I liked the cut- my female friend (another one) complimented my hair and said I look better. I also bought some nice shirts, Ted Baker and Tommy Hilfiger ones which my friend helped me choose.
We went to the club on saturday night and some girl talked to me in the smoking area! So we were talking about Bioshock which was pretty cool, but I went kinda autistcel and went on a mad rant about Bioshock infinite (gr... dont get me started).
People are saying I'm volcel (some people said I don't look bad?!) but autistcel is still very much incel territory I'm afraid.
Doesn't matter. When I was good looking my clothes looked good, when I was ugly, my clothes looked ugly. Spending money on expensive clothes is a waste, you may as well put it aside for surgery.
You're literally paying money for the honour of advertising a brand.
Jesus Christ dude. Incels talking about clothing brands. It's the saddest cope I've ever seen.
Like every woman who's come across you thus far, i'm not wasting my time either.
LOL. I'm a nichecel bro. I was a chadlite back in the day and women wasted much time on me. And they didn't give a shit what I was wearing. I could have coated myself in shit. In fact, that's effectively what I wore when I worked at a supermarket and had girls circling me like piranha. Now I'm a fat oldcel, I could dress like an emperor and no girl would give me a second look. It's called the halo effect.
Woah man! Ted Baker?! Sounds like the shopping was productive. I didn't even think to recommend that -- didn't know if you lived in a small town or not. You did well. That's dope about the club and talking to girls. It's a huge step. And the more you practice, the better you'll be. Vin Diesel didn't become Vin Diesel in a day. I use him as an example b/c apparently he has the prime "incel" scull type, and he said we has a big nerd heavy into dungeons and dragons when he was younger (he even created a character or some shit, it's on youtube).
Anyway, don't worry about labels, forget them, it's more limiting then you know, and some people here don't want you to succeed because they think they can't. Just think about being your best self.
Had to google bioshock. You got any other interests or hobbies you can talk about to girls or non-gamers? Sports? Music? Beyonce? this year's Coachella's lineup? Or bonus, Beyonce's performance at Coachella? Even like asking some girl if they've seen it, and you heard it was really good but didn't catch it would probably make them go off for 10 minutes. (Bc all the girls are gushing that it was that good).
Ok, maybe you don't have varied interests (yet). But think of checking out things "normies" and women might have seen so you have them in ur pocket next time you find urself in the smoking area, even if it's just to ask about it.
You'll be a chad in no time -- with all those showers you're taking! I can already feel your personality getting better (and your canthal tilt becoming neutral)
I liked the cut- my female friend (another one) complimented my hair and said I look better. I also bought some nice shirts, Ted Baker and Tommy Hilfiger ones which my friend helped me choose.
We went to the club on saturday night and some girl talked to me in the smoking area! So we were talking about Bioshock which was pretty cool, but I went kinda autistcel and went on a mad rant about Bioshock infinite (gr... dont get me started).
People are saying I'm volcel (some people said I don't look bad?!) but autistcel is still very much incel territory I'm afraid.
38 comments
1 political_one 2018-05-01
Bathcels on suicide watch
1 deividasbertasius1 2018-05-01
that canthal tilt
1 whiteopscel 2018-05-01
This is my curse
1 DEPTHERROR 2018-05-01
Chad stands under Niagara Falls. I can’t even get decent shower pressure in my shithole flat jfl I can’t even improve my personality properly.
1 SmokeyMcBlunt 2018-05-01
nice cauliflower ear
1 PixuIe 2018-05-01
chad
1 wuschelweich 2018-05-01
With great power comes great responsibility.
1 bonsaifan 2018-05-01
Or results of getting your hairdid?
1 whiteopscel 2018-05-01
I'll post results sometime this week. I'm off work on Friday and I've got a job interview so I'll be dressed nicely. I'll take a picture then.
I'll also be tanning on Saturday.
1 bonsaifan 2018-05-01
ok cool. so just say this, did you like the cut?
g'luck on the interview.
1 whiteopscel 2018-05-01
Thank you dude.
I liked the cut- my female friend (another one) complimented my hair and said I look better. I also bought some nice shirts, Ted Baker and Tommy Hilfiger ones which my friend helped me choose.
We went to the club on saturday night and some girl talked to me in the smoking area! So we were talking about Bioshock which was pretty cool, but I went kinda autistcel and went on a mad rant about Bioshock infinite (gr... dont get me started).
People are saying I'm volcel (some people said I don't look bad?!) but autistcel is still very much incel territory I'm afraid.
1 frankwashere44 2018-05-01
lol dude.
1 bonsaifan 2018-05-01
lol - what do you wear? Post pics.
1 frankwashere44 2018-05-01
Doesn't matter. When I was good looking my clothes looked good, when I was ugly, my clothes looked ugly. Spending money on expensive clothes is a waste, you may as well put it aside for surgery.
