If I was one of those two people,
I wouldn't be lost and homeless. I wouldn't be alone and lonely.
I could spend my life looking at her face,
If,
I had a million bux, plastic surgery goes a long way.
I had a million bux, plastic surgery goes a long way.
This is major cope, plastic surgery will just take you to uncanny valley and you'll still looks less than, you can never make up for actual god gifted bones.
Good joke. Swingers clubs are filled with ugly and at best average looking people. Although rich good looking celebrities do have sex parties (with each other) so perhaps you have a point.
33 comments
1 Hot_Incele_Rae 2018-05-25
They were at the Rockets Warriors game today. Is there any point in being alive if this isn't your life?
1 febreezeguy 2018-05-25
round here white boys that look like this get robbed or stabbed
1 NewLoadsOfFun 2018-05-25
White guys who are 6'6 and a solid 270 (?) Lbs of muscle are the mugging targets?
1 febreezeguy 2018-05-25
That don’t mean shit when u got a gun in your face pussy nigga
1 itsbeenover 2018-05-25
Lmfao @ this guy's reply
1 AspieCel47 2018-05-25
If I was one of those two people, I wouldn't be lost and homeless. I wouldn't be alone and lonely. I could spend my life looking at her face, If, I had a million bux, plastic surgery goes a long way.
1 AspieCel47 2018-05-25
Life is pain, but you must admit, they're a cute couple. Too bad she probably has the hots for a better Chad ;)
1 Tarkakabhai 2018-05-25
I know him, he is on reddit.
1 rubbish_everywhere 2018-05-25
The chad in this pic is just a high tier normie. Negative canthal tilt and horrible upper third
1 TurboTrashman 2018-05-25
COPE
1 AprilYi20 2018-05-25
This is major cope, plastic surgery will just take you to uncanny valley and you'll still looks less than, you can never make up for actual god gifted bones.
1 AspieCel47 2018-05-25
I wholeheartedly agree, I was being facetious.
1 mrThesselrot 2018-05-25
Man deserves slightly better me thinlks.
Then again, people this hot are probably sleeping around each other anyway / going to whats it called...swingers parties and shit.
1 Hot_Incele_Rae 2018-05-25
Good joke. Swingers clubs are filled with ugly and at best average looking people. Although rich good looking celebrities do have sex parties (with each other) so perhaps you have a point.
1 Tarkakabhai 2018-05-25
Just be a swinger bro.
1 futmut 2018-05-25
I bet they pass their free time on IT...or maybe not?!😂
1 harambeazn 2018-05-25
Nah, they go on instagram and twitter
1 harambeazn 2018-05-25
maybe gymcelling is worth it (provided the face is average or above, height isnt manlet tier)
1 Hot_Incele_Rae 2018-05-25
Yeah the guy (JJ Watt) is 6'5 and like 130 kg. Just be a hulk bro.
1 harambeazn 2018-05-25
Damn
1 kj107 2018-05-25
Imagine living life like while looking like that. Every fucking day filled with validation. Jfml.
1 itsbeenover 2018-05-25
Shout outs to the rockets though. CP3 put in WORK.
Fucking Justin Timberlake was sitting next to this chad getting mogged (he was also alone and didn't bring his girl)
NBA playoffs this year is so litty
1 Hot_Incele_Rae 2018-05-25
Hopefully his hamstring pulls up ok. As long as the Warriors don't make the finals I'll be happy. Rockets in 7 whoo
1 itsbeenover 2018-05-25
Yeah that was a scary fall. They'll need him, especially since Harden wasn't shooting too well.
Boston also putting in work. We might have the top seeds, who are also somehow underdogs, make it to the finals
1 destiny-draw 2018-05-25
Dude this series has been crazy. Will we finally not have a cavs vs warriors final.
1 itsbeenover 2018-05-25
The conference finals are such lifefuels
1 WhyNotLayDownAndRot 2018-05-25
i’m gonna be so fucking bored once the seasons over
1 itsbeenover 2018-05-25
Lol I'm going to rope.. I guess i can watch baseball but my team is kinda ass
1 Tatsasumi 2018-05-25
HE'S THE POINT-GOD
1 itsbeenover 2018-05-25
Pretty chad pg ngl
1 Hnjkxc 2018-05-25
Yea thats stacy i love her
1 bengalsturntup5532 2018-05-25
I think he has a ugly mug, just he's huge and built
1 fleece19900 2018-05-25
They are old though
1 fleece19900 2018-05-25
Should find the pics from when they were twenty. Yeah they are clearly Chad and Stacey but a bit too aged.
1 TheGodPlant 2018-05-25
Sexual Moggedmorphism
1 Hot_Incele_Rae 2018-05-25
Hopefully his hamstring pulls up ok. As long as the Warriors don't make the finals I'll be happy. Rockets in 7 whoo
1 destiny-draw 2018-05-25
Dude this series has been crazy. Will we finally not have a cavs vs warriors final.
1 Tatsasumi 2018-05-25
HE'S THE POINT-GOD