Lol why not just tell her that you are an incel?

This is true and both hilarious and deeply sad.

For what it's worth I told my mom long a go before the word incel was around. Lol the freak out is pretty amazing and hilarious.

Thanks for letting us know how it went.

Telling someone that you are incel is like telling someone that you are blonde. It is stupid, they already know by looking at you.

Truth.

Because incel is a terrorized word. If you say you're an incel she might think you mean you want to go on a killing spree or whatever. And if you don't then you have to clarify and it's a really awkward sad pathetic topic. Don't wanna talk about my virginity with my family.

Lol my mom has no idea what an incel is, when I told her I just said virgin. Yea it definitely turned into a longwinded argument, of course with my mom since she's a stupid ass feminist that's just normal for any topic lmao so I'm kind of used to the high-stress argument situations.

It was kind of ironic for me though when I told her I was a virgin years a go. You would think the feminist would at least be a little content that her son isn't a despicable Chad-whore going around pumping and dumping stupid women, but nope she freaked the fuck out about it. In a strange way I can kinda see why, I mean in her mind all men should be like Alexander the Great trying to conquer the world and banging out harems.

I guess in my case I was little bit fortunate that when I told her I was a virgin I was all ready older, I was like 24-25.

She freaked out because in her dumbass feminist mind, all women are pure beacons of fairness and good. So she taught surely the nice and well mannered son she raised herself would be a womanizer because he's just that nice and women value personality more than looks.

Too bad roasties are hypergamous shallow whores, and you were proof of that. She just couldn't accept it. Your mom is exactly what would happen if an IT feminist femoid would have an incel son and I love it. No offense but this is life fuel.

LOL that's good way to put it! No offense taken at all you put it damn well!

Nowhere are we safe anymore

"Instills? What's that?" There you go, you're off the hook.

And Reddit Admins are happily turning our IPs over to the FBI for further profiling.

the FBI will be knocking down your bedroom door soon

Reddit Admins are happily turning our IP addresses over to the FBI for further profiling.

i don't know if you're joking or not but they absolutely 100% are. all of these big tech companies are willingly turning over massive amounts of user data to the government.

i don't know if you're joking or not but they absolutely 100% are. all of these big tech companies are willingly turning over massive amounts of user data to the government.

They don't just turn it over, they sell it, back to the government who helped create the major companies to begin with, Google/Facebook/etc, for that purpose, to buy from corporations info that it would be considered proper for the government to collect directly.

The government is responsible for helping to create a lot of companies, in fact that's kind of their whole schtick.

Although I don't doubt they've purchased data, they also don't really need to. Legally, American tech companies since the mid-late 2000's have been forced to hand over data under the FISA Amendment Act under the pretense of national security.

Nice rule of thumb for business is the government pretty much fucks you if it wants to. Like Chad.

The media and internet has ruined everything

Heard my dad mention this the other day. Had to lie and feign interest to lull suspicion.

my dad asked the other day and i told him about the black pill. He pretty much agrees women are trash. He would know he's went through 2 marriages

I gotta probe a bit. My dad is super conservative and constantly shits on the metoo movement. Maybe he is open to the incelic mindset.

well i agree with him, i believe it's a witch hunt and a cry for older women who are no longer famous to get back in the spotlight. Reason im saying this is all the women who claimed shit on harvey are no nobodies and there are dozens of pictures of them with harvey smiling like crazy and hugging/kissing him.

Your dad sounds smart. "Metoo" is shit. Those bitches went into a room alone with Harvey Weinstein or whoever knowing exactly where things were headed. Believe me, there are millions of bimbos out there. Everyone knows exactly why some get to be in movies and others don't.

lmao your mom thinkts youre a loser

Lol it's true that's what they think when they know. "Oh my gosh why don't you just get rich and just go with a whore and look better and do this and do that blah blah blah blah blah." Their advice is 1000 times worse than Chad-dad's shitty advice (that is at least occasionally so damn cheesy it's at least good for a laugh.)

Don't ever listen to Mom-advice... they are simply don't understand or care, or are trying to keep their son beta.

Lol oh I learned that a good long time a go. The problem with my mom is she expects me to be Chad, not to be beta and definitely not be an incel lol.

Did your mom try to say you should only date White girls? I've noticed many White moms do that and basically raise their kids to be incels with the "just be nice and you will get girls". Meanwhile White girls are all dating black drug dealers or White muscle heads. The "nice guys" and stemcels get actively spit on, laughed at and cussed out by modern day White women.

I even had one in college ask me for something, with her Mexican bf next to her, then laugh at me when I said I don't have that.

Lol so our battle continues!

No you asked me this before. My mom never told me specifically who to date, but being curious when younger I asked her lol and we went through the list of her taboos to a spectrum. She don't want me to date middle eastern women #1 and feels strongly about that (ironically the race most pleasing to me aesthetically). Black then are like pretty taboo, but she could make an exception. Hispanics/Mixes are like she's just indifferent. Whites obviously like her are favorable. Lol, the Asian women are her preference because she thinks Asian babies are cute and also because she had a friend that was Asian, I literally shit you not named Stacy, and they were cruel Stacy-type alpha females and roasties.

