I'll be the first to say my life is far from successful. But you see that's the difference between me and you. I'm not pointing fingers. I can take responsibility. Recently I've managed to land a job in the field I studied.
And at least I've had girlfriends and had sex. Not sure you can say the same :)
Plus I'm only here because work is dull atm. I can probably do this for another hour or so if ya wanna keep chatting :)
It's pretty obvious as to why I don't like incels. They're literal pieces of shit. Blame all of their problems on women not fucking them. Instead of being able to grow the fuck up and try to better themselves, they just stay in their parents basement acting tough online saying how they want to rape women and even children. Its so fucked up. Obviously not every incel is like this and some are unfortunate. But just browsing this subreddit for 5 mins, it's clear that most people here are worthless scum that don't deserve anything.
alright so you couldn't find a thread where someone talked about raping women/children, I thought so
Don't know where you got the sex object shit from either, most of us want relationships not just sex.. Again you have no idea what you're talking about
1) You're generalizing all Incels based on the actions of a few. How is that better than Incels generalizing all women based on the actions of a few?
2) Not all Incels live in their parents basements. Some have their own apartments or houses.
3) As far as Incels wanting to "rape women and children" you won't find any references to that stuff on this sub. You must be thinking of external websites that aren't affiliated with this sub.
I won't call myself successful either. But I'm moving up in the work ladder and trying to juggle work and studies. The thing is though you coming here and laughing at us just seems like bullying.
Some people deserve to be bullied. Especially when those people think women are objects and only good for sex. But at least you're trying to better yourself which is good. Your mental health is the next thing to work on.
i used my chad profile to convince a girl in a relationship to meet up for coffee. when i asked her about what her bf might think she says 'well i put up with him playing his playstation'
Oh maybe he treats her like shit. Maybe hes like all of you entitled pieces of shit who thinks women are just sex dolls that deserve abuse and no respect?
Victim blaming i already said id downvote the cunt but youve already made a post to assume all women are like this entire sub is ablut all women being evil. You victimize yourselves. Youre all narcissists.
Oh shut the fuck up bro, youre all narcs, you aint gonna listen to a word anyone says, not even when we compliment you. So whats the fucking point you all just twist shit into being all our fault when its actually your shit personalities being shit. Ive dated an incel, who isnt an incel anymore cos he got laid, i guess. He was an abusive asshole so fuck it im gonna catergorize all you lot into one pigeon hole, youre all the same.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
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How exactly does one get pussy while living at the white house as a teenage boy?
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How exactly does one get pussy while living at the white house as a teenage boy? The secret service always cock blocking you. when you're trying to run game on some foreign prime ministers daughter the news media catches you smiling at her and immediately blows shit out if proportion speculating that you are somehow breaking international law with your awkward teenage flirting, so you have to testify before congress that you didn't give away any top secret documents to her and are made to admit live on C-SPAN that you've never even kissed a girl . Then you get blue balls from some hot conservative girl winking at you and flashing her panties under her skirt and making sexy faces and blow job motions to you while you were going through some airport or public event, and when you passed by and shook her hand she leans in whispering she is going to diddle her clit thinking about you tonight and how much she wants to suck your dick off, just to fuck with you. Then you try to look up some porn when you get home just to relieve the tension but you just know the CIA is monitoring and 3 other govornment agencies are watching you beat off. Then you finally break down and Jack off in the shower which sets off some fucking biohazard drain alarm and the entire place is on lock down until they can find the source of the specimen and you end up getting debriefed by the joint chiefs of staff about your masturbatory habits and how you almost created a national security issue with your dick. Then wikileaks leaks your search history showing you looked up penis enlargement techniques when it was actually just some click bait you'd accidentally clicked and TYT spends all next week talking about your supposed micro penis. So you end up squirming a little since you are so wound up and being judged constantly and now people are saying you look like a fucking mental patient and you start to think you'll never get any pussy.
Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.
As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.
If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens.
So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.
Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't.
Dude, youve made up youre top of your class in the navy seals l, youre a scientist and now people clap when you walk into hq cos youre a daddys boy and born with a silver spoon in your mouth? Granted the latter would make more sense considering the lack of intellect that comes from you but you probably live in a 2bed flat with mommy, that mommy works 2 or 3 jobs 2 support late 20s son who does fuck all but moan about how his life is so shit and how he cant get laid and its all his moms fault because he got her girly genes.
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
You faggots run. Around screaming nobody is entitled to anything. And yet chad can literally waltz in and fucking claim the bitch like property.
Granted, women have ownership of their own bodies. But don’t you for a fucking second think they do not want men to feel entitled to play with their titties.
We’re men. They’re women. Entitlement is a fucking given!
I didnt say it wasnt given i said you expect it and you treat us like sex dolls, you just want us for sex. That is all. Im a fucking woman dickwod not a faggot.
