Vile beast

From "muh dick" to "muh personality".

I saw that roast too. She’s from Umea, Sweden(or has lived there within the past couple years).

Shit dope, what more easily obtainable information about me can you spare?

Biggest cope ever, its like having the best wheels on the market when ur car is shit, u still own a shit car that sucks big time.

logic and women dont go together

The is fuel of the unspeakable variety.

You can tell the people on there who are shutins by the fact that they say they've never heard women discuss small dicks.

I've heard adult women shit talk guys with small dicks personally, I'm pretty sure anyone who's left the house to do literally anything had.

You're being ridiculous with that last sentence. Not everyone is sitting or standing around women socializing when they get out. I know they do because of the internet and common sense, but you’re acting as if women literally walk around with each other yelling about dicks.

try living in a tough northern UK town if you want to hear women literally yelling about dicks and sex every time you take the bus

Not everyone is sitting or standing around women socializing when they get out.

I've heard disturbingly explicit conversations between women while on public transit.

Not everyone is sitting or standing around women socializing when they get out.

Where exactly do you go out? There aren't many places in public where you can't hear women socializing.

maybe the women where you live are hypersexual beasts.

Not everywhere is that way.

You don't even need to listen in on someone else's conversation. Women will talk about this stuff casually with anyone. Just a few days ago a female co-worker made jokes about penis size while we were out for lunch for one of our colleague's birthdays. They're pretty open about it IRL. I don't know why they pretend otherwise when they're online.

Yep can verify. I have been hanging out with my gf and her pals and they shit talk “baby dicks” and “tiny wieners” all the time. They laugh and laugh about how unsatisfactory they are and how it’s impossible to have an orgasm with anything under 6.

I won’t lie, I laughed right along with them, knowing I had a reputation for being well endowed but secretly wondering if my size was inadequate. Even if you’ve got a “nine inch schlong” according to the women you’re talking to, those women can still make you feel insecure soooo easily. It’s in the head.

And the OP is totally right. Anyone who thinks the general consensus among dick takers (male or female, let’s not box out the LGBT here) is that size doesn’t really matter has been spending a lot of time reading internet articles on cosmo.com and not a lot of time talking to actual women. Small dick shaming gets brutal as fuck irl. And it’s not just women, men do it too to bolster their feelings of adequacy.

God this is like a Freudian Psychologist’s paradise, gotta say. I’ve learned as much on Braincels as I did at University lol.

R/Braincels, where sometimes a cigar is just a black man’s enormous porn penis sensuously penetrating your wife to orgasm as you cry and masturbate in the corner of the bedroom.

LMFAO, very funny Ingridbeergman, Dr. Jekyll, Mr. Hide, anyone. Very funny post, as Porn, is free, and she's a decent girlfriend, most of the time.

Yeah except when you stumble on cock and ball torture. Fuck. That. Shit.

Didn't read all of this, might try later. After the first Paragraph, it came to me ---- I got almost 5 inches, I know not to try in life since 20 years ago or so. IT WAS OVER, THE MINUTE i WAS BORN.

Freudian psychologist’s paradise

about to graduate with a degree in Human Physiology and Behavioral Psychology lol.. tell me about it

this subreddit is a very fascinating glimpse into the mind of the underbelly of human society

Thankfully we keep the static:noise ratio extremely high in order to keep you from ever really knowing when we're being honest.

Well just because you’re dishonest doesn’t mean that everyone is.

It was a social and behavioral psych/neuroscience double major from UCLA with a minor in English Lit. I’m 24 and I’m gapping before grad school. Didn’t wanna flex my nuts because you have so many self esteem issues already but you guys can literally find ANYTHING to criticize someone for so...you asked.

Well you didn’t ask but you did passive aggressively suggest that I attended an inferior institution and didn’t learn anything, so I felt compelled to correct you. Also I learned plenty in my degree, including how to have a sense of humor, which you clearly do not have. Obviously a lil joke there at the end, dude. Use your head.

Speaking of using your head, I could point out that the actual reason you can’t have nice things is that you call women “femoids” and people who work out and eat vegetables instead of Doritos “chads” and “stacies”. You’ve invented your own vocabulary of slurs.

You feel entitled to something that needs to be consensual between two separate parties so I wouldn’t put rape past you.

Try taking a shower, lifting a barbell a few times once a week, or shaving your neck beard. Maybe then a woman will want to come within ten feet of you. Even if you do clean up though, you have to stop being an asshole to get a partner because pretty much nobody wants to date a fucking asshole.

You might think they do, but that’s because I could likely count the times someone other than yourself has touched you sexually on a four-fingered hand. My guess is that all of your sexual knowledge comes from porn, which is totally unrealistic. I was in a porn, like a lot of SoCal ppl who were in college at one point. That’s not sex, it’s acting, just like in a Hollywood film. All the men took viagra even though the woman was drop dead sexy.