Lol you and your hated of white women lmao. I know I don't disagree they are bonekrs and crazy, but they're my race dude, I wouldn't mind marrying a woman of another race if she loved me and God, but I'm not going to disqualify my own fucking race from the pool of potential for a wife.

Mine told me to only date White women. I was scared to bring any girls back period, she was drunk often. A couple times she accused me of like "filipina bitches" even though I wasn't dating anyone and was a virgin.

Of course this was pretty troubling when White women were spitting on me in highschool and college so how would I attract them anyways? She said there was something wrong with me because i didnt go out or have a gf

Lol I know you have told me before. I get your mom was a crazy white bitch, mine was too. This is where we're different though and it is so interesting to me in our recurring running lightsaber duel through the forum.

LOL @ the filipina bitches, lol that's my mom's preference then of the Asians specifically because her friend was Filipina lol. Roasty is cruel but in like a Mean Girls way, in some ways it's the cruelest in others it's just so fuckign stupid it's hard to either take serious. It's not some big conspiracy like people think with them. They're just vapid as fuck their reasoning is usually just simple as hell, they like some little detail on something or someone.

See I think you so hung up your moms though and that's why you don't like the white women. Cause like if it was simply like oh well you attracted to Latinas or Asians that you just woulda married that one you had and then your mom woulda known you like tacos.

Not gonna lie I do have some hatred in me but its because of my experiences. Anyways I find the best thing for me is to let White women do what they want and for me to try and date Asian, Latina, Indian girls instead. I've written off White women, even if i fucked one I wouldn't trust her to seriously date or marry

I know he's one of them he got his damn dad's genetics

I wish those stupid incels hadn’t ruined shit got us feeling like Anne Frank now

Yeah I was in a FB group and all of the girls were saying Elliot was hot just a psycho

https://imgur.com/a/7B6Omvp

Very hot, clearly not an incel. Just a psycho.

Both eliott and Alek we're set up by the FBI to make real ugly incels look bad

This.

idk about alex, but elliot was autistic he didn't even try. He just wanted some stacy to come to him and just spin his world around

you're wrong. you're judging how attractive they are based on the male perception of attraction, men and women perceive attraction differently. the social proof for men being attraction is whether or not women have sex with them.

women claiming post humorously that they were attractive is meaningless, its a combination of gaslighting to try to discredit their observations that they were sexually ostracized with virtue signalling.

"omg... hes not that bad looking, its too bad he had to kill all those people otherwise i wouldve totally dated him"

combined with the status boost and how women are attracted to violence and that probably plays a part as well.

they were undeniably unattractive :2

It was over for ER. He inherited his frail,midget, ectomorphic frame from white worshipping midget asian mom and his white entitlement from his anglo dad.

It was over for ER. He inherited his frail,midget, ectomorphic frame from his white worshipping midget asian mom and his white entitlement from his anglo dad.

All ER needed to do was go to say Japan, where he could leverage being half white. Since the average height of Japanese men (age 20-24) seems to be 5'6, he'd also tower over them at 5'9, equivalent to being about 6'2 white male in the USA compared to the average 5'11 white male.

wasn't he like 5'5"?

but yeah he could have done that but. His white worshipping asian mom with her "only white is right" attitude (dating/marrying only WM) prob made him think that he was better than AF.(lol like how critical mass of hypergamous AF believe that they are better than AM.)

My mother would probably disown me if they found out I was a male virgin.

That's terrible.

Really depends on your age

My cousin mentioned he's glad I'm not an incel. I played dumb by asking what the fuck an "incel" was.

lol

Dr. Pavel, I’m CIA

If only you "accidently" broke both your arms 🤔

his mom was hot too. i remember reading that and having a boner. I mean i would never wanted to have fucked my mom. But reading that AMA turned me on. Am I weird?

We're being attacked like jews in Nazi Germany.

Just take a deep breath..

Your own mom asked you lmao it’s over.

Worse when they don't ask, because they already know.

the future will be worse

penis inspection day

dog comes in trained to smell pussy juice

dog stops at me and start barking

boss gasp in horror

alls the police notifying them there´s a hostile incel in her building

You run out and find a nice family that will hide you

they hide you in their attic with other incels

you star a diary of incel

every dramatic scary day you go to your diary at night

the chads find you some day and take you to the soi camps

you get gassed by the braps of your overweight feminist overlards

your diary is found

stacy opens it up and its filled with drawings of pepe

6 million incels wasn't enough

Lol except I don't think it's the chads that are hunting ,it's the numales from IT. There's just too many to take on.

Fuck everyone who says incels don't have senses of humor

I can picture St. Blacksop2cel being the poster boy for incels, much like how Anne Frank was the poster girl for jews.