The dumbasses in here, the moment they get a loving girlfriend, they’ll drop this sub like a hat.
Nobody in here wants to treat you blithering sluts like a pocket for our cocks.
Guys in here are pissed they can’t get acknowledgement and affection, not because of who we are as men, but because of our faces. And then you sluts lie to us. Saying shit like, “I like his personality.”
When all you like about other men, are the few millimeters of none of their faces that we don’t have. You’re just as shallow as us.
And for the record, I don’t give a shit whether you’re a woman or a faggot. You’re a fuckin dog to me.
Ive dated incels before, both were horrible. So im gonna count it has not because you think your ugly but that you have a self hatred and a hatred for those that have rejected you in the past and you put that on every new person you meet and it isnt fair. Give someone a fucking chance, id date an incel again because everyone is different and i give everyone a chance but we are slags and sluts and dogs because youre ugly and youve been rejected by a few women. It sucks to be you.
Coming from a woman that is hilarious. Women are the absolute worst at handling rejection.
But I’m supposed to be positive, no matter how much I am rejected. Sure thing.
Why don’t start pouring salt in your coffee instead of sugar and honey and tell me why it doesn’t taste sweet anymore.
I used to think women were people with personalities. You’re all just dogs and doormats to me now.
I don’t know if I can call it hatred, but life is about learning, experience and growth. Were I to deny this lesson that has been hammered into my skull, well, I would be a woman. 😂😂😂
Right. Incels are human toilet paper and it’s sad that there is no Great War to kill them off in.
Fuck off dipshit. You think you’re quelling the flood by opposing incels in defense of women. And yet you don’t see how you completely trivialized men.
Sure. I’ll pull it out of your ass like I’m a magician.
You fuckers have no room to be so principled. After women fuck drug dealers and murderers. Fuckin Jeremy Meeks almost killed a 15 year old and a billionaire heiress come to save his faggot ass because of his face.
Explain to me what you meant by "upper hand". There's only one way for me to learn and that's if you explain to me what you meant :) if you don't, I'm assuming you mean an incel uprising and mass shooting and I'll be telling everyone about it which will further ruin the reputation of incels :)
Im laughing really hard at this imagining you saying that while she's a 300 lbs bbw sleeping with multiple guys behind your back. The way you worded it is like something straight out of a comedy, there's no way you aren't a beta cuckold irl
My girlfriend is somewhere between this (NSFW) and this (NSFW).
And like I said, I give her complete freedom. A girl like this will get whatever she wants anyways, right? Yet, she's perfectly loyal. Surprises me every time, but she sticks to me.
Women aren't pets that you can lure into a prison and then shut the door to keep them. If they're going to choose you and stay with you, it's because they want to, not because they have to. All this slut-shaming and moralizing is counterproductive.
I have. I've had my heart broken. And I've broken hearts too. That's life. That's called being a human being. You guys just haven't a clue how society works. Continue being miserable. But I do hope you come out the other side okay.
And yet, you claim that cheating happens in most of those relationships. So necessarily, one of two things is true:
Women mostly aren't happy being exclusive. Exclusivity is bullshit. When you require exclusivity, you're imprisoning her and preventing her from fully experiencing the joys of life. Why would she want someone who traps her like that?
There are indeed women who value and prefer exclusivity. They are loyal, and value loyal men. They will not cheat, and will give themselves entirely to you, because they see the mutual agreement of exclusivity as a beautiful thing that enriches their lives far more than the thought of getting pounded by countless other guys.
So, I guess my point is, you have to pick one of these philosophies. If you believe that exclusivity is a beautiful gift you can offer some woman who will appreciate and value it, then go for it. But if you believe that no woman really values or respects it, then it's pretty selfish of you to demand it and impose it.
You want to take this wild and free creature, who you believe (by her very nature) cannot be happy with just one person, and force her into this state of unhappiness, to reserve her for your own sexual needs.
Is that about right? Why the fuck would any woman willingly submit to that?
Revolutionary cuck bro. You are just a slave to them. If they can not control themselves then they should just be used as plates. No point in spending resources on her.
I hate it when whores say that shit. “Don’t judge me,” does not mean think of me as a good person.
Because, even in a woman’s illogical whore mind, she cannot make a case where she is a good person. And she cannot make a case where she is NOT a bad person.
So she asks you to suspend your sense of reason and judgment and let her whore around.
Men who not judge women, are fucking weak and pathetic. Every man, leader, king, tyrant, judges people. You’re either good and useful, or you’re trash and pathetic.
If you don’t call women for what they are, pathetic, they will call you pathetic. And that shit, will be true. Because, what kind of man, submits to a woman? And a whore on that. What kind of man, does not judge a woman?
