Females truly just want cavemen.
40 2018-05-27 by BananaPancakeCove
Women want men who are of nature and fit in perfectly there. Women want men who can take a steaming dump in front of her, hunt with a self made bow and arrow, climb trees, make traps, set fires, and beat up other weaker men. They want thick framed, robust jawed men to grab her by the neck and hold her by the neck as he walks to his man cave, he puts her down and smacks her mouth hard and says "shut up while I take shit", and he slaps some bear steaks over the fire.
89 comments
1 BRAHMINDEEPSTATE 2018-05-27
http://i.imgur.com/rULwcLx.gif
1 BananaPancakeCove 2018-05-27
Love that movie lol
1 Salvador66 2018-05-27
That's because females want to have snu-sun with unga-bunga Chads.
1 Singlestick 2018-05-27
Jungle Chads and Jihadi Chads.
1 watermelon_bubblegum 2018-05-27
I'm extremely confused by this. You're saying women want to be abused, basically, which is absolutely not true. Where are you getting these ideas?
1 BananaPancakeCove 2018-05-27
Its just common sense. Women like tall, strong framed, dominant masculine men and they like abuse from these men hence BDSM.
1 watermelon_bubblegum 2018-05-27
Well I'm a woman and I don't really like any of that. Especially BDSM. So no, it's not common sense.
1 TfwNoMommyGf 2018-05-27
Let me suckle on those boobies please mommy.
1 watermelon_bubblegum 2018-05-27
If you'd like to make comments like that please direct them at my NSFW posts and not my serious discussion threads, thank you.
1 TfwNoMommyGf 2018-05-27
Mommy please, I have been a good boy.
1 watermelon_bubblegum 2018-05-27
Please direct these comments at the appropriate posts.
1 TfwNoMommyGf 2018-05-27
Only for Chad right. Females are cruel. š
1 watermelon_bubblegum 2018-05-27
Third time saying this, if you want to flirt with me don't do it in a serious comment thread. It has nothing to do with "chad". My response would be very different if you had commented on one of my NSFW posts.
1 TfwNoMommyGf 2018-05-27
Flirting as an ugly male = rape
1 watermelon_bubblegum 2018-05-27
I don't believe that.
1 TfwNoMommyGf 2018-05-27
Yes you do.
1 watermelon_bubblegum 2018-05-27
No I don't. Why are you arguing with me? Why do you want that to be true?
1 TfwNoMommyGf 2018-05-27
Why are you even here? Shouldn't you be getting more attention from your orbiters with the nudes you post?
1 watermelon_bubblegum 2018-05-27
I'm here because that's not all I care about. I'm here because this community interests me.
1 TfwNoMommyGf 2018-05-27
Those loser virgins, So interesting.
1 watermelon_bubblegum 2018-05-27
I've never said that incels are loser virgins. But you just did. I'm kind of confused right now.
1 TfwNoMommyGf 2018-05-27
Go away you attention seeking whore.
1 watermelon_bubblegum 2018-05-27
I'm not going to leave just because you said that.
1 TfwNoMommyGf 2018-05-27
We don't want you here. This is a space for incels. Not whores like you who post nudes for attention.
1 watermelon_bubblegum 2018-05-27
There's nothing in the rules against my posting. If that bothers you, sorry. Just stop replying if you don't want to associate with me.
1 TfwNoMommyGf 2018-05-27
No I hate you and the rest of your kind. Fuck off.
1 watermelon_bubblegum 2018-05-27
I'm confused how you went from asking to suck on my tits to saying you hated me. But if you continue to reply my only assumption is that you wish to continue talking to me.
1 TfwNoMommyGf 2018-05-27
I say that to all femoids who come here to post because it usually makes them uncomfortable. Also femoids can't have mental illness.
1 watermelon_bubblegum 2018-05-27
I don't know what a femoid is and I do have mental illness and you haven't made me feel uncomfortable.
1 TfwNoMommyGf 2018-05-27
Same here.
