Thanks mom.

319  2018-05-25 by KingAliReshad

60 comments

OY VEY

IT'S LIKE ANUDDAH SHOAH

Goycel

A shekel for the good goy. lol

its over for hebrewcels

Shabbat shalom nigga

ive never heard those words before its over

this warms my heart

My mom never called me handsome. Even when I was going through my super depressed days as a teenager and would call myself ugly neither of my parents would ever disagree with me but instead do their best to dance around the fact.

It never even began for me boyos.

"Dad why am I so ugly?"

"Hey son hows the weather. Catch that big game past night?"

It's funny because they dont even ask why dont you have a girlfriend, because they already know.

my 4'8 grandma always asks me why i have no gf. I never managed to tell her that it is because I'm 5'4 and that it is because of her genetics because she is the only actually short person in my entire family

Yeah probably come to think of it. I am 6'2 and I dont understand the whole height thing. It's really just about face honestly

because you are not short. I occasionally get attention until I stand up and girls see how I am shorter than them and everyone around. I don't hold it against you though but if you were shorter than most girls you run into and all of them have a problem with it you would understand

Yeah but I mean like you said, it's all about facial features

once you are at least average height yes. when you are short that doesn't help

Well I mean look at kit Harrington. Hes short but I assume he has good facial features

bad example. he is not exactly short at 5'8(I could not reach his eye level if that brings things into perspective) and he is a rich successful actor. an facially ugly hollywood star would do well too

While I agree with you, that falls under money and status still. You need 2/3 to satisfy the holy triumvirate of LMS. I mean height honestly doesn't matter. I wish it did because that would be good for me. [Personal Anecdote] but I have seen many not very tall people be A-ok and it was the tall guy who got cut out

not very tall

but also not short

Is 5'6/5'7 short. Honestly not sure. There is a golden range though from short to tall

it's on the border

Im also 6'2, the difference is you get treated like a man and not disrespected at least but doesnt do anything on getting females. I wouldve roped by now if i was short

Wait that's actually right.

great to hear

Lol

It's funny because they dont even ask why dont you have a girlfriend, because they already know.

Yep. They think i will betabuxx tbh. But relatives always ask me if i'm seeing anybody, and i'm like: "stop fucking pretending"

You complained just so they would cheer you up for some validation.

Man, a kid wanting validation from his parents. How evil.

Yeah what a madlad

(((Username))) checks out

Oy vey

Ha me too,but she called my sister a model

They weren't leading you on with this false sense of confidence that would catastrophically crash when you finally were faced with the real world. At the same time, though, they weren't overly cruel by just saying "Yeah, you are."

Your parents were doing what they could to make you tough enough for life.

he cute

you aight whiteboy?

shiiiet ya no me to good homi

You aight, whiteboi.

Not even my own mother would tell me that. She says i am nice.

you are a very handsome young man

tee hee

someone has to say it. he is valuable

This to fucking close to home.when I was a teen they had another kid. All I could think was "I hope he/she isn't ugly."

This is actually a dank meme

Even if I could have kids I wouldn't since I don't my kids being incel or ugly.

There's a reason the phrase "face only a mother could love" is a phrase.

Most of us have a face not even a mother could love.

Mogs me

Lol

I'm sure you guys are better looking than what you give yourselves credit for.

Just be confident bro.

Not as good looking as this Walrus, not even close!

Lol

Lol 6 downvotes after giving positive feedback. Good lord you people are pathetic.

Oh well, what can ya do? 🤷‍♀️

I’m in awe of your perseverance.

Cause it’s bluepilled garbage clearly if your own mother doesn’t call you handsome or compliment you in any way you’re clearly fucking ugly. I hate all bluepillers, they can’t use their brains and rely solely on feelings to function.

Platitudes don't work on us, we're about reality here, this is why we call ourselves "black-pilled".

how many downvotes would someone get if he commented

I'm sure your life isn't that bad as you think it is

to /r/depression?

Elephant seal

Most of the males of that species die incel.

My parents never lied to me. They said the most bitter Truths on my face. So I never had a illusion about myself

Having a girlfriend was banned throughout my life because Indian parents only allow arranged marriages.

Kek

Most of us have a face not even a mother could love.