This is too true man. A few years ago after I got in really good shape and health.. girls started treating me differently. One of my best friends girlfriends who was fucking ENGAGED just starts touching my chest while talking in a bar while him and his friends went out to smoke cigarettes. I kinda raised my eyebrow and laughed it off but.. jesus!
Why did she post this? it's literally just the dumbest possible thing imaginable. And if she doesn't want the downvotes, she should just not post dumb shit like this.
If you marry a non-virgin you're a cuck. Even if you're stupid which you very well may be you have to swallow this bitter pill. https://imgur.com/a/hDazXXU
Oh shut the fuck up bro, youre all narcs, you aint gonna listen to a word anyone says, not even when we compliment you. So whats the fucking point you all just twist shit into being all our fault when its actually your shit personalities being shit. Ive dated an incel, who isnt an incel anymore cos he got laid, i guess. He was an abusive asshole so fuck it im gonna catergorize all you lot into one pigeon hole, youre all the same.
Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.
As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.
If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens.
So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.
Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't.
Dude, youve made up youre top of your class in the navy seals l, youre a scientist and now people clap when you walk into hq cos youre a daddys boy and born with a silver spoon in your mouth? Granted the latter would make more sense considering the lack of intellect that comes from you but you probably live in a 2bed flat with mommy, that mommy works 2 or 3 jobs 2 support late 20s son who does fuck all but moan about how his life is so shit and how he cant get laid and its all his moms fault because he got her girly genes.
I'll be the first to say my life is far from successful. But you see that's the difference between me and you. I'm not pointing fingers. I can take responsibility. Recently I've managed to land a job in the field I studied.
And at least I've had girlfriends and had sex. Not sure you can say the same :)
Plus I'm only here because work is dull atm. I can probably do this for another hour or so if ya wanna keep chatting :)
146 comments
1 REEEeeeeeeeeeecel 2018-05-26
so fucking disgusting, try defending this one normies
1 Tarkakabhai 2018-05-26
Why marry these cunts. They do not deserve commitment from good men, they deserve Tyrones who beat them.
1 dekentfinker 2018-05-26
I'm black, and never hit a girl.
1 Tarkakabhai 2018-05-26
It is not about black bro. Women select idiots.
1 Katiemarie993 2018-05-26
That’s awful and not all women are like that.
1 gabzpianoxin 2018-05-26
what has it come to when i find it super hard to tell if a comment like this is being serious or sarcastic?
1 Katiemarie993 2018-05-26
It’s serious
1 Broad_Gaming 2018-05-26
If we can hardly tell if it's serious then you know it sounds retarded.
1 undeadcel 2018-05-26
lol you got me
1 REEEeeeeeeeeeecel 2018-05-26
I'm yet to see one that isn't like that
1 chefgoldblum__ 2018-05-26
So you're saying your own mother is a worthless slut? Nice dude. Just don't say that to her, she might kick you out of her basement.
1 REEEeeeeeeeeeecel 2018-05-26
wew lad, someone is a bit upset
1 chefgoldblum__ 2018-05-26
Nice retort. I'm gonna go have sex with a girl.
1 REEEeeeeeeeeeecel 2018-05-26
I mean you're sitting here trying to talk shit to incels, I doubt you have a very successful life if you have to stoop that low
1 chefgoldblum__ 2018-05-26
I'll be the first to say my life is far from successful. But you see that's the difference between me and you. I'm not pointing fingers. I can take responsibility. Recently I've managed to land a job in the field I studied.
And at least I've had girlfriends and had sex. Not sure you can say the same :)
Plus I'm only here because work is dull atm. I can probably do this for another hour or so if ya wanna keep chatting :)
1 REEEeeeeeeeeeecel 2018-05-26
amazing story my dude, bragging on the internet is real cool
1 chefgoldblum__ 2018-05-26
Hahahaha oh did my story make you feel shitty?
I'd rather brag on the internet about how my life is getting better than be an incel.
1 REEEeeeeeeeeeecel 2018-05-26
why are you so upset at incels buddy? tell me all about it
1 chefgoldblum__ 2018-05-26
It's pretty obvious as to why I don't like incels. They're literal pieces of shit. Blame all of their problems on women not fucking them. Instead of being able to grow the fuck up and try to better themselves, they just stay in their parents basement acting tough online saying how they want to rape women and even children. Its so fucked up. Obviously not every incel is like this and some are unfortunate. But just browsing this subreddit for 5 mins, it's clear that most people here are worthless scum that don't deserve anything.
1 REEEeeeeeeeeeecel 2018-05-26
damn, so you came here to whiteknight some women.. Rad dude
find me one thread where someone said they wanted to rape women/children
seems all you know about incels is from CNN and shitty news sites
1 chefgoldblum__ 2018-05-26
Thinking women are more than just sex objects = white knighting women
Hahahaha you guys are a lost cause.
