With every shower I feel my powers increasing. It is only a matter of time before I steal all of your women. Showercels, this post is for you.
73 38 comments 2018-05-01 whiteopscel in r/Braincels
They're literally calling out the virgin CEOs now; virgin detection technology is developing faster than any of us thought. Genetic cleansing will be here within 2 years.
40 6 comments 2018-05-26 whiteopscel in r/Braincels
Rare footage of autistcel u/whiteopscel and midgetcel u/political_one circa 2014 colorized. We were brutally rejected by the 2 girls on this pic. The only comfort we both get is the thought of sui by rope.
31 78 comments 2018-05-02 whiteopscel in r/Braincels