oh god why did i click on this

in 8th grade i was about to play spin the bottle with a group of friends and every single girl there refused to play unless i was kicked out of the group.

my friends took me aside and told me they would buy me pizza later to make up for it and then told me to go home lol

Women have such advanced technology in their brains they can detect if someone will post on this subreddit, even a decade or more beforehand.

The Spider-Chad Sense. Or, the Dickth Sense, if you prefer.

I feel your pain bro

At least they were bros about the pizza

But it sounded like they never bought him said pizza...

correct. never got that pizza they offered.

Absolute DEVASTATION

You call that being bros?

Not really but hey, it's pizza

So no pizza then?

This genuinely is upsetting . Sorry.

interesting. i have never had a single friend in my life. not even male. i spent my childhood watching tv and browsing the internet.

At least the Internet existed in your childhood (and by Internet - I mean the WWW)

it didn't in the early part. only from about 8-9 years old.

I was 5 the year the World Wide Web was conceived of and developed at CERN for Unis - but I was about 13 or so when I actually had 14Kbps available in my home-town lol

Wow, I had a similar thing happen when I was 18yo. We were chilling with a group of 18-23yo's and a girl suggested we should play spin the bottle. Then her female friend quickly said to her: 'It wouldn't be fun with him'- quickly nodding on my direction'

Justlol, Tfw u were never allowed to play the teenager games to explore your sexuality.

Did she say it loudly, or attempt to whisper it? did you acknowledge that you heard her?

bad attempt at whispering, she didn't acknowledge me hearing it and quickly changed convo to something else.

I think you were born to late.

In 8th grade (1995) me and my best friend played spin the bottle with three girls we invited to his house to go swimming. We’re fairly certain it was the first kiss for everyone involved. The thing is we were both incredibly skinny, unathletic dorks. We were into video games when only nerds played video games, D&D, MtG, pogs, and SciFi. Had it been 2005, we wouldn’t have had a chance.

buy me pizza later to make up for it and then told me to go home lol

Did your friends actually buy it?

death fuel

Oh no no no no no

damn you have good guy friends

Never even began

Anon plays spin the bottle

What kind of pizza did you end up with?

Hey, are we the same person?

I remember this happened to me too.

That's misogyny for not accepting the Candy Crush request.

No one is entitled to getting destoryed by my candy combos

Roasties on suicide watch

If only...

It’s bittersweet when this happens. On one hand - revenge. On the other- you probably care about this way more than her meaning former celdom still ruining your life.

Fake

OP being invited t play a bottle game

And

Gay

only chicks and fags play candy crush

Dayum Anon slaying all the bitches on Candy Crush

While you were out partying, I studied the match three

When you were whoring around, I mastered the 4 and 5 candy link

While you wasted your days blowing out your labia turning them into something that resembles a roast beef sandwich, I cultivated matching algorithms

And now that you need in-app gold to purchase special candy powers to progress, you have the audacity to come to me for help?

Nice mem

Thought this was a /r/4chan post

This is literally the go-to example of a stolen twitter joke.

Y’all need to get laid on this sub