I actually learned of incels from this place and Incels.me. The latter is so fucked up. This place is tame compared to incels.me.
1 REEEeeeeeeeeeecel 2018-05-26
alright so you couldn't find a thread where someone talked about raping women/children, I thought so
Don't know where you got the sex object shit from either, most of us want relationships not just sex.. Again you have no idea what you're talking about
1 chefgoldblum__ 2018-05-26
I never said they spoke about it here? I was speaking on incels in general. But you know as well I do that they talk about that shit on incels.me.
So instead of trying to educate me and tell me this, you just blurt out insults. This is exactly why everyone hates you guys.
1 REEEeeeeeeeeeecel 2018-05-26
is this incels.me, do you have eyes?
you're blurting out insults as well you daft cunt
1 chefgoldblum__ 2018-05-26
Hahaha you're a retard.
Lol are you English?
1 REEEeeeeeeeeeecel 2018-05-26
nope
got em dude, you're talking shit to a community you literally know nothing about and you just look like a dumbass.
funny how you're downvoting all my comments, I can tell you're steaming
1 chefgoldblum__ 2018-05-26
Lol yea argh darn incels always triggering me rawr
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1 REEEeeeeeeeeeecel 2018-05-26
insulting women makes the white knight very angry :(
1 chefgoldblum__ 2018-05-26
Argh stop I'm so angry
1 Board_Gaming 2018-05-26
1) You're generalizing all Incels based on the actions of a few. How is that better than Incels generalizing all women based on the actions of a few?
2) Not all Incels live in their parents basements. Some have their own apartments or houses.
3) As far as Incels wanting to "rape women and children" you won't find any references to that stuff on this sub. You must be thinking of external websites that aren't affiliated with this sub.
1 chefgoldblum__ 2018-05-26
You're right. Its all over incels.me. You gonna tell me there's no crossover between users of this subreddit and that website? Come on...
1 Board_Gaming 2018-05-26
I have no idea if any members of that site are members here.
1 gufestus2 2018-05-26
I won't call myself successful either. But I'm moving up in the work ladder and trying to juggle work and studies. The thing is though you coming here and laughing at us just seems like bullying.
1 chefgoldblum__ 2018-05-26
Some people deserve to be bullied. Especially when those people think women are objects and only good for sex. But at least you're trying to better yourself which is good. Your mental health is the next thing to work on.
1 escapetheinceldom 2018-05-26
Remember these words when you see the next incel attack on the news 😁😁😁
1 chefgoldblum__ 2018-05-26
Lol scum of the earth
1 fabbez98 2018-05-26
Youve been commenting nonstop for 2hrs so i really doubt that
1 chefgoldblum__ 2018-05-26
Lol I know I'm actually bored in work
1 G4KingKongPun 2018-05-26
Give it up, these types of post pull in all those worst of this sub. They are mysogonistic to a worrying degree
1 JamesLucratif 2018-05-26
yes they are. YOU are like that
Women shouldn't have rights and be getting fucked to death in Thailand
1 Singlestick 2018-05-26
Have a downvote. On the house. (:
1 azucel 2018-05-26
Brave New World
1 Toolman890 2018-05-26
i used my chad profile to convince a girl in a relationship to meet up for coffee. when i asked her about what her bf might think she says 'well i put up with him playing his playstation'
1 IronMeltsinmyHands 2018-05-26
Ask her to justify how him playing his PlayStation hurts her. Bitch will just deflect and run.
1 qwep-mi 2018-05-26
Its a downvote troll
1 taxidermybadgernadgr 2018-05-26
That is one fucking woman. Id of down voted her too. Shes a fucking bitch.
1 RegisteredLolicon 2018-05-26
One women turns into actually being a shit load of women
1 taxidermybadgernadgr 2018-05-26
Theres a shit load of faithful loyal women too, but you all hate women hate so much your blinded.
1 Salusa-Secundus 2018-05-26
I doubt all women are cheaters.
But those same women are still incredibly lookist lmao
1 yuyuyuyuu 2018-05-26
because they have good looking bfs
1 taxidermybadgernadgr 2018-05-26
You so ignorant.
1 yuyuyuyuu 2018-05-26
OP's woman is cheating because he is 100% too ugly to please her.
1 taxidermybadgernadgr 2018-05-26
Oh maybe he treats her like shit. Maybe hes like all of you entitled pieces of shit who thinks women are just sex dolls that deserve abuse and no respect?
1 yuyuyuyuu 2018-05-26
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1 RegisteredLolicon 2018-05-26
Just Fucking Lol
1 taftbrodda 2018-05-26
Victim blaming degenerate
1 taxidermybadgernadgr 2018-05-26
Victim blaming i already said id downvote the cunt but youve already made a post to assume all women are like this entire sub is ablut all women being evil. You victimize yourselves. Youre all narcissists.
