Officecels know this bullshit all too well

73  2018-05-25 by yogfan101

74 comments

Why are you complimenting women? Fucking cuck

ikr. wtf

This never happens. You ever made this has never worked a day in their life

No, you’ve just never been truly hideously ugly a day in your life. A little acid can fix that though.

No, you’ve just never been truly hideously ugly a day in your life. A little acid can fix that though.

I bet you couldn't even make hydrochloric acid you useless worm

just mix water and chlorine bro

Lmao

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cope

I've seen shit like this in my coop's all the time

You're delusional then

how is it delusion I've literally seen chads in the healthcare setting be flirty with nurses, if some ugly as fuck looking guy said half the shit a hotshot chad doc I shadowed for a while said there'd be sexual harassment lawsuits

You can't prove that.

Whoever added the meme text really sucks at punctuation.

A metaphor for life, really.

If you're an ugly fat bastard then nobody will want you except other fat whales, lower your fucking standards

Fat whales want chad.

They won't get them either

Yes they will. Chad thinks all women are beautiful. Women think only Chad is beatiful.

Landwhales are "Chad or Cats"

Lol true actually.

Why does the lead singer of Fallout Boy work in her office?

a roastie divorce raped him so he had to get a real job

JUST

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up

Never comment on peoples’ appearances.

Unless you're Chad

Even then, don’t make negative comments. Negative comments from Chad are extra HR fire.

Well of course.

The fat ugly guy is a 3. He should be going after 3s. This group is pathetic. Stop wanting models when you aren’t a model. If you look like a hairless mole rat then you should be dating a hairless mole rat.

As a 4/10 i'd like my looksmatch, please, thank you...

At least you admit you’re a 4/10. Idk if that’s reaching trollish looks or what...

Oh, he's not a 3.

I was being generous. He actually isn’t even on the scale. He looks inbred.

He's 1.5/10

Lmao you must be new here.

I am. Found a post on the hot page. I sorta cringed because of it. Decided to see what the subreddit is about. It’s pretty sad here. Too many people playing the victim and none are actually doing anything about it. Its not that complicated to actually do something about it. Just because you’re ugly isn’t a reason. It’s more than that. “Normies” are more outgoing than these.. incels? I still don’t know what that word means. These incel guys have no personality and are stale as Kroger’s 3 day donuts, yet they want fun exciting chicks to want them. It’s pretty pathetic.

Who said incels only want fun, exciting and good looking girls?

I don’t know what an incel is! Lol The few posts that I have seen gave me the impression that they want girls out of their league.

Most incels just want their looksmatches but would still gladly settle with uglier girls if it was possible.

I established that I’m new here. What’s a looksmatches? Does that mean someone in their league? Maybe incels are full of themselves and see themselves as 4/10 and don’t want to settle for a 2/10 when in reality they’re 2/10..

I doubt they would. I’ve gotten the impression that they won’t settle for an overweight chick with B.O. and acne, when that is exactly what the guy looks/smells like.

I mean look at the pic that we are currently commenting about. The guy is hideous when the chick is decent.

The comic from the OP is just pointing out: "it's only creepy if you're ugly".

Do you really believe that’s it? It has nothing to do with the fact that the chick is better looking than him? I bet if an incel did that to an uggo chick, it would make her day.

You’re right. I’m new here. Idk why I’m trying to debate this. You obviously know more than I do. Thank you for educating me. So basically incels are guys that want a chick, but can’t get one.

You're overthinking it. What difference would it make if the girl in the comic was a fat landwhale?

I might be overthinking it.

The difference is that the guy wouldn’t hit on a land whale.

No, that guy wouldn't. But plenty of thirsty betas and normies would.

You’re now making up words or I have been disconnected for too long.

Fuck off, then

No it wouldn't. Ugly women despise ugly men. Ugly women can fuck and date men who are leagues above them in looks. Ugly men get nothing. STFU

Stop playing the victim. I am going to use this example once more. I’m sure your dad is less than a normie (idk if I’m using that term correctly) and he got laid at least once which is how you were born. Maybe he wasn’t as much of a loser as you are. I’m guessing he had a personality and a good job. He didn’t sit behind a keyboard complaining.

My dad was way better looking than I was at my age. Again, fuck off.

