Daily reminder: Women are vending machines

77  2018-05-26 by dontcomplain1

You put in male-model-face-coins in it and in return you get nudes and sex that will fall out.

19 comments

1  Kar98kSnipe 2018-05-26

High IQ

1  ALovelyHorse_ 2018-05-26

Only if you treat them like vending machines.

1  dontcomplain1 2018-05-26

Found the women.

1  geneticwaste43 2018-05-26

Well they treat their own bodies like dumpsters so I would say vending machine is a step up.

1  Rhodri_Kraakman 2018-05-26

Kinda hard not to when they treat men like credit cards.

1  GlubGlubMotherfucker 2018-05-26

That is a false generalization.

1  dontcomplain1 2018-05-26

beta bux bro

1  Sniveling_Cur 2018-05-26

Prove it.

1  GlubGlubMotherfucker 2018-05-26

The existence of stay at home dads proves it.

1  _SoySauce 2018-05-26

Don't you have the burden of proof?

1  Madeon929 2018-05-26

This is so accurate it hurts.

1  The_Real_Cannaman 2018-05-26

No, no, no... U have to hold frame and be confident. Also u ain't got no game...

1  dontcomplain1 2018-05-26

I am spinning plates and coins bro

1  The_Real_Cannaman 2018-05-26

There is no rejection, it's just a shit test

1  Yemanthing 2018-05-26

This is true as long as you also consider the following true:

Frame = body frame Confidence = % of women you actively try to fuck Game = % of women that actively try to fuck you

1  Sniveling_Cur 2018-05-26

But women are much more than that!

You can put ugly-face-coins in and get nothing at all.

You can put really-nice-but-average-face-coins in and your money all disappears.

You can put rich-and-famous-coins in and you'll get rape accusations. You'll have to wait 20 years though.

1  PanickedApricott 2018-05-26

How long until you launch the ICO?

1  dontcomplain1 2018-05-26

No ETA.

1  Zyklon_Bae 2018-05-26

And you have to kick them sometimes to get them to put out.

JOKING! I RESPECT WYMYN, REALLY!!

1  lonewolf-20000 2018-05-26

venting machines with personality detector.

1  yocontraelmundo 2018-05-26

Women are just as soul less as a vending machine.

1  dontcomplain1 2018-05-26

https://www.reddit.com/r/Braincels/comments/8mcoxt/slut_vending_machine_2018_colorized/

1  PoodankMcGee 2018-05-26

Theres a reason the vagina looks like a coin slot

1  hone_claws 2018-05-26

Not all of us are like that, some of us want height-coins instead TEEHEE

1  The_Real_Cannaman 2018-05-26

There is no rejection, it's just a shit test