Reminder that you can't be an Incel if you're Gay

227  2018-05-27 by SpasticDickmongler

65 comments

Of course you can. I am incel with women only, not men.

Then you're not gay? And if you're Bi and fucking men you're still not celibate you dunce.

Zyros lmao

I'm surprised by how many people know who that is, although I guess it makes sense.

Always fuckin hated zyrros jesus christ he was a cunt

use his unedited pic idiot

incels fucking incels, what has the world come down too?

but incels fucking incels makes them non incels

The Incel Paradox

we need an entire new set of mathematics to describe this phenomenon

Orwell predicted this actually. I can’t find the post but it’s somewhere on this sub

Do you mean the quote where he talks about being a tramp/hobo? I’m pretty sure he was a hobo for a while and wrote a book about it.

“A tramp, therefore, is a celibate from the moment when he takes to the road. He is absolutely without hope of getting a wife, a mistress, or any kind of woman except — very rarely, when he can raise a few shillings — a prostitute.

It is obvious what the results of this must be: homosexuality, for instance, and occasional rape cases. But deeper than these there is the degradation worked in a man who knows that he is not even considered fit for marriage. The sexual impulse, not to put it any higher, is a fundamental impulse, and starvation of it can be almost as demoralizing as physical hunger. The evil of poverty is not so much that it makes a man suffer as that it rots him physically and spiritually. And there can be no doubt that sexual starvation contributes to this rotting process. Cut off from the whole race of women, a tramp feels himself degraded to the rank of a cripple or a lunatic. No humiliation could do more damage to a man’s self-respect.”

I personally have no doubt that a large percentage of gay men are “prison gay”; women aren’t available to them, they’re bisexual, so they hook up with other men. It’s sort of an easy road for anyone who’s bi. Within 30 minutes you can have a date or hookup planned for the next weekend via numerous apps.

Peruse the gay profiles on a dating site or app. The men are mostly low tier Incels.

well what you personally have no doubt about is wrong. you just sound like an asshole.

Become the girlfriend.

This tbh

Should’ve named him Quenth

Who cares?

Why are you here.

Switched my preference on tinder to men and had the same result, lots of matches. I went to watch some gay porn after that and almost puked. I wish I was gay so I don't have to deal with cruel hypergamous femoids, but I just can't take the gay pill. You just can't change your sexuality.

just convert to Islam to get a wife if you want to take drastic actions.

And if you get her from the middle east, pretty much guaranteed virgin.

Islam is a bunch of garbage made up shit. I ain't cucking for no femoid, and I ain't cucking for mohammad either.

Well done. islamists lurking this sub in the hope of getting new converts are the worst.

You’d rather be a cuck? Okay, then.

converting to 7th century ideology is being the real cuck. Ok?

I'm not sure if they actually believe in Islam or their point is just that it has a proper set system for women.

For the second part I can see where you're coming from but if you actually believe in the religion then JFL you're retarded

their is probably less drastic options than turning gay though.

go to thailand or philipinnes get an asian wife

I ain’t ducking fit Mohammad either

You’ll be cuckolded by chad, if you keep this attitude up. But, maybe that’s what you really want, deep inside you (Other than dick, of course)

don't be so worked up over a pedophile

you're a retard

Allah bless you, akhi.

Cope

back the fuck off with that stupid islam shit

im just saying if hes willing to turn gay just to get laid, their is probably less drastic options.

How do I get Muslim waifu doe, I'm interested.

You trying to fag yoursel watching gp is so funny for some reason

I even watched str8 porn beforehand to make sure I started the gay porn with an erection lol.

  1. Need to use the original pic
  2. Those matches are ugly AF

Those matches are ugly AF

So is our blessed Saint. Men pursue looksmatches.

Let's try it with this pic https://i.imgur.com/UbmVFSm.jpg

(forgive me, Lord St. Blops2cel)

This isn’t wven my final form!”

He is timeless, ageless, faultless, and unknowable in His wisdom.

Is this real

NOTHING IS REAL

..except the rope.

hahhahahah

I love the fact that he used Zyros name

The only people who tried anything romantic with me were gay men. Great people

Proof that all of you are volcels

😂

Hey how's you

Can confirm, man. My best friend is bi - average looking dude, but has absolutely no luck with girls, meanwhile I've seen him get a guy to come over in four messages or less.

I once flirted with a gay guy just to feel what's it like to be desired. I am 0% gay.

I too have done this

guys are just horny

Why does Frank have a fruit roll-up on his face?

ZYROS LMFAO

Just flip frame and stack plates bro.

Notice how all of them are wearing glasses?

Laughing too hard because you named him Zyros.

Biggest cope

just fuck dudes then

LOL ZYROS

What about cross dressers or a tranny?

Idk if its cause i'm ugly but I couldn't even get that (I think)

I decided the other day to open my profile to males as well just to see what would happen and holy shit, I got hellllllla matches. It was insane. I get matches from women as well but most don’t say anything first and even if I reply they may or not respond but the response from the dudes was crazy.

Actually you still kinda can... Don't incells want love? Gay guys aren't going to give you that... that just want to use me up for sex all the time and lie to me and stab me in the back... Trust me, I would know. I'm a gay man myself.

Incel means involuntarily celebrate, not involuntary unloved.

I'm surprised by how many people know who that is, although I guess it makes sense.

NOTHING IS REAL

..except the rope.

Always fuckin hated zyrros jesus christ he was a cunt

Incel means involuntarily celebrate, not involuntary unloved.