I will commit suicide if I am still a kissless virgin by age 25

35  2018-05-26 by Former-Incel-User

Almost three years left

43 comments

Wait till 35 bro. Start saving now for plastic surgery or LL if you need it

I don't want to endure another 13 years of this shit

Have a goal that you want to work towards. One step at a time . what's the part of your body that needs fixing the most? Identity it right now and think about what you're gonna do to fix it

The part of my body that needs fixing the most is

  1. My brain which needs a bullet

  2. My heart, which needs love, trust, and companionship from a woman plus friends

  3. My dick which needs sex

Well if you made yourself more attractive then all those things will be fixed.

This is your one life on this planet. There is no reason not to try it before you die

Plenty have tried for nothing

And plenty have tried and succeeded. If you're gonna die anyway , you might as well get jaw implants or LL and see what happens. Your happiness could be right around the corner

I cannot afford those and leg lengthening is extremely dangerous.

If you need plastic surgery to have women love you, then you've lost.

Why do you care about danger when you're gonna suicide anyway ?

The danger of physical pain

If it huts that's just one more reason to pull the trigger in the end.

Just have a gun handy lmao. Stop coping start saving bro you have a chance.

"just keep suffering bro xd you wanna die anyway right?"

You arent entitled to sex

You aren't entitled to birth control

I'd go on seeking arrangement or get a professional. Also sex tourism isn't such a bad idea tbh tbh thailand , indonesia to get my dick wet etc etc

I don't like ladyboys or women who want me for a green card or for my money

Also I cannot afford to go to Thailand or Indonesia

Have you considered hiring a prostitute?

I will before I sui, but I want more than just sex.

Understood--just wanted to make sure you were aware it was an option, and one you need not feel any shame over.

I would feel great shame in losing my virginity to a hooker because I'm too subhuman to do it the normal way

Yeah well what u gonna do about it?

suicide?

get a bike and pray that you get t-boned

I want to die in a mass shooting

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This is how I feel tho

It's over for us.

At least try cycling tren and running low-inhib drug dealer game

Too high inhib and wouldn't know the first thing about dealing drugs

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Don’t leave empty handed friend.

just think of all the virtue signaling that'll go on after you die, dudes and chicks who barely knew you might show up just to tell their friends about it and have a short feel... then they'll go have a pumpkin spice and never mention you again

Solitude is more tolerable when your older and have less testosterone boosting your sexual appetite. Wait it out and see, reach the wizard age like me. You might find purpose in passing down your wisdom to the youngsters.

Im 25yo virgin, just pass me gun bro

Girls are overrated.

Exactly.

Yeah. #metoo. Just 1 year left. Fuck this life.

Hey. Not sure what I have stumbled across here in this sub. But I hope this isn't a serious post. Being a virgin and not being one isn't all that different and there is absolutely no shame. If you must not be one, there are plenty of 'professionals' who can offer services. It isn't like being a millionaire and not being a millionaire. It makes no difference. I'd like to visit Japan one day, but if I don't get a chance so be it.

hmm.. have you tried showering?

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You aren't entitled to birth control