1 subhumanforever 2018-05-27
Go away you stupid slut. Christ, here comes another cunt who will pretend to act nice for incels to have sympathy for her and think "Maybe she's not that bad. I'll start PMing her". Then an incel will start liking her which she knew was going to happen, because we're all desperate only for her to completely laugh in the incel's face once they exchange "photos" (which she won't exchange shit. She'll just guilt trip the incel in sharing a photo). She'll see said incel's face, and ghost him forever.
Rinse, and repeat. The cycle continues over and over and over and over and over.
1 watermelon_bubblegum 2018-05-27
Except that's not at all what my goal is
1 subhumanforever 2018-05-27
Sure bro sure.
1 watermelon_bubblegum 2018-05-27
You've made up an incredibly specific and ridiculous agenda for me. I don't believe that you actually believe that's what I'm here for.
1 BananaPancakeCove 2018-05-27
What are you here for? You're in a poly relationship so you can be with other men. Why not end and incels suffering and make one happy?
1 subhumanforever 2018-05-27
Okay, I'll bite. Why are you here then whore?
1 zagozan 2018-05-27
i am gonna bang to your photos, What can you do about it? HAHA (confused laugh)
1 Singlestick 2018-05-27
Notice how she never posted the link? Probably because she wanted to avoid all those icky incels. What a fucking hagwhore and a half.
1 Kingjez 2018-05-27
You're also a complete slut so what does that say about woman?
1 watermelon_bubblegum 2018-05-27
Um nothing? Because I'm only one woman, and I also don't really consider myself a slut, I'd like to be one day because I just really enjoy sex and sharing my body. I can count the number of people I've had sex with on both hands, then again, slut is a subjective term, to some people just having sex out of wedlock makes a woman a slut. I also don't consider it a derogatory term.
1 Kingjez 2018-05-27
Youre an idiot. You just said his opinion is invaild because "you" aren't into bdsm but now you being a slut doesn't reflect on all women lol
Another brain dead slut slumming it up on the incel subreddit.
1 watermelon_bubblegum 2018-05-27
Well yeah, I don't like BDSM and I'm not all women, and I'm a slut and I'm not all women.
1 Kingjez 2018-05-27
"Women dont like dominance even tho its proven facts because i dont like BDSM"
"Im a slut but not all women are sluts,im just one woman."
-Idiot whore
1 watermelon_bubblegum 2018-05-27
Okay now I'm just confused what you're even trying to say
1 Kingjez 2018-05-27
Ofcoure Because you're stupid and incapable of thinking outside of yourself.
Long story short YOU dont speak for all women.
Is that simple enough for your whore brain to process?
1 watermelon_bubblegum 2018-05-27
Of course I don't speak for all women. Neither do you yet most incels claim to know "the true nature" of women.
1 geoffreylambert 2018-05-27
You post pictures of your hairy roastie flaps on reddit, then come here to tell incels that they are wrong about females.
You are a retarded roastie. Nothing more.
1 watermelon_bubblegum 2018-05-27
What does my posting have to do with anything?
1 geoffreylambert 2018-05-27
It shows you are a grotesque narcissist (you even have a subreddit dedicated to yourself lol) like all femoids you crave endless attention (this is why you post here) and believe your ego makes your insights valid (thus your arrogant posts here, making claims without displaying any depth of comprehension regarding incels.)
You are a basic example of a narcissistic femoid, whose ego is a bottomless pit. Your problem is that due to your incoherent thought processes you do not see the necessity to post here from an alt - either your grotesquely swollen ego makes you believe you do not need to care about such things, or you are simply dumb. Regardless your posting of your disgusting hairy roast beef is all the evidence an incel would need to completely disregard anything you say here.
Please stop posting on braincels - not because you are a disgusting roastie, but because your disgusting ego has convinced you that your (mis)understanding of incels is unquestionably correct. It is not. You are retarded.
1 watermelon_bubblegum 2018-05-27
My subreddit isn't actually dedicated to me, I let anyone post in it. You can't stop me from commenting here. That's all I'm going to say because you have such a grotesque misunderstanding of me and why I post. But I'm not going to press this any further because its pointless, think what you want to think about me.
1 geoffreylambert 2018-05-27
Yep, a roastie.
