This is because people want to copy what they see in porn

cope

Some girls are just crazy like that. I hooked up with this girl I knew from HS once a few years after we graduated. She told me to put it in her ass and tell her when I was about to cum. I told her, and she quickly turned around and put it in her mouth. I didn't even asked her to do that, it was all her idea and initiative. I was just like WTF. Stopped responding to her messages and calls after that lol.

Yeah im sure theres a fair few girls who are weird sexually, those people will always exist. But i dont think this is a majority of girls and those who do try it probably only do so bc they saw it in a porno, not bc they actually want to taste that hole. If they did it would be more common to "clean up" after anal like it is common with regular sex or masturbation

You gay?

Premise 1 and Premise 2 are correct, but the conclusion is not correct.

No, all you can conclude from this is that some women who are into anal aren't fucking incels.

Maybe there's a lesson in that? Poop doesn't go around obsessing about appearance, rating people with numbers, or sharing really unattractive opinions about how awful women are left right and centre.

but the conclusion is not correct.

describes that the conclusion is, in fact, correct.

We got the next Einstein in here.

So you ARE saying incels are worse than shit, two posts after denying women think so too.

On a scale of 1-10, what is your IQ?

You see, there you go again, always scoring and ranking things, as though there's a numerical answer to why you're not getting laid.

All I'm saying is that incels frequently do exhibit one or two characteristics that are really quite unattractive and shitty.

Not even a hug...

its over

bruh.

Good poem

I haven’t heard of this happening. Anyone have any stories.

All of this is porn though. No typical girl in their right mind would do this. Most guys would be pretty disgusted. I would.

You’d be surprised what girls do when they are drunk. Have you never kissed a girl?

I want a girl to romantically love me and care about me to the same extent that I would to her.

Just be confident bro. Looks don’t matter.

saying this unironically on /r/braincels in 2018

lol i laughed

This has to be bait

Let's be real, looks matter a lot, but so does confidence, personality, and many other things.

looks matter a lot, but so does confidence, personality, and many other things.

And if you're below a certain margin of the former, the latter doesn't make a difference.

You recommend that people on this sub just work out and generally improve themselves. I ask that you explain why your recommendations, when applied, did fuck all for my romantic prospects, while plastic surgery did.

If looks matter, why the fuck is it so hard to accept that some people here are just not attractive enough.

Status is probably the most important. If you have every high status then you will get laid. Looks are second.

No, looks are definitely first.

No status is. Look at ugly guys with high status sleep with hot girls. I’ve seen it before.

Wrong. Looks will get you laid many times over regardless of status. The fact that an ugly guy needs status to get women proves looks are more powerful.

Actually it proves status is more powerful. You think a good looking guy can get laid if he’s super awkward or can’t talk to girls. Doesn’t happen unless the guy as insane status.

If your good looking and social, girls will assume you have high status and therefore they will sleep with you.

You're an IQcel.

Chads get laid regardless of status, personality, game, or any other factor. Ugly dudes *require* status to get laid.

Yeah I have a high iq. I’m also not an incel so your only half correct.

*you're

No one gets that, not even Chad.

How old are you?

Are you putting in any effort to increase your chances?

Have you even tried?

Lol

I mean, you're a Nazi, so it's probably for the best that no woman will come near you.

No woman would do this if she wasn't getting paid. Thinking it's normal is the product of thousands of hours of pornography consumption paired with this cult.

Not true at all, tons of amateur atm porn

I'll have to take your word on that. You're the expert.

You're joking, right? They absolutely do.

I thought ass to mouth as something completely different.

Lolll

I once picked up a chinese girl, fucked her a few times at my house. Next time that I seen her, I was out drinking at a bar but my friends went home, messaged her to come out and we headed to the casino to continue on. Later that night I grabbed her hand and led her to the disabled bathroom and pissed all over her, and then later made her suck me off. Good times.

Love semi-Chad

Most females consider you on the same level or lower than homeless people. You are human dogshit to them.

What's wrong with homeless people?

They don't have homes.

Usually mental illness/drug addiction

I wonder what's wrong with lacking a home. Hrmmmm i wonder whatever could it be/...../.?/?

Try being homeless and getting a date. Thats the point, you are invisible to women like incels

Anyone who denies this is coping hard. One of my Chadlite friends used to get rimjobs from his gf. I was with this friend once at the gym where we ran into his gf. Keep in mind I'm a 5'4 coping manlet, when I saw his gf after she left I told him "god damn man she has a nice rack". The dude is kinda slow and when his gf asked about what I think about her (why would she even care is beyond me) he told her that I thought that she had a nice rack, to which she replied "ew what a creep no wonder he has no gf". Moral of the story, a girl won't take a compliment from a manlet without being offended but would orally stimulate Chad's anus. Just LOL.

Congratulations. You have literally no social awareness. You don't understand why a woman might not appreciate having her breasts commented on by a friend of her boyfriend.

To the rest of the world, this is painfully obvious.

When your hobby is correcting virgins on an internet forum

If I was as tall as her bf or as good looking as him she wouldn't react that way, guaranteed, it would be seen as being a little kinky, but nah, I'm a manlet so it's ok for her to degrade me.

You continue to prove that you don't understand how basic social interactions work.

Dude. You can't just say to a woman "nice tits". That's rude and creepy af. Extra creepy and rude if you're a friend of her bf. Nothing about your height, all about your lacking social skills.

First of all, I did not use the words "nice tits". Secondly, I did not adress her directly, I just told her boyfriend which happens to a be a good friend of mine, quite a humble bragger because he explicitly said they only fucked anal, and that she gave him rimjobs regularly. This is not about my social skills however, the point > you > your mom. My point was that a very sexually active girl is offended by small words that were meant as a compliment when she does the most fucked up shit behind closed doors, which denotes ridiculous hypocrisy and no self-awareness at all.

It's about your attitude. It's still inappropriate and just creepy. Doesn't matter that he fucks her in the stinker, it's still plain weird. That's not a compliment and you're lost if you don't learn that.

whatever

Seriously? Do you have no guy friends or worked with guys before? Guys talk about girls like this all the time; everyone from Chad to incel. It's not a compliment most women will like to hear but to say it's 'creepy' to talk about women like that when they aren't even there is insane. Yes, guys like tits and we talk about it when alone. So fucking what? I guess you're either a woman or a male feminist.

Dude, saying it about the girlfriend to her boyfriend is wrong. Talking about them is totally okay.

Don't know what's wrong with being a woman or a feminist, though.

Only if the boyfriend is offended is it wrong. In which case he is free to tell the other guy to fuck off, cut it out or whatever, if he is intent on defending his girl's honor. Do you know these two friends relationship well enough to be offended on the friend's behalf?

He didn't say it to her though he told his friend/her bf, I'm a little conflicted because I haven't known any of my exes to react that way when I tell them about sexual compliments I've heard

Women are such a meme gender

It's great too. One of the hottest women I ever banged went ass to mouth then let me finish on her face.

My gf does anal but not ass to mouth lol.

saying this unironically on /r/braincels in 2018

This has to be bait

Let's be real, looks matter a lot, but so does confidence, personality, and many other things.

No status is. Look at ugly guys with high status sleep with hot girls. I’ve seen it before.