You're literally paying money for the honour of advertising a brand.
1 bonsaifan 2018-05-01
I didn't read your post after "doesn't matter".
That's all I need to know about you and your loser attitude.
Like every woman who's come across you thus far, i'm not wasting my time either.
1 frankwashere44 2018-05-01
LOOOOOL.
Jesus Christ dude. Incels talking about clothing brands. It's the saddest cope I've ever seen.
LOL. I'm a nichecel bro. I was a chadlite back in the day and women wasted much time on me. And they didn't give a shit what I was wearing. I could have coated myself in shit. In fact, that's effectively what I wore when I worked at a supermarket and had girls circling me like piranha. Now I'm a fat oldcel, I could dress like an emperor and no girl would give me a second look. It's called the halo effect.
1 bonsaifan 2018-05-01
tl;dr
triggered brah? go play Nintendo or some shit.
1 frankwashere44 2018-05-01
Am I in Mean Girls? wtf is this shit
1 Astutekahoots 2018-05-01
Lmao you incel twits are fucking hilarious.
Bet you were sweating your ass off scrambling for a comeback. “Triggered..” ? That’s what you went for .... lmaoooo.
JFC your pathetic.
1 bonsaifan 2018-05-01
you're*
1 Astutekahoots 2018-05-01
Sex .... oh yea you don’t know what that is.
1 bonsaifan 2018-05-01
Woah man! Ted Baker?! Sounds like the shopping was productive. I didn't even think to recommend that -- didn't know if you lived in a small town or not. You did well. That's dope about the club and talking to girls. It's a huge step. And the more you practice, the better you'll be. Vin Diesel didn't become Vin Diesel in a day. I use him as an example b/c apparently he has the prime "incel" scull type, and he said we has a big nerd heavy into dungeons and dragons when he was younger (he even created a character or some shit, it's on youtube).
Anyway, don't worry about labels, forget them, it's more limiting then you know, and some people here don't want you to succeed because they think they can't. Just think about being your best self.
Had to google bioshock. You got any other interests or hobbies you can talk about to girls or non-gamers? Sports? Music? Beyonce? this year's Coachella's lineup? Or bonus, Beyonce's performance at Coachella? Even like asking some girl if they've seen it, and you heard it was really good but didn't catch it would probably make them go off for 10 minutes. (Bc all the girls are gushing that it was that good).
Ok, maybe you don't have varied interests (yet). But think of checking out things "normies" and women might have seen so you have them in ur pocket next time you find urself in the smoking area, even if it's just to ask about it.
1 Dellarie 2018-05-01
Canthal tilt of a truecel
1 hone_claws 2018-05-01
You can sense the canthal misogyny
1 AverageJohanson 2018-05-01
What the fuck is that Triton thing?
1 whiteopscel 2018-05-01
You choose temps on that. No girl will get with you without a strong shower game, my friend, so get learning about showers.
1 AverageJohanson 2018-05-01
I've tried, man... It's just too complicated for my tiny misogynist brain to comprehend!
1 everythingshewants7 2018-05-01
Holy fuck, you eye is dripping out of your head. You belong here my friend.
1 whiteopscel 2018-05-01
r/braincels is the closest thing I have to a home
1 itsbeenover 2018-05-01
prophet of the saviour
1 RPGcel 2018-05-01
You'll be a chad in no time -- with all those showers you're taking! I can already feel your personality getting better (and your canthal tilt becoming neutral)
1 TurboTrashman 2018-05-01
Is that an instant electric water heater?
1 cincynancy 2018-05-01
You’re cute tbh
1 whiteopscel 2018-05-01
Dms
1 Luna_Tuna_456 2018-05-01
It's over,
1 silas45 2018-05-01
Came to this 5 times in a row
1 voldelig 2018-05-01
You look like a decent guy.
1 VartanX 2018-05-01
I am sorry to say that but your drooping eye looks almost like a Salvador Dali's painting.
1 acoverover1 2018-05-01
a couple dozen more showers and you'll unlock gigachad mode. I can already see your canthal tilt elevating.
1 downtownMalone09 2018-05-01
Holy shit I'm sorry my dude I don't think I've ever seen a negative canthal tilt like that
1 whiteopscel 2018-05-01
Thank you dude.
I liked the cut- my female friend (another one) complimented my hair and said I look better. I also bought some nice shirts, Ted Baker and Tommy Hilfiger ones which my friend helped me choose.
We went to the club on saturday night and some girl talked to me in the smoking area! So we were talking about Bioshock which was pretty cool, but I went kinda autistcel and went on a mad rant about Bioshock infinite (gr... dont get me started).
People are saying I'm volcel (some people said I don't look bad?!) but autistcel is still very much incel territory I'm afraid.