Time for me to recall an old quote for Ms Denying she's Dead. This is the response of Reginald D Hunter after being asked how many women he's charmed into bed'
"Mam I don't think you ever tried to sleep with a woman. They a little tougher than that. Even the ones that wanna fuck you are a little tougher than that. Even the ones that wanna fuck you. They are a little tougher than that."
"And I know what's she's sayin, that women love men who make them laugh but we all love people who make us laugh. Nah I ain't ever had a woman go "ehehehehh alright funny man cmon over and get this here pussy. You keep this up you gonna get some ass!"" there's probably more to that quote it's quite a long joke but the piece presented still has merit.
TLDR because I'm pretty sure your eyes fell out when Nixon was exposed for the Watergate Scandal. Humour isn't gonna get you laid. Therefore if it's your primary goal it's worth nothing.
20 comments
1 iamhopeless256 2018-05-23
I can't even make people laugh anymore
1 TurboTrashman 2018-05-23
Do they just wince in disgust?
1 MagratM 2018-05-23
Try finding single girls to amuse and have fun with.
1 Kar98kSnipe 2018-05-23
They’re holding out for Chad
1 MagratM 2018-05-23
Prove it.
1 lifeisbullshit95 2018-05-23
Low iq
1 MagratM 2018-05-23
Is that your problem? OK.
1 lifeisbullshit95 2018-05-23
salty 😂
1 jacketboundjester 2018-05-23
Time for me to recall an old quote for Ms Denying she's Dead. This is the response of Reginald D Hunter after being asked how many women he's charmed into bed'
"Mam I don't think you ever tried to sleep with a woman. They a little tougher than that. Even the ones that wanna fuck you are a little tougher than that. Even the ones that wanna fuck you. They are a little tougher than that."
"And I know what's she's sayin, that women love men who make them laugh but we all love people who make us laugh. Nah I ain't ever had a woman go "ehehehehh alright funny man cmon over and get this here pussy. You keep this up you gonna get some ass!"" there's probably more to that quote it's quite a long joke but the piece presented still has merit.
1 MagratM 2018-05-23
... I'm sure it does to someone.
1 jacketboundjester 2018-05-23
TLDR because I'm pretty sure your eyes fell out when Nixon was exposed for the Watergate Scandal. Humour isn't gonna get you laid. Therefore if it's your primary goal it's worth nothing.
1 MagratM 2018-05-23
Oh good. Because you're not funny.
1 jacketboundjester 2018-05-23
Cmon Ms Skeleton I'm trying to tickle some funny bones here!
1 MagratM 2018-05-23
You're failing.
I expect you hear that a lot.
1 jacketboundjester 2018-05-23
Less than you think.
1 Idk12344482305 2018-05-23
Seriously, they don’t exist.
1 MagratM 2018-05-23
Single girls? There's lots of them out there
1 Dear_Inevitable 2018-05-23
... Because guys are usually taller than girls, that's pretty likely lol
I don't even know why looked here, but Jesus it's bad
1 jacketboundjester 2018-05-23
You can leave whenever you want.
1 RawrXDOwO 2018-05-23
90% of the time. A guy will be taller than most girls.
Infact I'm 6'1" and have only met one woman who was taller than me(Probably Hyperpituitarism)
1 MagratM 2018-05-23
You're failing.
I expect you hear that a lot.