1 taftbrodda 2018-05-26
No, you're blaming the guy getting cheated on without any evidence. That's victim blaming.
1 taxidermybadgernadgr 2018-05-26
Oh shut the fuck up bro, youre all narcs, you aint gonna listen to a word anyone says, not even when we compliment you. So whats the fucking point you all just twist shit into being all our fault when its actually your shit personalities being shit. Ive dated an incel, who isnt an incel anymore cos he got laid, i guess. He was an abusive asshole so fuck it im gonna catergorize all you lot into one pigeon hole, youre all the same.
1 taftbrodda 2018-05-26
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
1 taxidermybadgernadgr 2018-05-26
Narcissist confirmed.
1 taftbrodda 2018-05-26
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
1 taxidermybadgernadgr 2018-05-26
Awww bless you and your amateur dramatics
1 taftbrodda 2018-05-26
r/copypasta How exactly does one get pussy while living at the white house as a teenage boy? u/ThunderpupperIII How exactly does one get pussy while living at the white house as a teenage boy? The secret service always cock blocking you. when you're trying to run game on some foreign prime ministers daughter the news media catches you smiling at her and immediately blows shit out if proportion speculating that you are somehow breaking international law with your awkward teenage flirting, so you have to testify before congress that you didn't give away any top secret documents to her and are made to admit live on C-SPAN that you've never even kissed a girl . Then you get blue balls from some hot conservative girl winking at you and flashing her panties under her skirt and making sexy faces and blow job motions to you while you were going through some airport or public event, and when you passed by and shook her hand she leans in whispering she is going to diddle her clit thinking about you tonight and how much she wants to suck your dick off, just to fuck with you. Then you try to look up some porn when you get home just to relieve the tension but you just know the CIA is monitoring and 3 other govornment agencies are watching you beat off. Then you finally break down and Jack off in the shower which sets off some fucking biohazard drain alarm and the entire place is on lock down until they can find the source of the specimen and you end up getting debriefed by the joint chiefs of staff about your masturbatory habits and how you almost created a national security issue with your dick. Then wikileaks leaks your search history showing you looked up penis enlargement techniques when it was actually just some click bait you'd accidentally clicked and TYT spends all next week talking about your supposed micro penis. So you end up squirming a little since you are so wound up and being judged constantly and now people are saying you look like a fucking mental patient and you start to think you'll never get any pussy.
1 taxidermybadgernadgr 2018-05-26
Are you using the library computer in the mental asylum now? Got a case of the histrionics?
1 taftbrodda 2018-05-26
Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow."
Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.
As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.
If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens.
So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.
Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't.
It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
1 taxidermybadgernadgr 2018-05-26
So now youre a scientist and a top navy seal and a short ass ugly nerd? Wow you got it all going on for yourself dude.
1 taftbrodda 2018-05-26
my dad owns a company
i make more money in 1 min than you do in your life lol
i walk into the hq and people stop typing and clap
fuck you for being to selfish to help me
and i was going to pay you lol
2 bad now
i guess you dont get any of ur precous money
1 taxidermybadgernadgr 2018-05-26
Dude, youve made up youre top of your class in the navy seals l, youre a scientist and now people clap when you walk into hq cos youre a daddys boy and born with a silver spoon in your mouth? Granted the latter would make more sense considering the lack of intellect that comes from you but you probably live in a 2bed flat with mommy, that mommy works 2 or 3 jobs 2 support late 20s son who does fuck all but moan about how his life is so shit and how he cant get laid and its all his moms fault because he got her girly genes.
1 taftbrodda 2018-05-26
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
1 chefgoldblum__ 2018-05-26
Dude, they're copypastas. I'm not an incel, I agree with what you're saying. But you're falling for their bait.
1 taxidermybadgernadgr 2018-05-26
I know, im stupid 😂 i got it after the third one.
1 chefgoldblum__ 2018-05-26
Haha ya gotta learn your memes bruh lol
1 taxidermybadgernadgr 2018-05-26
Im a foolish girl 😂
1 IronMeltsinmyHands 2018-05-26
You faggots run. Around screaming nobody is entitled to anything. And yet chad can literally waltz in and fucking claim the bitch like property.
Granted, women have ownership of their own bodies. But don’t you for a fucking second think they do not want men to feel entitled to play with their titties.
We’re men. They’re women. Entitlement is a fucking given!
1 taxidermybadgernadgr 2018-05-26
I didnt say it wasnt given i said you expect it and you treat us like sex dolls, you just want us for sex. That is all. Im a fucking woman dickwod not a faggot.
1 IronMeltsinmyHands 2018-05-26
And now you’re deflecting.
The dumbasses in here, the moment they get a loving girlfriend, they’ll drop this sub like a hat.