I got a hint for you, the reason you aren’t getting laid has nothing to do with your genetics, you’re just probably an unhygienic asshole. Every Incel selfie I see is just an angry, lonely shut in who is pissed at the world. They aren’t even ugly, I see bald fucking fatass cigarette smoking construction dudes with hairy backs get women. Maybe if you look inside yourself, you’ll see you’re just being a dickhead. Then you can stop, go out, and try to get laid/find a partner like the rest of humanity. It’s not easy for sexually active folks either, despite what you think.

You’re like a white supremacist. You want free speech but you’re afraid of criticism. You can’t handle it when others exercise the same rights you feel entitled to.

I could say all that but I’m not an asshole. Oh wait, I just did, so I guess I am.

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Yeah my penis is a little over 7 inches and sometimes I think it's small just based on comments you hear from women.

Totally feel you.

I could hear “you’re hung like a horse” a million times and but one single “he has a baby dick” and that’s all I’d be able to think about ever.

Funny how the brain works. Over 7 is like in the top 98% of the population or some ridiculous shit like that and you’re still sweating. I read somewhere that spam emails actually inflate statistics or flat out lie, saying the average size is 7 just to make men more insecure and desperate to buy scam enlargement products.

You don't even need to listen in on someone else's conversation. Women will talk about this stuff casually with anyone. Just a few days ago a female co-worker made jokes about penis size while we were out for lunch for one of our colleague's birthdays. They're pretty open about it IRL. I don't know why they pretend to say otherwise when online.

Lmao when I was in college we there was this college night thing at six flags. One of these girls from a group of femoids in front of me was debating with her friends about whether she should break up with her boyfriend because his dick was so small. It was brutal

Their pussies are so stretched out from casual sex with hundreds of guys they consider anything below 8 inches long and 6 in girth small.

Reminds me of the post from the woman saying she stretched her pussy for years fisting herself and with 4 inch wide dildos then was surprised when her pussy was stretched out.

IT cucks "vaginas don't stretch from sex bro" fucking morons hahaaha

8.0 inch = 20.3 centimetres

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u wot m8

It's actually 16 now, they disabled editing flairs

Come back in a decade Lil rice

Every fucking female on social media is in a relationship with a Chad.

Chad-free is the way to be until marriage tee hee.

I agree.

I'm not...

One roastie's normie is an incel's chad.

I'm also not a roastie. Enjoy the rest of your day, though.

it was a joke

Meh that’s me on the pic and my boyfriend is like way to short to qualify as a chad by your standards. Oh and you should see his wrists, so tiny.

They have to actually get to see my penis...

Flat chest lol.

This is what normies mean when they say "I see ugly guys with good-looking girls every day".

In her defense I'm sure your penis is very small.

I bet her flaps are really loose

9x9 or it's over.

Funny how foids REEEEEEEEEEEEEE when you make roastbeef memes, but they're perfectly fine with making dick jokes. Roastbeef jokes aren't even that bad, the majority of men would still fuck a roasted cunt. The majority of foids wouldn't fuck someone with a small dick.

Having a roasted cunt is entirely your choice, If you don't want it then just don't be a whore. Men have no choice when it comes to their dick size.

I wish more normies would call out these roasties. Women get away with demeaning men on social media, whether it's penis size, height, income, etc. We need to reward polite women rather than rude disrespectful sluts.

There's something about her smug expression that's making me feel angry.

That's evolution. There are plenty of superfluously good-looking Betas who make mad cash. The problem is, she should appreciate his good qualities. She hungers for Dick, instead.

Not entirely his fault, but she will make him pay, by picking him.

She looks like a tranny with an overbite, a fivehead and a shit hairline. 5 pounds of fakeup can't hide how ugly she is.

Have any of you dipshits ever had sex? Oh hang on...

Yeah, come at me, cunts.

My guy... What's wrong with you?

The typical incel post: Waaah. waaah wah waaaaah. I'ma virgin. Boooo hoooo

Yeah jfc these douche bags are fucking disgusting. No wonder no one wants them. This shit is a mental illness.. cant wait for this cesspool to be banned.

Aww, who hurt you?

tuwpical retard.

Yep. I'm saying that you guys suck. Seriously, you can't even fathom that a woman could be turned off by your attitude towards them. You dickplungers actually thing that you are somehow superior to other guys even though you treat women like shit.

think* fuck you.

Seriously, I was a virgin 'til I was 19. It really isn't all it's cracked up to be. Rather than blaming women, you should be blaming the social belief of what manhood is.

Wow, Until you were 19, So terrible. 😭

Oh no, you were a virgin until 19. However did you manage?

Please tell me this is satire...

Ya'll suuuuuuuuuuuuck.

"She" looks like a man with a wig.

Hahahah y’all are seriously easily triggered. Oh and stop sending me PMs.

Where exactly do you go out? There aren't many places in public where you can't hear women socializing.