If white knighting means I get a sword, I'm in.

Your sword is a dildo and your asshole the sheathe.

I'm gay so that's even better.

This presents an interesting conundrum. Can gay men be white-knights?

Yes. But I don't like humans. Uncles are creeps. Feminists are creeps. I'm here Bec I like messing with people.

Despite me being the devil Rodaun I don't tend to lie.