Nobody in here wants to treat you blithering sluts like a pocket for our cocks.
Guys in here are pissed they can’t get acknowledgement and affection, not because of who we are as men, but because of our faces. And then you sluts lie to us. Saying shit like, “I like his personality.”
When all you like about other men, are the few millimeters of none of their faces that we don’t have. You’re just as shallow as us.
And for the record, I don’t give a shit whether you’re a woman or a faggot. You’re a fuckin dog to me.
1 taxidermybadgernadgr 2018-05-26
Ive dated incels before, both were horrible. So im gonna count it has not because you think your ugly but that you have a self hatred and a hatred for those that have rejected you in the past and you put that on every new person you meet and it isnt fair. Give someone a fucking chance, id date an incel again because everyone is different and i give everyone a chance but we are slags and sluts and dogs because youre ugly and youve been rejected by a few women. It sucks to be you.
1 IronMeltsinmyHands 2018-05-26
Coming from a woman that is hilarious. Women are the absolute worst at handling rejection.
But I’m supposed to be positive, no matter how much I am rejected. Sure thing.
Why don’t start pouring salt in your coffee instead of sugar and honey and tell me why it doesn’t taste sweet anymore.
I used to think women were people with personalities. You’re all just dogs and doormats to me now.
I don’t know if I can call it hatred, but life is about learning, experience and growth. Were I to deny this lesson that has been hammered into my skull, well, I would be a woman. 😂😂😂
1 taxidermybadgernadgr 2018-05-26
Im sorry women are cunts. I actually am. That is all.
1 IronMeltsinmyHands 2018-05-26
I used to be sorry to. You just get used to it.
1 chefgoldblum__ 2018-05-26
Incels are far from men
1 IronMeltsinmyHands 2018-05-26
Right. Incels are human toilet paper and it’s sad that there is no Great War to kill them off in.
Fuck off dipshit. You think you’re quelling the flood by opposing incels in defense of women. And yet you don’t see how you completely trivialized men.
1 chefgoldblum__ 2018-05-26
Oh don't be mad :( just get a better personality LOL
1 IronMeltsinmyHands 2018-05-26
Sure. I’ll pull it out of your ass like I’m a magician.
You fuckers have no room to be so principled. After women fuck drug dealers and murderers. Fuckin Jeremy Meeks almost killed a 15 year old and a billionaire heiress come to save his faggot ass because of his face.
No. My personality, is fine.
1 chefgoldblum__ 2018-05-26
Oh no are u mad :(((
Lol your personality is far from fine.
1 IronMeltsinmyHands 2018-05-26
Only idiots like to fail to see when you no longer have the upper hand.
1 chefgoldblum__ 2018-05-26
What the fuck do you even mean lol the upper hand to what? You gonna start an uprising? A mass incel shooting perhaps?
1 IronMeltsinmyHands 2018-05-26
And he plays the fearmongering card. How did I know that was coming?
Christ! you are a fucking idiot.
1 chefgoldblum__ 2018-05-26
Okay explain your previous comment to me then. What did you mean by "upper hand"? Let me guess, you won't.
1 IronMeltsinmyHands 2018-05-26
Careful. It’s learning.
1 chefgoldblum__ 2018-05-26
Explain what you meant by "upper hand"
1 IronMeltsinmyHands 2018-05-26
I was wrong. It’s not learning.
1 chefgoldblum__ 2018-05-26
Explain to me what you meant by "upper hand". There's only one way for me to learn and that's if you explain to me what you meant :) if you don't, I'm assuming you mean an incel uprising and mass shooting and I'll be telling everyone about it which will further ruin the reputation of incels :)
1 IronMeltsinmyHands 2018-05-26
I think you’re confusing me with somebody who gives a shit.
1 chefgoldblum__ 2018-05-26
Explain what you meant by "upper hand"
1 TBSchemer 2018-05-26
I appreciate the compliment, but I don't believe you'd think I'm so good-looking if you met me. Yet, she's loyal af.
1 BetaChad69 2018-05-26
lol while you're harrassing incels she's being pounded by Tyrone
1 Singlestick 2018-05-26
When it comes to Tyrone, she's like a dog with a bone.
1 TBSchemer 2018-05-26
Nah, I give her the freedom to do what she wants, and she has the body to seduce any guy in any situation. Yet, she sticks to me, and only me.
1 BetaChad69 2018-05-26
Im laughing really hard at this imagining you saying that while she's a 300 lbs bbw sleeping with multiple guys behind your back. The way you worded it is like something straight out of a comedy, there's no way you aren't a beta cuckold irl
1 TBSchemer 2018-05-26
My girlfriend is somewhere between this (NSFW) and this (NSFW).
And like I said, I give her complete freedom. A girl like this will get whatever she wants anyways, right? Yet, she's perfectly loyal. Surprises me every time, but she sticks to me.
