just go to space bro

799  2018-05-26 by f0vlpeqvm0u1

97 comments

I’ve never been so counter signaled as when I said Elon Musk isn’t attractive.

Men don't need to be pretty. Status rules everything else. Just look at Bernie Ecclestone

Yes. I agree. Musk has status and resources. Ok. That makes him a desirable man. Sure. Fame and money are positive aspects. All facts.

It does not make him physically attractive.

Truth, that's why there are all these rich men getting cleaned out by their ex wives in divorces.

Chads get cheated on and cleaned out in divorces too. All the time.

Yeah when their looks fade LOL

You're forgetting the value of intelligence.

Yes. He is intelligent. No one is denying it. PayPal, Tesla, SpaceX, OpenAI, The Boring Company... you cant be an idiot and not end up with these companies in the toilet. Wonderful. We get it.

What do any of his intellectual accomplishments have to do with how he looks?

Meanwhile the women these so called high status men marry or date fuck every guy at the gym.

Mogs me.

And I mean the Musk on the left.

Same.

Hes good looking tbh

Not the case you just can't disassociate his picture from his billions of dollars

What? He looks like he could be in a homeless shelter. If he didn't have status you'd be saying jokes about how much of a loser he is.

Yup

He WAS good looking. In the first picture. Not so much in the second one.

If youre saying he looked better when he was younger you are seriously delusional

No he's not, you retard.

Never noticed how bad his eye bags are. The consequence of being a genius level hard worker.

I have eye bags because I can't sleep well thinking about the rope. Maybe they'll assume I'm a genius???

Maybe, but being a genius doesn't get you laid boyo.

sure it does, intelligence is sexy.

Kek, that's why Newton and Tesla died virgins right?

Tesla died a virgin because he rejected sexuality and women. moot point man

What? Mr. Tesla is still alive, right in the picture /s

I'm sure glad Newton and Tesla got to pass down their genius genes so that humanity could continue to benefit from their intelligence.

If Newton or Tesla existed in 2018, American White women would spit at them, call them cis White male pigs and sleep with a convicted felon Black drug dealer over them

That's not how genetics and intelligence work

If this was true then Nikola Tesla who is the smartest scientist to ever live would not have died a virgin.

When women say they find "intelligence" attractive they mean they find Chad with glasses attractive not the scrawny nerdy engineering student who lives in the library and has a 4.0 GPA.

Tesla was tall and handsome. He could get laid even without being a genius. He was genuinely asexual, and not just claiming it since he couldn't get laid.

"Asexual" is a made up term and form of cope. You will never see an attractive "asexual", the only asexuals I've seen have been 400 lb ugly feminists.

I literally just gave you an example of an attractive and intelligent asexual, Nikola Tesla.

Because most people aren't asexual, you'd be drawing from a very small pool of people if you're trying to find an attractive asexual.

That he died a virgin is speculation and mostly because he wasn't married AND most likely not very prone to physical contact with other human beings. It's also speculated that he was gay. That's a lot of speculation and no hard facts whatsoever. ALSO dude wasn't ugly at all, just putting that out there.

Wrong. He was ugly and a manlet.

ookayyy, if you're so into judging how good-looking other men are why don't you try fucking one sometime?

It’s hilarious that people on here could even begin to compare themselves to someone like Tesla. He’s above humanity, stop thinking he has any similar motives to you or other incels.

And yet intelligence was never sexy.

Being intelligent is the only way to get laid. Dumb Chads don't get laid, they get laughed at.

Many believe Tesla was gay. It was def not cool 100 years ago.

Intelligence is sexy on sexy people.

when I say intelligence is sexy I mean what I said. Sexy people are sexy. Intelligent people are sexy. Kind people are sexy. Lots of things are sexy.

I dream of hope.

I dream of rope.

I'm pretty sure that's from getting thrown down the stairs in school. He was bullied really hard

or having no undereye support

Nigga only sleeps 2 hours per day

I think he went on record to say that he always gets 5 hours. Still not enough though.

What level? 2?

Meanwhile a Black drug dealer still gets laid more than him

Musk can have has much sex as he wants. It's just a matter of wanting to spend time running his companies out of passion for it.

its because he uses minoxidil

It's called ageing mate.

They're one of the hardest things to fix with cosmetic surgery. You can improve the skin a lot with a million different methods.

From Norwood IV to Norwood II... Magic.

transplants will make you go from 2/10 to 5/10 at least. Look at Musk, Wayne Rooney.

Lmao if Rooney is a 5 there's still hope

Rooney in 2018 mogs everyone here

Minimum status required to get women while being 4/10.

Nah, start a band. Bands have been getting 4s ass for decades. Even shitty unsuccessful bands. It's an age old hack.

With my talent in music, I think I have a better shot at becoming a billionaire.

Right but everyone likes some kind of music and you dont even have to be very good. If you can just learn some basics and get with a couple other guys that do the same you're in. You can just play simple modern punk covers and get emo girl ass like crazy. On top of that it's fun and worthwhile to pick up an instrument anyway. Just saying.

