Life on "just leave your house" mode

134  2018-05-26 by RetrudedMaxilla_

41 comments

I'd do pretty much anything to look like that

I dont blame women for rejecting us tbh, we would they want our digusting genes when they have access to those of men like chico?

How can anyone deny juggernaut law, Chico's wife is average af and he's an 8, easily.

She’s a model.

She’s a 6 currently I think, just a bit old, was more attractive when younger, just like Chico. He used to be a 9.5 and now he’s like a 7.5

shes aight, but some people on this subreddit would kill to get a wife like chico

She’s more attractive than 90+% of women so that’s understandable

shes pretty attractive not gonna lie

He was a 10 in his prime. He was unmoggable in the modeling industry, now he maybe decayed to a 9.98

9.5 is basically unmoggable lol

If I were Chico, I would definitely have a different girlfriend, but compared to what I could get, she's goddamn Helen of Troy

They are looksmatched in the sense that their facial structure and features are pretty similar...

Bad judgment

They are feature/pheno matched, just lol

Or Jamal?

How about get rich and get plastic surgery, then move to a state where no one knows you, and slay?

How about get rich

Pls explain

Work.

Everyone who works is rich?

Nope. You can work while having shitty work ethic. That being said, working is the first step to getting rich. You must provide excess value in order to acquire excess wealth.

Nobody gets rich through working hard. You need to invest and get lucky.

That's simply untrue. Sure, you can get rich through investments, but you still need a solid chunk of money to invest. Hard work can, at the very least, get you to that point.

No job is ever going to earn you tens of millions. Earning a six figure salary doesn't make you rich.

Depends on your definition of rich. Six figures would give me enough money to not have a care in the world. I intend to be at that point around age 27.

I work, and am not rich. In fact, most adults work, and are not rich. Pls explain in greater detail.

Work smarter. Work harder. Set goals, and don't stop until you meet them. Develop a valuable skill. Develop it further. Be the best. If you're not the best, keep working at it until you are.

I'm not rich, but I'm comfortable. I'm very good at my chosen skill and get paid pretty well for it. Even so, I'm continuing to get better at it. As I do, I will get paid more for it. One day I will be rich because I don't blame others for my own failures. I accept and learn from my failures, and work through them.

Oh, I do all that. Problem is, I am addicted to buying musical equipment..

Spending responsibly is also part of acquiring wealth. For me, I spend in excess on food, beer, and video games. Everybody has their crutch. The answer is to either make more than you can spend (my personal approach) or learn how to budget and spend less.

I just bought another bass..I don't need another bass!

You're naive if you think plastic surgery can make people look like that.

I’m always surprised at how limited plastic surgery can be

Yeah, but you need a lot of money and dedication to maintain it for longer than a few years. Compare Dicaprio to Leto and Cruise.

id rape for those looks

le tigre

I'm imagining myself standing next to him in this picture. It's over.

I'd worship him if I met him IRL

Life with peak chico looks must be like heaven on earth. All women will fawn over you. You are basically treated as a god among men. In the eyes of women, I am a primitive species compared to him.

Chico actually has a shit jawline, they are shining light from both angles with stage lights to make it look like that, pic related is his real jaw

https://www.google.ca/search?q=chico+model&rlz=1C1NHXL_enCA725CA725&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwidkMfdoKXbAhWN0YMKHSxzChUQ_AUICigB&biw=1920&bih=949#imgrc=6ku9fvdJa6XK2M:

if that's a shit jawline then it truly is over

What do you mean? You can barely even see it from a front angle.

How tall is he?

6'4.

it's OVER

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The most Chadiest pick ever taken. The filter of the camera gives a nostalgic HS vibe, coupled with Chico's height, eyes, lower third and harmony, he appears to be a jock of highest degree, a true god bathed in female attention every second of it's youth.

9.5 is basically unmoggable lol

Oh, I do all that. Problem is, I am addicted to buying musical equipment..