stupid cunt gets BTFO by ellen muskrat

689  2018-05-25 by azucel

122 comments

Elon Musk sounds really professional. Hope nobody here has paid a deposit for a new Tesla....

200k$ for a Tesla, being comparative to 10x more expensive Bugatti?

The difference being that if you put down a deposit on a Bugatti, you know you'll in time receive a Bugatti.

Tesla are making about a tenth as many cars as they need to be, and they're having to raise even more money to do it. I'm glad I'm not one of their creditors!

Thanks, i didn't know bout dat. That must suck. The car price is ridicoulsly low given the specifics. Still can't afford it myself. Would rather buy myself Challenger Demon for 100k

Sure. Insinuate that you are a controlling sexist (because you lack to knowledge of the field you are exploring and the laws surrounding it) and then blame the guy for a lack professionalism. You cunts have no standards.

Your women can literally do no wrong even if they lie to your face. But the men, damned if you do, damned if you don’t.

Get fucked.

Get fucked.

Thanks, I do ;-)

By a truck.

high iq

He sounds really successful too. Meanwhile youre posting on incels at 5 am

Oof.

Yes he has done an incredible job of convincing state and federal government to subsidise his businesses with billions of dollars of taxpayer's money on the basis of 'green technology' credentials. It is quite something....

Right. Taxpayer money is much better spent on the clinton foundation or buying 20 million copies of some jag off politicians "book".

Moron

So you're ok with crony capitalism and corruption as long as the beneficiary is someone "cool" like a guy who can sell you an electric car?

Are you sure you're not a lefty liberal sjw? You seem to have a boy in common with them!

Ignoring the fact that they are leading the globe in rocket technology and satalite launches while the nanny state continues to bail out paupers and braindead single mothers who cant keep their claptraps shut instead of funding space exploration.

You are braindead.

They aren't "exploring space" Captain Picard, they are delivering money making satellites into low earth orbit. And If they are such market leaders then why do they need taxpayer support? Let people who actually want to put satellites up pay for the full cost of the launch like they pay for any other service they have to buy.

You sound like a libertarian.

Daily reminder that Elon Musk did NOTHING for incel culture!

Well he proved that all a hideous man needs to do to have an attractive wife is become a billionaire, popularize the electric car, then launch rockets into space.

Lmao there’s no way you actually consider Elon hideous.
Also, shout out to him dating Grimes.

He’s got an enormous head, weird lips, beady eyes, and an odd looking nose. Plus he’s fat and has a double shin. Look up some candid photos of him.

Lmao i can almost assure you, even if all of those things are true and you deem him as the most ugly man in the world, he’s at least more attractive than 30% of the men in the US, and if he somehow isn’t, he objectively still isn’t hideous

We all have double shins.

that moment when you shins have double chins. over for shinchincels

He had work done after he got rich.

He got a hair transplant which definitely helped. Back in like 2005 he had like a norwood 6

This Elon is a 6/10, he only proves that being NT is the most important trait to leading a happy life if you're below an 8/10.

No amount of "success" will save you from a life of misery if you weren't born NT.

Tf is NT

Neurotypical

he has a god tier chin but his eyes are bad

he is not chad but has a healthy normie status and grimes is gold digging, as was amber heard before when he dated her.

Amber Heard is extremely hot but not BILLION DOLLAR ALIMONY hot

well at least he didn't marry her like johnny depp

depp was a chad in his prime, flat out. I think that living a halo effected life made him believe blue pill shit and he thought despite being older he could get married to her cuz she loved him for his personality. just kek. she divorce raped him and got some millions, she said she would donate it all to abuse victim charities but she lied and only donated 1 mill of it.

I didn't realize she never married Elon Musk.

Amber Heard is actually the ultimate Stacy. She kept a multi-billionaire on the hook as a beta orbiter after breaking his heart

the funny thing is depp and heard met on the set of the movie rum diaries. in that, at first she is dating chad chinned aaron echkhart. but then she meets and even chaddier tall Puerto rican guy at a club, dances with him and fucks him cheating on the lesser chad. this was written by based hunter s Thompson and you'd think all of this woulda clued depp in

He should upgrade to Teresa Palmer instead of the succubus, they both look exactly the same anyways.

I think that living a halo effected life made him believe blue pill shit and he thought despite being older he could get married to her cuz she loved him for his personality.