1 Kingjez 2018-05-27
I guess 50 shades of grey is the best seller of all time for no reason huh? "But im not like that so its not true"
Coming from the mouth of a self proclaimed slut on Reddit with her pussy out.
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
1 watermelon_bubblegum 2018-05-27
50 shades of gray is not anywhere close to an accurate representation of a bdsm relationship. The bdsm community hates those books for creating so many misconceptions.
1 TfwNoMommyGf 2018-05-27
How many dudes have you fucked?
1 yuyuyuyuu 2018-05-27
Obviously it is an indicator of what women want and fantasize about, what kind of guy they like and what kind of things they find erotic. I don't see how it being BDSM has anything to do with his point. Women speak for the majority of women, women, in the majority, like fantasizing about the rich powerful mean handsome dude that desires them, which incels are not, we will probably never be desired, we'd have to hope for betabuxxing. Those are all obvious things everyone here understands and shouldn't be controversial.
1 ibtem 2018-05-27
> I also don't really consider myself a slut
> and I'm a slut
1 watermelon_bubblegum 2018-05-27
I admit I made myself look like an idiot there. I should have clarified, that I don't really see myself as a slut but since most of the men here do its easier to just go with it and "identify", so to speak, as a slut
1 rekkitralff 2018-05-27
she's a wannabe slut lmao
1 watermelon_bubblegum 2018-05-27
Bdsm is not the same thing as being a slut. I'm not into bdsm
1 rekkitralff 2018-05-27
you're a slut, that's worse roastie
1 watermelon_bubblegum 2018-05-27
What's bad about being a slut?
1 rekkitralff 2018-05-27
fuck off slut
1 watermelon_bubblegum 2018-05-27
And what did I do or say to warrant you being rude to me?
1 rekkitralff 2018-05-27
shut the fuck up slut
1 watermelon_bubblegum 2018-05-27
I repeat the above question.
1 rekkitralff 2018-05-27
let me throat fuck you
1 watermelon_bubblegum 2018-05-27
Excuse me?
1 Matthew15651 2018-05-27
āHey Babe, come and see my bushā
Case Closed.
1 watermelon_bubblegum 2018-05-27
Case closed about what exactly?
1 Matthew15651 2018-05-27
That you are an ugly slut.
1 Kevioli 2018-05-27
Every human being has a different taste and different kinks. Thereās people who like bdsm and then thereās people who canāt stand shit like that. Thereās people who like to be urinated on which is a dealbreaker for tons of other women. Some like it rough and some like it soft and carefully. BDSM folks donāt want to be abused as if they were in a torture room in guantanamo, itās more like a delicate construct of dominance, fantasies and extreme trust to the partner. Outside of the bedroom, bdsm-people are like every normal human being.
1 rekkitralff 2018-05-27
shut the fuck up cunt you want a caveman to ravage your cunt and ass
1 Kevioli 2018-05-27
Uh oooh someone is a bit cranky over here
1 rekkitralff 2018-05-27
fuck oath cunt
1 Kevioli 2018-05-27
Nah Im good
1 rekkitralff 2018-05-27
fuck you're tuff, don't pretend like you dont want to get throat fucked by an 8x6
1 Kevioli 2018-05-27
Must really suck to be as salty as you are, bro. Or being you in general.
1 rekkitralff 2018-05-27
luckily im model tier beautiful with an above average dick so its actually incredible, i can woo HR sluts to get a good paying job and then proceed to fuck them ass to mouth, i can go to the club to enjoy myself and multiple little teen sluts approach ME to grind and fuck, and i dont have to try at all on tinder before getting tit pictures and fucking on the same night, purely because of my superior genetics. i know what these guys have discovered is absolute truth so fuck off slutcunt, let them enjoy their society imposed isolation
1 Kevioli 2018-05-27
Youāre 25, spent 9 years smoking weed and watching porn. You got no skills nor social competence, youāre too stupid to realise if you got scammed. According to you comment however you sound like a 12yo trying to bash someone on xbox live. Btw if you havenāt discovered it yet, Iām a guy too.
