being incel

236  2018-05-27 by sovn_tri_tri

68 comments

just made this as my first post, i know it's low quality (like me) but i thought it was funny while putting it together.

Nah, nice job man.

thanks bruv

For a first meme? Very high IQ. Keep practicing. You have talent.

I love the dude thoughtfully looking at the noose

top left made me laugh in real life.

good post

Low quality? Fuck off, this shit is top tier, fam.

Very accurate

society thinks we do school shootings

Well... not all of you.

MSM is all about the #AllIncels

99% of shootings are done by normies you stupid fucking retard.

Wow there pal learn to take a joke. It might help you get laid.

Lol that's some good stuff.

That gamer guy looks like a chadilite

best image i could find

what games you play? i'm growing bored of gaming tbh i just wish i was a fucking normie

i like to cope with old childhood games as well as stuff like eu4 and hoi4

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ah nice. I have barely played any console games, I should try playing EU4 again or HOI. right now I play a lot of fortnite. I know it's kinda a meme but it's a fucking great feel when you get high-kill games or you outbuild someone

life is ass but it's kinda amazing the amount of cope that modern society allows you. politics, gymceling, vidya etc

never tried fortnite tbh, but i would recommend eu4 to you if you're really into the sort of grand strategy 4X genre.

btw, who the fuck is downvoting you? i'm going to bump up your comments with some of my orange arrows.

Fortnight is for children and soyboy normies

i dont disagree. gaming in general is very gay & low-T

Nice. Kingdom Hearts was my first ps2 game along with Jak & Daxter.

Did you ever play the PS1 era FF games? They were the bomb back in the day, literally a life saver for me. Still playing them today

Damn. I play eu4 too as well. Isn’t that game multiplayer? I wouldn’t know for sure since I have no friends who play it

yeah, EUIV is multiplayer, but i've never really played a multiplayer game with anyone either.

If you want to and you can figure out how, I am down to do it with you

Just burned an entire weekend on Dark Souls Remastered. Super cope. Now back to work life.

I only play 2-3 games a year anymore and sometimes I get bored and quit before I finish so I feel you on the boredom portion - if you haven't played it yet I'd recommend the 2017 version of Prey. Really immersed me for a few days.

dude this is true haha, I want normies to go through like an emulator of what we go through and then see their reactions lol '

Videogames have ruined our lifes....

When we were kids we should have played sports with other guys and create a social life instead of playing stupid videogames!!!!

Cope. You played video games because the other kids ostracized you, not the other way around.

Nope, probably a little over a decade ago you would be made fun of if you played a lot of games. Now it's normal because people realised most gamers didn't give a shit, games are fun.

This. I never stayed inside until I lost all of my friends.

My parents forced me into sports year round as a kid, it does nothing if the other kids don't like you.

My parents made me join track but I quit. The athletes were assholes and I hated being anywhere near them.

You're a combination of all the panels you worthless cocksucker lmao

GOTEEM

Try and get some pussy(without paying for it) instead bitch ass beta faggot.

GOTEEM BOYS.

I got the internet virgins wifey, may I have sex with you now? Okay, I'll wait my turn.

What the fuck was even that comment? I don't speak internet virgin lingo, incel. Speak English, worthless loser.

Bro, you're a reddit neckbeard who plays fortnite and watches sweaty men wrestle. Maybe you should stop thinking you're better than anyone, LMAO.

Even in my worst day I'm better than any of the people who has ever posted here unironically, you and I know both know that too. End your worthless life, retarded cocksucking virgin. The fact that I'm somehow conversing with one of you worthless fucks is more embarassing than wrestling or fortnite could ever be. You know it too, miserable piece of dogshit, otherwise you won't be here 😘

Hah, you come here to feel better about your pathetic life. The fact that you're so mad at what I said basically proves my point. I hit a nerve there, neckbeard? Go lose some weight fatass, maybe then your wife will let you fuck her before Tyrone?

Lmfao ass faggot, if I didn't have women(wife, mother, sister) around me I wouldn't be here laughing at your worthless cocksuckers. I AM the Tyrone you little bitch ass pussy, and the fact that a worthless cocksucker like you somehow managed to talk to someone like me is the peak of your life. Savor it, worthless virgin. God knows it'll help you get laid if it ever does.