Alot of these older chad/almost chads are blue pilled as fuck from a lifetime of positive treatment from females

Hey, enjoythedecline2043, just a quick heads-up:
alot is actually spelled a lot. You can remember it by it is one lot, 'a lot'.
Have a nice day!

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I can understand why and I'd be blue pilled too if I had years of women approaching and wanting me. it must be brutal to have that all dry up suddenly. I know depp looked like chad longer than most into his 40s but he basically hit the chad wall, pics of him recently look rough.

it must be brutal to have that all dry up suddenly.

He had a good run.

Would u rather be a chad who hit the wall and get divorced raped for a billion dollars or have the blackpill brutally shoved in ur face when u hit puberty in middle school and live a bleak, misanthropic existence where the failio effect taints everyone u talk to or everything u try to do?

NT?

Is he hideous? Please.

hideous

Quite the hyperbole

He's not hideos in the least. He is handsome and hot. Especially condiering he's 47. How do most men look at 47?

Like their skin is made of leather and stretched a little too far. They get bags under their eyes and lots of laugh lines that they can hide with makeup during interviews and recorded presentations. They also get hairplugs if they can afford it, using the money they made from PayPal.

Halo effect. He’d be posting here if not for his fame.

Yeah, he was ugly at 28 before hairplugs, but he looks good now. Maybe with help, but he still looks good. He's no George Soros, it wouldnt be hard to fuck him.

It’s like a reversed halo effect despite evidence to the co ready.

If someone loses weight and it attractive is it reversed halo effect?

The"evidence" is what you have in front of you right now. it's what you see, its what you get.

you should stop at 'become a billionaire', they don't give a shit about anything else. Musk isn't even the first one to fund space and electrics, I don't get his retard fanbase pretending he invented them.

Launch rockets bro!

Naw he proved this sub's point

https://imgur.com/a/hmGSWh9

He was quasi-incel before gymcelling and hairplugs and gazillions of dollars...If anything he's another case story of LMS

Dudes fat. I mean he’s pushing 50 so I’m sure it’s harder for him, but gymcelling? Lol

he did also have to get jaw implants

he is a rare incel to escape thru billions of dollars and surgery maxxing

hes a tall ecomorph with an above average face. hes attractive to women even without the money and success

he only cares about people that directly benefits him in some way

femoid detected

There is only so much one man can do

What the fuck do you want him to do about incells on the internet he is planning to colonize mars

Was....was he supposed to? Elon spending even a moment of energy on "incel culture" would be a tragic waste of the man's talents.

And nothing of value was lost.

Can someone explain this Elon musk situation. Are these journalists insinuating that no newspaper company has ever been bought off, or did something in favour for donations?

His suppressed twerpatude is showing. It was only a matter of time, I guess.

His what now?

Probably something he heard on the bing bong theory and thought it was clever

I'm pretty sure he has to hate Big Bang theory.

Practically everybody who is both smart & not autistic hates it with a passion.

Too be fare you need an extremely high IQ to understand that show

Elon Muskrat appeared on an episode of Bong Theory. I think he's autistic though

Or he's into publicity whoring.

Dunno. Lubos Motl also likes it, inexplicably.

As someone who has been following Tesla for a while but does not own any of their vehicles, the media keeps exaggerating problems with Tesla (over years) and it seems like Musk has finally run out of coolant.

my only problem with the tesla is it's too expensive he does need to address that

That's the goal, release the expensive cars to get down to the $35k car. After that, the Toyotas and Hondas can really start developing for the 20k markets. Might not exactly be on schedule but the train is coming...

But. We already have electric trains...

its the first big electric car of course its expensive lol

No she's saying it's inappropriate for good journalism, not that it doesn't happen.

Implying good journalism even exists anymore. And I can guarantee sharon jewbergers article was probably another hit piece

wow so the black pill makes you hate jews huh didn't know that was part of incel culture

Well Jews are part of the problem

they push feminism meanwhile in Israel they have a far right apartheid regime going on

yup. they are legit making the west stupid just so they can fuel Israel. clever cunts.

Didnt you know? We are all alt right white racists.

Fuck off, Communist scum.

Ouch I did nazi that coming

But how are people supposed to know that they aren't lying by omission, do you expect the average person to check varying different outlets from different countries? Or what if they ignore certain topics all together, does that not constitute bias? Or what if they just make their own stories that no one can verify? Being a journalist doesn't mean your going to be honest, I don't understand why these reporters are getting upset at Musk pointing that out.

always good to see a woman get publicly humiliated like this

Tesla wouldn't show a journalist classified intel and tech on the factory floor. He's covering up his bs.

mt. everest cope

Elon's social media team is on the ball. I'm constantly seeing new posts from him slamming fools and bullshiters.