1 rekkitralff 2018-05-27
let me throat fuck you, please
1 Kevioli 2018-05-27
You poor troubled child
1 rekkitralff 2018-05-27
less trouble once you let me throat fuck you
1 Kevioli 2018-05-27
Once again, in contrast to you, Iām straight and male. So kindly go fuck yourself, Mr. āBigdickā
1 rekkitralff 2018-05-27
me too demand stands open your mouth faggot
1 Kevioli 2018-05-27
I think you first need to figure out your sexuality, lil fag
1 rekkitralff 2018-05-27
dude grow up honestly youre behaving like a child its embarassing
1 Kevioli 2018-05-27
look whoās talking...
1 rekkitralff 2018-05-27
i have no reason to remove my comments, im too busy throat fucking you to worry about that immature shit
1 Kevioli 2018-05-27
Youāre embarrassing yourself, buddy
1 rekkitralff 2018-05-27
infront of incels, oh fucking woe is me you retarded cunt
1 Kevioli 2018-05-27
Go and take your Ritalin, kid
1 rekkitralff 2018-05-27
smooch
1 rekkitralff 2018-05-27
tfw im still watching porn, smoking weed, dont have a degree and still fucking 8+'s, lifes a bitch dude, its not fair. i got my own shit that's for sure but fuck your numale opinions on sex
1 cookin_breakfast 2018-05-27
From reality
1 watermelon_bubblegum 2018-05-27
Which reality is that? Certainly not this one
1 Chadbutblackpilled 2018-05-27
Disgusting transgender dog you are a shame to this earth and need to be gunned down on sight FILTHY PHAGGOT RETArd nobody cares ABOUT WHAT UR DEGENERATE ASS SAYS IRL SO U COME ON REDDIT TO PRetend to be of any importance and dont even try to deny it u bitch faggot people are disgusted by u irl
1 sleepingforever1 2018-05-27
pls be my gf
1 sleepysnipersloth 2018-05-27
Am caveman.
Can confirm.
1 GREYnRED 2018-05-27
Caveman logic is the most sensible logic .fuck Einstein fuck Newton
1 newtonian_claus 2018-05-27
Einstein was a Chad though
1 Winged_Sigma_V 2018-05-27
I have been called a caveman from the time I was a child. Femoids only want ice type cavemenmon, they want fire type cavemenmon out. Noticeable BlackPill.
1 BetaChad69 2018-05-27
They don't understand smart things so they only do stupid things.
1 MagratM 2018-05-27
You guys really do have some odd delusions about what women want in men. I'm not into abuse, and the BDSM scene isn't as huge as you seem to assume.
Oh, and men like to be dominated too. That's why there are such things as professional Dommes who get paid for their services. Going by your logic, that means all men are submissive and like being whipped and called names.
1 rekkitralff 2018-05-27
those men are called ugly beta cucks
1 MagratM 2018-05-27
You keep telling yourself that pet. If that's what helps you sleep at night, then go for it.
1 rekkitralff 2018-05-27
let me throat fuck you cunt
1 MagratM 2018-05-27
How about no, wanker.
1 rekkitralff 2018-05-27
fuck you're tough wank me off with your throat
1 MagratM 2018-05-27
Since you're limber enough to get your head up your own arse, do it yourself.
1 rekkitralff 2018-05-27
smooch
1 Board_Gaming 2018-05-27
No, not all women want that. I don't want to see anyone poop.
1 BananaPancakeCove 2018-05-27
Youre different than most women and probably slightly autistic. I'm talking about nuero typical voids here.
1 Mmmrooseydoosey 2018-05-27
Dead
1 Matthew15651 2018-05-27
You are a woman.
1 Board_Gaming 2018-05-27
Yes thank you.
1 eye_engineer 2018-05-27
Then become a barbarian
1 watermelon_bubblegum 2018-05-27
If you'd like to make comments like that please direct them at my NSFW posts and not my serious discussion threads, thank you.
1 TfwNoMommyGf 2018-05-27
We don't want you here. This is a space for incels. Not whores like you who post nudes for attention.
1 rekkitralff 2018-05-27
fuck oath cunt
1 Kevioli 2018-05-27
Go and take your Ritalin, kid