LMAO, your mom and your sister? HAHAHAHAHAAHHA. Anyway, you're Tyrone? A video game playing, sweaty men watching neckbeard like you? HAHAHAHAHAH, don't make me laugh. You're some white dude in a sad marriage, and you come here to feel better about your pathetic life. Save me the trouble of typing, just leave.

Caps locking those hahas won't hide the tears coming out on the inside, worthless incel cocksucker. Literally anything, from wrestling to shovelling shit for a living is better than whatever the fuck you are, you magnificent pile of dogshit and straight up pent up virgin rage. I can make an infographics on your worthless cuck life as we go but then again it'll be like beating a dead self proclaimed virgin ass horse.

Seriously, end your worthless life dumb cocksucker what the fuck dyou even have to live for? Do it bitch ass faggot.

I'm caps locking because I'm legit laughing. You're such a mad little neckbeard, mad about your shitty marriage. You're so fucking mad you keep telling me to kill myself. Here's an idea, stop watching sweaty men hug eachother, stop playing children's games, drop some weight, and maybe your wife will let you have sex with her.

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We know just what to do with Tyrones around here.

Get the rope boys.

Yeah it's about time atleast a bunch of you worthless cocksuckers hung yourselves. Get at it cuck.

Aren't you the guy that likes to watch sweaty men wrestle?

"Reddit neckbeard"

Writes the literal fucking incel on the incel subreddits without a shred of irony lmfao this subs gonna get removed in a few days too and we'll be having you back at the Breitbart comments section. Seriously, end your worthless life cuck.

I'm an incel, other than that I'm no neckbeard. I work out and have a normal life. You're a fat neckbeard who jacks off to sweaty men hugging eachother and plays video games all day. Maybe you should stfu pathetic slob?

You are an incel and a neckbeard, don't even try to pretend otherwise you worthless cocksucker. You're here defending being an incel, if you can't tell I'm literally disgusted by the fact that one of you gutter scum actually contacted me in some way. You're worth less than the dogshit on my lawn, atleast it disgusts me less and probably smells better.

You are so fucking mad, it's kinda sad. You're pathetic, you know you are. You come here to feel better about your sad life. Your life has hit a dead end, your wife is a used up old hag who's getting uglier by the day. I would never trade places with a faggot like you.

It took you that long to cry that put, retarded virgin? You know what I'm gonna keep on this thing until you ultimately end your worthless life. I can feel I'm almost there.

You can keep going as long as you like, I know you have nothing better to do with your worthless time. Mad little cucky :((

I hope your family gets the time to message me to thank me when I finally get you to off your worthless virgin life 😘

You know, it seems to me like you're having sucidial thoughts and are coping by assigning them to me. Try getting help before you hurt yourself.

Lol incel cocksucker telling people about self love I've seen it all today lord take me home

I love how you worthless self proclaimed loser ass virgins come up with imaginary scenarios for people who are laughing at you 24/7. Then the threshold gets all fucked up and you beta fucks shoot up a school or something. Why don't you end your worthless life instead, retarded faggot?

You keep calling me beta, yet you're behaving like the biggest faggot I have ever seen. You're raging on an internet forum, telling me to kill myself, and you play video games and watch wrestling as an adult. Here's an idea, maybe instead of trying to feel better by making fun of people, you could drop some weight.

A literal incel faggot is triggered by the word "beta"? I mean this shit keeps getting hilarious, especially with the workout notes coming from some 15 year old morbidly obese cocksucker such as yourself.

You're projecting way too hard. I'm not triggered, since I'm not the one raging on an internet forum. I'll give you some advice, since you seem to have the mental maturity of a 12 year old: Leave this forum, go lose some weight in the gym, and maybe then your wife will let you have sex with her. If not, you can always file for divorce, it's not the end of the world.

If you are so appaled, why did you post here?

Wrestling, Anime, Fortnite. The ultimate numale.

Stop contemplating the rope, and go for the Big Casino!

Not enough school shootings

sit in and play videos and jerk off to porn all day every day

no gf

hmmm....i wonder how these two facts are correlated

yeah, EUIV is multiplayer, but i've never really played a multiplayer game with anyone either.