I don't hide it. In fact I got a cousin whose probably more pure incel than me whose just a voicecel. But as he tears himself apart wondering why he can't convince the cunts not to be completely selfish egomaniacal garbage i stand behind him like

"You should give into your anger... Something something BLACKPILL something something COMPLETE"

Col. Hans Landa: The feature that makes me such an effective hunter of the Incels is, as opposed to most Chad soldiers, I can think like a Incel, where they can only think like a Chad... more precisely, Chad soldier. Now, if one were to determine what attribute the CHad people share with a beast, it would be the cunning and the predatory instinct of a hawk. But if one were to determine what attributes the Incels share with a beast, it would be that of the rat. The Führer and Goebbels's propaganda have said pretty much the same thing, but where our conclusions differ is I don't consider the comparison an insult. Consider, for a moment, the world a incel lives in. It's a hostile world, indeed. If an incel were to scamper through your front door right now, would you greet it with hostility?

Perrier LaPadite: I suppose I would.

Col. Hans Landa: Has an incel ever done anything to you to create this animosity you feel towards them?

Perrier LaPadite: Incels are ugly and disgusting. They blackpill people.

Col. Hans Landa: Incels were the cause of the World wars, but that's some time ago. I propose to you, any blackpill an incel could carry, a norman could equally carry. Would you agree?

Perrier LaPadite: Oui.

Col. Hans Landa: Yet I assume you don't share the same animosity with normans that you do with incels, do you?

Perrier LaPadite: No.

Col. Hans Landa: But they're both humans, are they not? And except for the face, skin color, frame and height, they even rather look alike, don't they?

Perrier LaPadite: It's an interesting thought, Herr Colonel.

Col. Hans Landa: Ha! However interesting as the thought may be, it makes not one bit of difference to how you feel. If an incel were to walk in here right now, as I'm talking, would you greet it with a saucer of your delicious milk?

Perrier LaPadite: Probably not.

Col. Hans Landa: I didn't think so. You don't like them. You don't really know why you don't like them; all you know is you find them repulsive. Consequently, a Chad soldier conducts a search of a house suspected of hiding Incels. Where does the norman look? He looks in the barn, he looks in the attic, he looks in the cellar, he looks everywhere he would hide. But there's so many places it would never occur to a norman to hide. However, the reason the Führer has brought me off my Alps in Austria and placed me in French cow country today is because it does occur to me. Because I'm aware what tremendous feats incels are capable of once they swallowed the blackpill.

This is gold. I read each line in Landa's tone from that scene.

ya, I love that movie, full of style and substance.

Leave before It's too late bro. She will burn the house down while you sleep.

She knows you incel

HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS CULT CALLED "THE INCELS" (AKA THE KU-KLUX-KLAN)?

I've tried dropping blackpills on my sister/mother but it's VERY ineffective. There's no fucking way they aren't aware I'm a flaming virgin.

they kno ur gay cuz all u do is whine bout how u get no pussy and want a gf lmao

Why bother though?

Women are whores regardless of their politics and beliefs.

Ask the alt kike fellows in this sub about their redpilled Aryan queens, you'll hear some disturbing interracial stuff.

They’re whores regardless of race.

There will be incel concentration camps soon.

Your mom was considering a post-term abortion

Moms generally know deep down when it's over for their sons, but because they're women, they have to drown themselves in cope when their subhuman genetics aren't overwritten by their husbands', since their feefees preclude them from admitting to themselves that their genetics are subhuman.

Worse yet, also because they're women, they don't want you to looksmax or otherwise improve yourself because they know they've hit the wall, and the only way they're getting male attention is by keeping their sons incel so they don't have to compete with younger, prettier women for their sons' time.

Hell, my own mom is a perfect example of this. She's always telling me that I'm this Adonis-looking giga-Chad who could get any woman he wants with just the slightest smile and wink. What's the problem, you might ask? Well, she told me this exact same thing when I had a BMI over 40. Though she did pay lip service to wanting me to lose weight, she continued to let me gorge myself to an early grave because she wants me to stay incel. (Not that she needed to. Getting to a normal weight didn't cure me of inceldom. Fatcel is not always volcel.)

When the only person telling you you're handsome is your mom, chances are it's over. She's either coping with the fact that she gave birth to a subhuman, or trying to keep you from looksmaxing because she's too far gone to go cougar, or both.

Get out of there man she's already called the feds on you. Get to the council's safehouse.

It’s actually really comical when the news tries to break it down. “Hey even have their own um, language. A CHAD, is a guy who has a lot of sex”....

Truth is society is actively going after “incels” the pretense is that they are all violent and dangerous. Although there is truth that some of them are, that same association can be made about anyone in therapy for that matter.

Incels have a totally valid point when they talk about modern feminism and the impact it’s had on relationships.

I think society just really hates incelibate men.

There is no harbor for them...think about it.

The left hates incels because they are said to be anti feminist even though I’d disagree with that.

The right hates them because they see them as men who fail to do what all men can do, that is getting laid is keystone of being a man. They see incels as feminine and weak.

It's really weird how the rest of the world has decided that "incel" is some kind of club or movement or whatever that you decide to join. No, anyone who wants to have sex but does not get to is an incel. Being an incel isn't like deciding to wear a toupee, it's like being bald.

What you should have said is...

“Mom, do you see me hanging out with a girl?...

Exactly.”

That's terrible.

Really depends on your age