Women aren't pets that you can lure into a prison and then shut the door to keep them. If they're going to choose you and stay with you, it's because they want to, not because they have to. All this slut-shaming and moralizing is counterproductive.
1 BetaChad69 2018-05-26
ok. leave and come back here when she inevitably cheats on you.
1 Broad_Gaming 2018-05-26
Faithful to good looking guys -- already knew this
1 TBSchemer 2018-05-26
I appreciate the compliment, but I don't believe you'd think I'm so good-looking if you met me. Yet, she's loyal af.
1 fuckup-nomore 2018-05-26
Downvotes don’t do shit in the real world lmao she’s still gonna cheat on her husband sadly
1 taxidermybadgernadgr 2018-05-26
Well id of fucking bitch slapped her into reality
1 fuckup-nomore 2018-05-26
Have you not learned yet? That IS her reality lmao we live in different worlds bud
1 Singlestick 2018-05-26
Just affecting the situation a little bit adds up... eventually.
1 geneticwaste43 2018-05-26
Just be a cuck bro
1 Tarkakabhai 2018-05-26
He should cut his balls and become a tranny.
1 BF8211 2018-05-26
Most women have cheated on or will cheat on one of their partners, it's just bound to happen.
1 chefgoldblum__ 2018-05-26
Because incels know women yeah LOL good one retard
1 BF8211 2018-05-26
Put all your trust in them then, don't be surprised when they break your heart though.
1 chefgoldblum__ 2018-05-26
I have. I've had my heart broken. And I've broken hearts too. That's life. That's called being a human being. You guys just haven't a clue how society works. Continue being miserable. But I do hope you come out the other side okay.
1 BF8211 2018-05-26
I'm sure you do.
1 chefgoldblum__ 2018-05-26
Of course I do. If you continue being a piece of shit, then you can fuck off. But if you try better yourself, of course I'm gonna hope you get better.
1 TBSchemer 2018-05-26
If you know she's going to cheat, then preempt her by just keeping the relationship open to begin with.
1 BF8211 2018-05-26
I don't want an open relationship though.
1 TBSchemer 2018-05-26
You don't want lots and lots of sex?
1 BF8211 2018-05-26
That's not how it will work lmao. She'll find tons of guys to fuck while I'll have nobody. I'd like to stay exclusive with my partner.
1 TBSchemer 2018-05-26
So you want to be a prison for her? Why would women find that attractive?
1 BF8211 2018-05-26
What are you talking about? In most relationships the couple are exclusive, they aren't open.
1 TBSchemer 2018-05-26
And yet, you claim that cheating happens in most of those relationships. So necessarily, one of two things is true:
Women mostly aren't happy being exclusive. Exclusivity is bullshit. When you require exclusivity, you're imprisoning her and preventing her from fully experiencing the joys of life. Why would she want someone who traps her like that?
There are indeed women who value and prefer exclusivity. They are loyal, and value loyal men. They will not cheat, and will give themselves entirely to you, because they see the mutual agreement of exclusivity as a beautiful thing that enriches their lives far more than the thought of getting pounded by countless other guys.
So, I guess my point is, you have to pick one of these philosophies. If you believe that exclusivity is a beautiful gift you can offer some woman who will appreciate and value it, then go for it. But if you believe that no woman really values or respects it, then it's pretty selfish of you to demand it and impose it.
1 BF8211 2018-05-26
So because I think she's going to cheat I can't have #2? That's absurd.
1 TBSchemer 2018-05-26
So let's be clear about this:
You want to take this wild and free creature, who you believe (by her very nature) cannot be happy with just one person, and force her into this state of unhappiness, to reserve her for your own sexual needs.
Is that about right? Why the fuck would any woman willingly submit to that?
1 MozzerDozzer 2018-05-26
If they don't care about how we feel and what we need, why should we care about what they want and need?
inb4 another ethics debate.
1 TBSchemer 2018-05-26
Because you want something from them, and you can't get it if you scare them off with the threat of imprisonment.
1 Tarkakabhai 2018-05-26
Revolutionary cuck bro. You are just a slave to them. If they can not control themselves then they should just be used as plates. No point in spending resources on her.
1 genericpajeet 2018-05-26
imagine being this fucking cucked
1 TBSchemer 2018-05-26
Imagine having a loyal girlfriend.
That's where I'm at.
1 lonewolf-20000 2018-05-26
legalize domestic violence.
1 TheRedArmyChoir 2018-05-26
Lmao “Don’t judge me”
1 mikepencetheincel 2018-05-26
The whore’s creed.
1 Singlestick 2018-05-26
Shock her up, Pence!
1 IronMeltsinmyHands 2018-05-26
I hate it when whores say that shit. “Don’t judge me,” does not mean think of me as a good person.