Sounds fun

that gonial angle difference

What's wrong with him? If I can be anyone, I will 100% choose to be elon rather than become a generic chad. Elon is an alpha male.

You rather be an incel that paid his way to becoming a chad?

What's wrong with trying to look better using your OWN money? Also, what I really like about this guy is his character. Can you not use physical appearance as the only basis.

The fact that he is a snake oil salesman or that he doesn't take BS from anyone? (Except Amber Heard; who totally cucked him)

snake oil salesmen

Found the low iq that doesn’t know about Elon Musk.

Have you ever tried to get out of a Tesla while it was going up in flames? Clearly not, because you are still alive.

So because of one incident in 2013 you’re going to discredit everything he’s accomplished? Tell me how Space-X is bullshit.

Elon is a welfare queen and it is the foundation of every single one of his companies. The rockets are nice though. Are they worth the money? We will see.

he got a ton of plastic surgery to achieve alpha looks, but the real him on the left is 4/10, also why he's getting away with acting so retarded on twitter, a true Chad wouldn't behave that way.

A Chad will step over anyone though...

i don't see how criticizing the media's wrongful portrayal of him is retarded. If anything he has more backbone than any other billionaire I've heard of. Maybe except Trump but that's more stubbornness than backbone.

Elon gets shit on by the women he dates constantly though.

He also didn't get the prime relationships, which are all Chads taking hotties virginities from 13-22

Now what he's doing is Beta Buxing hard for a bunch of past-their-prime starlets.

Now he's dating some chick that wasn't able to be a top Stacy in high school so she became an 'alternative girl' and now writes songs like 'Flesh and Blood' which is about how the guy that is fucking her is bored with her.

so what, if he has to date his looksmatch it's still an okay deal. I mean whatever, at the end of the day I think he likes her for her character. I think he is dating down but every man has to do that

i mean ill date EM, NOW A RING LOL NOW THAT WOULD TAKE A REAL FINE LADY

No you wouldn't you lying virtue signalling whore

I'm a guy. I said I wanna be like him

bluepilled to blackpilled, look at these dead incel eyes lol

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 🤠   👌👌👌 👌 👌 👌 👇 👌👌 👇   👌 👌   👌  👌   👢 👢 howdy. i'm the sheriff of OK hand

I don't understand this one. Don't you guys consider him attractive? How is he not? Have you seen/heard him talking?

If he wasn't rich he'd be an incel.

Have you heard him talk? YOU'D sleep with him if you'd have the chance.

HIm being rich got him jaw surgery and hair surgery and such.

Just go to space bro is an easier said than done meme we do.

just take a shower bro money flows over your body changing the shape of your head

food for thought is that elon probably chaded-up for business purposes because his goofy-looking ass would be taken less seriously (by other men) otherwise. looking good earns you respect from both men and women.

I believe he actually said as much. It's not always enough to be a smart guy with good ideas. In business you have to have some charm and charisma too usually.

In business you have to have some charm and charisma too usually.

Translated as: "Look like you have charm and charisma"

That's probably more accurate.

There are ways you can make up for being less than 8/10 guys. Even rich Chads get cheated on, cleaned out and divorced. You can be rich to make up for it, you can be really good at something to make up for it, you can just be famous to make up for it. Think about guys in bands, I keep pointing this out but it's true. You can be a band of 4/10s and get ass, attractive ass, attractive ass that looks up to YOU. You don't even have to be a good or successful band. That's why so many guys become musicians in the first place. It's proof that there are hacks out there. I can't think of any other thing that works as well as being in a band for getting unattractive guys plenty of girls.

I need to go to outer-space to find me a woman that might actually be into me!

Bad news: she doesn't want you either.

Bad news: she doesn't want you either.

They did a few other things too him too. The filled out his eyebrows.

They did something to his jawline. Broadened it just a little and moved the ramus down just a little to get a better angle and squarer jaw. The most obvious is that they filed his nose down a bit. I think they also sucked all the fat out of his face. You say that 'he lost weight' but if you see pictures of him today his body is pretty much 'overweight computer nerd that never played sports' look at his body here. It doesn't match his face at all

Cut him some slack. He's 46 and works a shit ton so he probably doesn't have a six pack body..

Friendly reminder musk is a total chad and plows his goth gf every night

Dude, he’s a low-tier normie with money.

He is no Chad. Married the same roastie twice, beta buxed, and got divorced from her twice. Roastie gold digging and degeneracy truly knows no bounds.

Is that Ron Howard’s weird brother?

going to space improves your genetics

just go to space theory in work

Just get 50 grand worth of hair plugs, bro!

Hoping to find a space virgin like in Forbidden Planet:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gn1OMBK0Xfo

He gets no more than 6 hours of sleep every night, I guess decades of sub par sleep adds up.

Elon Musk alpha btw