r/Braincels: life is like a card game. some people get good cards and lose, some people get bad cards and win. it's not about the cards you get but how well you can play with them. for example in poker can be a lot like life. what do you do when you got bad cards...?

What do you do when the cards you get don't even belong to the game you're playing? I think Monopoly's get out of jail free card is the best example of a card an incel might be dealt in a game of poker.

1 mathproblemsolver 2018-05-25

lol you are right. I feel like I am playing uno with pokemon cards

1 Supreme_Salt_Lord 2018-05-25

Or you be pro read the cards and bluff to fuck and back and win that prize money.

1 mathproblemsolver 2018-05-25

life is like a game with open cards though since everyone can see them. if you bluff with open cards you are gonna get rekt

1 Supreme_Salt_Lord 2018-05-25

Nah all the cards arent open. If that were the case everyone would get wat they want shit hands or not. We all got some aces and other trump cards no matter what. Use what you got and bluff the rest. What people here dont talk about is how everyone loves to be lied to. So be the BEST liar you can be.

1 headforthehills 2018-05-25

This post is so High IQ i can finally understand Ricardo and Mortimer.

1 Board_Gaming 2018-05-25

Bluff?

1 mittrinilli 2018-05-25

I've got a seven two...fuck

1 chrisname 2018-05-25

You can also bluff

1 Mr-Mercedes- 2018-05-25

Fuck, I was dealt napkins

1 Picopeso 2018-05-25

"Just play the hand you're dealt" ...Chad is holding a Royal Straight Flush and we're playing with two MTG lands, a Get Out of Jail Free from Monopoly, a Papa John's coupon and an old school UNO reversal.

1 Sakula7 2018-05-25

Lmao

1 traincel 2018-05-25

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY0rM8tyCko

1 Hnjkxc 2018-05-25

Fuck off loser speak straight

1 Supreme_Salt_Lord 2018-05-25