Because, even in a woman’s illogical whore mind, she cannot make a case where she is a good person. And she cannot make a case where she is NOT a bad person.
So she asks you to suspend your sense of reason and judgment and let her whore around.
Men who not judge women, are fucking weak and pathetic. Every man, leader, king, tyrant, judges people. You’re either good and useful, or you’re trash and pathetic.
If you don’t call women for what they are, pathetic, they will call you pathetic. And that shit, will be true. Because, what kind of man, submits to a woman? And a whore on that. What kind of man, does not judge a woman?
1 undeadcel 2018-05-26
ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME lmao
1 Teamrc2016 2018-05-26
Wow, why do people like that even get married. That's a crap way to treat someone.
1 YouAreVeryNoFun 2018-05-26
you misspelled *woman.
1 AyeThatsAGoodNagger 2018-05-26
“Don’t worry if you got a small dick bro. Just looksmax and get a gf and she’ll be happy with you”
1 moggedbyall 2018-05-26
"It strengthens our marriage" is equivalent of "It builds character" ('It' in the latter case being in depression and eternal suffering.)
1 TwoGendersOneIncel 2018-05-26
Shoots her
Don't judge me for having a non traditional way of handling Roasties.
1 thehardertruth2000 2018-05-26
This is too true man. A few years ago after I got in really good shape and health.. girls started treating me differently. One of my best friends girlfriends who was fucking ENGAGED just starts touching my chest while talking in a bar while him and his friends went out to smoke cigarettes. I kinda raised my eyebrow and laughed it off but.. jesus!
1 TheAItWrong 2018-05-26
Toxic Femininity
1 RandumbSlayer 2018-05-26
Why did she post this? it's literally just the dumbest possible thing imaginable. And if she doesn't want the downvotes, she should just not post dumb shit like this.
1 Musiccel 2018-05-26
Cmon we’re being just as bad as IT, this is clearly satire/downvote trolling
1 inceljeers 2018-05-26
If you marry a non-virgin you're a cuck. Even if you're stupid which you very well may be you have to swallow this bitter pill. https://imgur.com/a/hDazXXU
1 MaleficentFact 2018-05-26
Thankfully arraigned marriages with virgins are still a thing for some of us.
God bless religion.
Enjoy sloppy fivehundredfiftyfifths with a girl who used to be sexy back in 2007.
1 taxidermybadgernadgr 2018-05-26
Theres a shit load of faithful loyal women too, but you all hate women hate so much your blinded.
1 taxidermybadgernadgr 2018-05-26
You so ignorant.
1 taxidermybadgernadgr 2018-05-26
Oh shut the fuck up bro, youre all narcs, you aint gonna listen to a word anyone says, not even when we compliment you. So whats the fucking point you all just twist shit into being all our fault when its actually your shit personalities being shit. Ive dated an incel, who isnt an incel anymore cos he got laid, i guess. He was an abusive asshole so fuck it im gonna catergorize all you lot into one pigeon hole, youre all the same.
1 taftbrodda 2018-05-26
Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow."
Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.
As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.
If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens.
So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.
Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't.
It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
1 taxidermybadgernadgr 2018-05-26
So now youre a scientist and a top navy seal and a short ass ugly nerd? Wow you got it all going on for yourself dude.
1 taxidermybadgernadgr 2018-05-26
Dude, youve made up youre top of your class in the navy seals l, youre a scientist and now people clap when you walk into hq cos youre a daddys boy and born with a silver spoon in your mouth? Granted the latter would make more sense considering the lack of intellect that comes from you but you probably live in a 2bed flat with mommy, that mommy works 2 or 3 jobs 2 support late 20s son who does fuck all but moan about how his life is so shit and how he cant get laid and its all his moms fault because he got her girly genes.
1 chefgoldblum__ 2018-05-26
Because incels know women yeah LOL good one retard
1 chefgoldblum__ 2018-05-26
I'll be the first to say my life is far from successful. But you see that's the difference between me and you. I'm not pointing fingers. I can take responsibility. Recently I've managed to land a job in the field I studied.
And at least I've had girlfriends and had sex. Not sure you can say the same :)
Plus I'm only here because work is dull atm. I can probably do this for another hour or so if ya wanna keep chatting :)
1 IronMeltsinmyHands 2018-05-26
I was wrong. It’s not learning.
1 TBSchemer 2018-05-26
I appreciate the compliment, but I don't believe you'd think I'm so good-looking if you met me. Yet, she's loyal af.
1 TBSchemer 2018-05-26
If you know she's going to cheat, then preempt her by just keeping the relationship open to begin with.
1 BF8211 2018-05-26
I don't want an open relationship though.
1 BetaChad69 2018-05-26
ok. leave and come back here when she inevitably cheats on you.