I don’t need to fuck off. I’m taking a wild guess here and I might be 100% wrong, but I’m guessing you are out of shape. You are obese. You play card games or PC games. You don’t go out much. If I am correct, it’s not your looks that are holding you back. I know plenty of ugly guys with hot gfs. Maybe have a personality.

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Why did you delete it?

I didn't because of fucking queen roastie u/Board_Gaming being a GARBAGE MOD

I was curious as to see what excuse you were going to use. Do you have a journal or an app that keeps track of the excuses you want to use? Because all I’m getting from you is excuses. Anyways, it was fun talking to you.

Good, fuck off forever cunt

I can tell you, that it’s 30% your looks and 70% your attitude. Stop being so angry. Expand your vocabulary.

It is 100% looks

Would you fuck an ugly girl if she had an amazing personality? Assuming you're some good looking person talking down to me.

I bet you wouldn't.

No one wants to fuck an ugly man with a good personality. You can't fuck a personality. And being dominant and uncaring is more attractive than being kind and loving.

I will be 100% honest with you because I don’t care what you think.

Is she just ugly or is she fat and ugly? I can’t date/fuck a fat chick. I don’t care if she’s hot, a fat chick is a turn off. Now if she’s ugly, but is smart, funny, passionate, caring, and had a great body then YES I would fuck her. Not only fuck her, but marry her. Looks fade fast. That is the honest truth. I’ve dated, as my friends like to call them, mundane chicks. I am constantly told that I am very attractive and I shouldn’t settle for these average girls, but I don’t want a hot girl that is a dunce. I like to make a chick laugh and have her make me laugh. Someone that can actually hold up a conversation. A chick with an education beats a pretty face and no brain. Maybe I was into looks when I was in high school, but I’m over the cheer leaders. I’m more into the charismatic type of chicks. Go ahead and call me a liar that I want a real life Barbie looking girl, but it’s the honest truth.

Except she would not be ugly. Because for a woman to be ugly with a good body, she would have to have a very unfortunate looking face. Which is rare. So a woman with a good body would be average at the very least.

But you wouldn't fuck a fat girl with a good personality. Looks are more important than personality.

I didn’t mean good body as in big tits and big ass. I meant good body as in she’s not fat. I see fat as I see hygiene. There is no excuse for that shit. If a chick is fat, it’s because she doesn’t care about herself or that she’s lazy and doesn’t want to work hard. That’s why I won’t fuck a fat chick. Laziness is a turn off.

But 99% of women who aren't fat are decent looking. You don't like fat girls because of laziness. You dislike fat girls because fat people are just ugly. Nothing to do with being lazy. Fat people are ugly and most people do not want to date and fuck ugly people (especially men, plenty of men would not mind fat bitches)

Again, looks >>>>> personality

Fine, you win.

So pretty new here too but I've figured out most of the lingo.

Incel: Involuntary celibate

Looksmatch: somebody who is the same number on some arbitrary scale.

Cuck: a guy who treats women nicely and maybe in a relationship (implying there girl are fucking Chads behind their back)

Chads: Really attractive men.

Chadlites: Not attractive enough to be Chads, but too good looking to be normies.

Normies/Normans: Average looking guys

Stacys: Really attractive girls, but also carries the implication of them being vapid, Chad hungry sluts

plutonium female friendship Gives you cancer in 20 years.

If you looked through my comment history, why didn't you just respond to the comment where I made that typo?

Isn't that how the sub views most women anyways?

[I see this meme has reached the last step](https://pics.me.me/the-meme-chain-4chan-reddit-9gag-18805654.png)

Eh... this is the equivalent to a fat black female telling a jogger he's in great shape. It doesn't mean anything when she says it.

its because shes black

Or you fucking freaks could not be so creepy about it.

Ok but if the first one was “mmmmmmmm, looking good Susan” it would be creepy as well. I don’t feel like this has as much to do with the looks as it does how the comment is made. One is light hearted and one is purposefully made creepy?

Totally this! The "mmmmmm" disgusts me as a man! I can't imagine from the female perspective...

I agree. There’s a big difference in the way these are being said. Any person regardless of looks that’s says the mmmmm version is going to come off creepy

There's an edited version of this comic in which both guys are saying the exact same thing because people would latch on the the ugly guy saying "MMMM" and would claim that's why she wants to call HR. Just goes to show how some people will grasp at anything to disagree with us.

Rules of life:

Step 1: Be attractive. Step 2: Don’t be unattractive.

Landwhales are "Chad or Cats"

Lol true actually.