(((Weinberger)))

It's a berg or a stein 100% of the time.

This was a stupid reply. Check out the journalists reply to that tweet. Elon is the cunt here. It has been proven that journalist already got clearance, and what elon wanted was an article review which no journalist with any sense of integrity would agree to. Moronic elon fanboys are suckling up to that asshole

woman worshiping cuck

^ negative iq moron

^ soylent aficionado

With a name that starts with PM_ME_YOUR, you can assure his messages were posted from a Nintendo Switch. Just ignore and move on sir

you're drunk on soy go home

Boy

Just because you have clearance to see classified things doesn't mean you can post the details on your fucking facebook

You moron she was never allowed to see classified things. All the people she spoke to were vetted throughly.

Oh I didn't realize you were there

getting downvoted for covering your asses

Oh look! A triggered little purple-haired soyboy! Did your sippy-cup run out of soy milk? How sad! 😥

In a classified environment, everything going out has to be reviewed. Are you retarded?

She was right...don't let tone influence your opinion of whether Elon 'won', he's dismissive of every critic whether they have a point or not...

don’t let the tone influence your opinion

Congratulations you just unravelled the truth about how women argue

Weinberger? I think she may have an (((agenda)))...

It's a berg or a stein 100% of the time.

There is no way a journalist would have had access to that kind of intel.

Musk is lying

Kwajalein Atoll has been leased by the United States for missile testing and other operations from well before independence for the Marshall Islands. Although this military history has influenced the lives of the Marshall Islanders who have lived in the atoll through the war to the present, the military history of Kwajalein has prevented tourism.[clarification needed]

SpaceX updated facilities on Omelek Island to launch its commercial Falcon 1 rockets. The first successful Falcon 1 orbital space launch from Omelek was conducted in 2008.[48] It could launch Falcon 9 rockets into polar and geosynchronous orbit. Due to a disagreement about building a new launch pad on Omelek, between either the US military or the RMI,[clarification needed] SpaceX moved their main facilities to the US and no longer uses the facilities in the atoll.[49]

Since 2000, Kwajalein has become one of five preferred locations from which Pegasus rockets can be launched into equatorial orbit.[50] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kwajalein_Atoll#21st_century

she might have gotten that info if she went there and reported on everything going. there are embedded reporters with the military all the time and if they report something they're not supposed to the get Michael hastingsed

What the fuck does this have to do with incels

Because women bad

Elon is the man I want to be.

Cool. What does that have to do with inceldom?

jusy good to see a roastie get told

Why? I thought incels weren't a hate group

he is being savage af lately

r/muderedbywords

Roasties LITERALLY disclose classified US missile technology to hostile nations. Give me a fucking break with these whores

Does she know how journalism works?

Editors and owners pre-approve everything.

Just launch a rocket into space bro

Sharon wein(((BERGER)))

Get owned, bitch.

(((weinberger)))

The only thing this proves is that musk doesn’t know how journalism works

caring about how journalism works

Elon Musk is a 1/10 yet managed a 8/10 wife. Absolutely based.

Hope Spacex makes sexbots by 2020s.

never trust the lugenpresse

Did this actually happen? Why the hell would Elon even respond? the dude is better than this.

Kwajalein Atoll has been leased by the United States for missile testing and other operations from well before independence for the Marshall Islands. Although this military history has influenced the lives of the Marshall Islanders who have lived in the atoll through the war to the present, the military history of Kwajalein has prevented tourism.[clarification needed]

SpaceX updated facilities on Omelek Island to launch its commercial Falcon 1 rockets. The first successful Falcon 1 orbital space launch from Omelek was conducted in 2008.[48] It could launch Falcon 9 rockets into polar and geosynchronous orbit. Due to a disagreement about building a new launch pad on Omelek, between either the US military or the RMI,[clarification needed] SpaceX moved their main facilities to the US and no longer uses the facilities in the atoll.[49]

Since 2000, Kwajalein has become one of five preferred locations from which Pegasus rockets can be launched into equatorial orbit.[50] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kwajalein_Atoll#21st_century

she might have gotten that info if she went there and reported on everything going. there are embedded reporters with the military all the time and if they report something they're not supposed to the get Michael hastingsed