r/Braincels: My 6’2 white Chad roommate gave me $20 earlier tonight to get lost so that he could have a threesome with a white Stacy and a black Stacy.

My 6’2 white Chad roommate gave me $20 earlier tonight to get lost so that he could have a threesome with a white Stacy and a black Stacy.

48 2018-05-27 by everything_is_over

Now I’m in the computer lab on my laptop waiting an hour before I go back. I’m a manlet gymcel, but at least I got paid to get lost. Thanks roasties.

And I’m super into black girls and blondes. He is literally living my dream right now. LDAR.

26 comments

1 iamhopeless256 2018-05-27

Buy something to drink

1 BananaPancakeCove 2018-05-27

you should of asked him to pass you a rope.

1 CommonMisspellingBot 2018-05-27

Hey, BananaPancakeCove, just a quick heads-up:
should of is actually spelled should have. You can remember it by should have sounds like should of, but it just isn't right.
Have a nice day!

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1 geneticwaste43 2018-05-27

Ive been in THAT spot before. I refused. No one is entitled to my living quarters. I heard my monster cock roomie slay ass.

I cried

1 mrswagpoophead 2018-05-27

Same room?

1 Virion85 2018-05-27

Shortly after college, I was drinking and playing videogames at my friend's apartment. His roommate brings this chick home. They go to his room, and she is LOUD. My friend retreats to his own room, and I'm left trying to sleep on the couch. That was torture.

1 beancel 2018-05-27

At least you're getting money man, next time demand more from him, he'll have to pay you if he doesn't want to make the roasties uncomfortable.

1 HaramRoastBeefFlaps 2018-05-27

Just go back, it's your living quarters. Disrupt Chad as much as possible

1 GoodeJamesGoode 2018-05-27

Kek tell him to pay up $150 or you will chill in the living room.

1 hugeostrichegg 2018-05-27

If he was a bro, he'd make it a foursome and throw you a bone

1 AlienSunrise 2018-05-27

Good way to ruin your own threesome.

1 Tookthemethpill 2018-05-27

I had a chance to have a chad roommate and chose the beta dude for this potential reason. Neither of us has brought a girl back the entire year. Good times.

1 Ragnarok_98 2018-05-27

So is this whole sub a troll or ?

1 TheiWindFelt 2018-05-27

Lol. You obviously know your answer.

1 BRAHMINDEEPSTATE 2018-05-27

Should have hidden a camera and sold the clip for more money.

1 cookin_breakfast 2018-05-27

Forcing incels go to public schools to mogged and bullied daily in class, to having to share living quarters in college with disrespectful chads needs to change

1 bigboxguy 2018-05-27

Who gets bullied in college?

1 hailthegawdthanos 2018-05-27

There can’t be any black Stacies. I’m not sure the name of hot black chicks are. Also, Chads can only be white. Tyrones are the black equivalent of Chads.

1 everything_is_over 2018-05-27

Mega cope. I’m tortured seeing black Stacies on a daily basis. In high school one of them talked to me for ten seconds about a test and I immediately went into the bathroom and jerked off until I came all over the toilet seat.

1 hailthegawdthanos 2018-05-27

Did you even comprehend my post?

1 everything_is_over 2018-05-27

Oh sorry. I guess black stacies should be called Sashas.

1 IWillRopeAnyDayNow 2018-05-27

I'm sure a nice black girl would love to have you as a bf. Unironically

1 TheBlueTiger77 2018-05-27

Why does black Chad have his own name but Arab Chad is Chadam and Indian Chad is Chadeet? I guess it's too late to change but it would be better if

Black Chad = Chadall or Chadquan

Latino Chad = Chadro

Asian Chad (I don't think this exists) = Chadekki

Chadeet and Chadam are good