just ldar brother, don't go outside

Just take more showers before you go to parties, I heard they help.

I never get invited to parties

i dont even get invited to those

LOL it's ogre

Same, it’s unfair. Fuck PartyChad’s

Have you ever tried drugs? Drugs are fun

Try Molly! It's fun

Drugs are cope

Cocaine rules!

Dont fuck your life even more with drugs just to cope dude.

Stop standing around awkwardly. Go and talk to people.

Keep trying. Eventually it'll become easier and easier, soon you'll be doing it without realizing. Honestly.

You have you've done that soooo many times. How many? 5? 10?

Do it 100 times then report back

How many Chads had to try 100 times?

Does it really matter?

There are rich people out there so I don't even wanna make money 😭😭😭

There are skilled people so I don't even wanna try 😭😭😭

There are attractive people out there so why even bother talking to people 😭😭😭

Now you're getting it.

That’s a lot of parties.

Yeah life is kind of long

• Outside of bars and nightclubs, parties are the only place this type of behavior is acceptable.

• It’s only acceptable in bars and nightclubs by top tier men

• If you think this strategy will work because life is long you must be very young.

I said life is long because the longer you're alive, the more opportunity you get.

Top tier men?? WTF dude get over your fear of other dudes and enjoy your life FOR ONE SECOND

Keep trying. Lurk in the kitchen. All the best party conversations happen there

Will you be in the kitchen too?

I'd probably be ensconced in a comfy chair.

Aye great advice as always from the thing that won't die.

And a charming line from the wanker in the corner.

It's about all your worth when you spout shite about talking in the kitchen.

I used to always hang out in the kitchen at parties. These days I'm more interested in comfort and occasional conversation than being in the thick of things.

Good for you.

arent you like 50

45 and still not dead, so still going to parties.

Bingo night doesn't count grandma

I don't play bingo.

Same dude. I went to one recently and it was so fucking sad how autistic I was (am). I just tended to a shitty fire outside while everyone was inside, eventually a girl came up to talk to me and I straight up just stood up and left. Fml

eventually a girl came up to talk to me

Yeah, what a bitch, amirite

I never said that. I just can't talk to strangers so I left.

I like parties, I just don't like the pointless socializing. I just do my own experiments in the corner, playing around with alcohol and stuff. Then someone will come over wondering what I'm doing. If it's a girl she sees my face and then goes away. If it's a guy he's usually captivated by what I'm trying to do so stays around for a bit.

What kinds of experiments?

Butt Chugging

Experiments lmao

You're not entitled to fun in parties lmao

Hey, if they're paying, fuck em, right?

Well, do you go at it alone? I personally despise parties unless I have friends nearby to fuck around with.

I've never even been invited to one and I'm 22 Jfl

Parties are for 8s and above. Normies and cucks never get lucky going and if they do its always a sausagefest

Nah, parties are for people with status or tall dudes

Parties are great, even incels can go to them. Just stand by the wall and drink and watch other people having fun.

Does it really matter?

There are rich people out there so I don't even wanna make money 😭😭😭

There are skilled people so I don't even wanna try 😭😭😭

There are attractive people out there so why even bother talking to people 😭😭😭