one on the left still mogs the shit out of any incel

he's a mentalcel

he’s a volcel*

Must be a mentalcel or just have body dysmorphia.

Lookism isn't for incels you idiot. Incels go there but it's for improving looks.

Guy on the left looks like me. It's over.

Volcel for sure then.

Nope. Incel. Possibly locationcel though, I live in Sydney which is the worst city on earth for men.

Well, you objectively look better than me then. Still though, Sidney? Worst luck to have. It's over.

Sydney is HELL for sub-8 males.

are you fucking serious?

is it really chadstown there?

I hate how much looksmaxxed blops2cels resembles me fml

Few millions of hair follicles, it never began

Left is a awkward friendzoned third wheel. Right is a strong, confident man with a wonderful personality.

Atleast he gets friendzoned. Incels get restrainingorderzoned.

Maybe because they're creepy and feel entitled?

That is a false generalization.

Somehow you guys are always right. If we say “nice guys are creepy” we’re wrong but if you guys say “women who have sex are sluts” it’s a proven fact. I hope, one day, you will see through your delusions and realize how you guys are just as bad as the people who make fun of you. You will never “win” this battle. Nobody wins from all this hate. This sub and lifestyle is just digging incels deeper and deeper into the ground.

Somehow you guys are always right.

Yup, exactly. :)

only sub4s can be creepy

left is fine. left can get anyone he wants with enough charisma.

Left is already chad so

Left is a spitting image of me.

Right just takes showers and has a good personality.

Just take showers bro.

it really is only a few mm

As a gay man...I'd f*ck either one.

Nooo one asked pal

I know but I have an opinion. Who's gonna stop me from expressing it?

The police

Ha. The police care about me expressing the fact that I like dick openly over the internet? Shit, I'm gonna catch a fat ass prison sentence.

Yes indeed. Now go repent your sins

I'm the devil Rodaun. that's not an option. But I tell you what. I'll try and give god a call when I'm in between chugging dick.

Heathen!

That's my fucking song!!!

It's been said men would fuck mud if it was warm enough.

No. I have standards and you should to.

AHAHAHAHHAHA, standards for incels? im not a fkn volcel. if its not disgusting to look at im fine with it

Yes. You should have standards to have any self respect.

You're probably not very hot then.

Lol. If putting people down because they have realistic standards and are actually more attracted to the guys who don't look like the crimson chin is your automatic response...you'll likely never develop a connection to anyone around you.

(I need you to imagine this next part as flamboyantly gay as possible)

And bitch I am fabulously gorgeous.

It's a discussion of attractiveness snowflake, hot gay men have standards.

Oooh. Call me a snowflake again, daddy!

Camp and fem gays get low q dick, hence why you're browsing incels. Masc gays are the Stacys.

Lol. You think I need your dick. I've willingly been going without sex from 1's to 10's for months Bec I hate people. What you experienced was called satire.

I'm browsing here for comedic and vaguely academic purposes.

gaycel

I'd have to be a virgin for that to be true.

Technically anal isn't losing your virginity

Says what sexologist?

gaycel

Omg the crimson chin had me rolling. I personally prefer the guy on the left too and I'm female, but they don't care what females actually find attractive. Which, by the way, definitely varies from female to female and is not exclusively a 6 foot man with a pronounced jaw. Those guys look like meat heads to me- not attractive.

I'm a gay guy and its the same for me. Super built guys just look like walking turds to me.

If left doesn't mog you into the void, you're a volcel

Honestly bad comparison. Dude on left is quite good looking. He's nowhere near nice guy

if you think he looks feminine and gracile, then you haven't seen a true gracile looking person, lol. Dude on left is not the most robust person, but he is certainly not feminine looking.

Where do you live where left is average? I feel mogged through my computer screen

Damn is framecel still around? Thought he would have lost his virginity by now.

And hair

That iS some decent photoshopping. i Remember when, 'Barnstorming' and 'Yak's Revenge' Were incredible graphics on an Atari 2600.

Good plug for the plastic surgery pill.

the left guy is probably a mental cel. Or really boring and shycel

They both look better than the guys I dated. When you say no woman is attracted to that guy, you are calling me and a large proportion of women subhuman. You don't even count sub8 women as they aren't enough of a prize to count as women.

meow meow

Why would a woman date someone who is a sub 4 when she can choose freely from more attractive men?

We can't. Just like you, we're shy, but unlike you, we accept our place and we aim for lowly mates. I've literally never approached a Chad, not even a normie. I only approached below my looksmatch and that's how I got boyfriends.

And before you asked, no, guys didn't approach me, I had to do it myself.

the "incels only want 10/10 supermodels" meme. yawn.

also, you women rate 80% of men below average. saying "my looksmatch" doesn't really mean anything when coming from a woman. no offense, it's not about you, it just doesn't.

No offense, but it's well-documented that men overestimate their own attractiveness and that women underestimate their own attractiveness.

Source pls

Since women rate 80% of men below average, no shit a 5/10 man is going to rate himself 5/10, while women will rate him 2/10. Your perception is skewed, not men’s.

I disagree. I have actual peer-reviewed science behind my claims, you have that one OKCupid article.

according to the GSS, the top 20% of the most sexually active never-married young men have about 50-60% of the sex

Seems to coincide with what I say, not what you do.

how ugly are you?

I'm with ya lady! I've done the same my whole life.

he returns

https://i.imgur.com/Sw9kEFK.jpg

Good hairline, chin and long rrrramus, strong brow bone, thick neck

Framecel is such an asshole, but hilarious as well. Shame the mods on Incel.me hated him.

are you guys even serious anymore? guy on the left looks much better and more natural. look at that weird af forehead on the right. the quality of content in this sub has decreased dramatically.

how much do you charge for tinder photoshop?

I like left more, but I think both are good looking.

tee hee

Absolutely nothing wrong with dude on the left..

If your definition of "prime" women is what I expect it to be, then no loss because they're cunts anyway.

Not having sex is the worst thing that can happen to a man

Man, your life must be easy if that's the worst thing to you.

if you do enough squats/leg lifts your face will get bonier

it did for me.

I think it’s more about having a stable state of mind and not assuming the opposite gender is out to get you.

Lol I have friends who are attractive and also are not dicks if that’s what you’re asking. I think you guys just don’t wanna admit that it’s your fault you can’t get a girl, just don’t be a misogynistic creep.

My bad, thought you literally meant “polite person”

Actually a friend of mine has had an encounter with a wild r/niceguy from her class who has a similar resemblance to the picture on the right. She rejected him because she was too busy. Her mom has her signed up for all sorts of after school activities and classes so she never has time for a boyfriend. He claimed she rejected him because of how he looked, which was completely untrue.

You sound like your under 18. Young girls are often restrained by a lot of factors like parents as you mentioned.

And hair (Norwood 2)

The right honestly scares tf outta me. I’d rather date the one on the left.

Lol what

he's a mentalcel

if you think he looks feminine and gracile, then you haven't seen a true gracile looking person, lol. Dude on left is not the most robust person, but he is certainly not feminine looking.

Where do you live where left is average? I feel mogged through my computer screen

Must be a mentalcel or just have body dysmorphia.

Camp and fem gays get low q dick, hence why you're browsing incels. Masc gays are the Stacys.

Lookism isn't for incels you idiot. Incels go there but it's for improving looks.