84 2018-05-23 by Sniveling_Cur
1 Chaddite 2018-05-23
Lol. I love doing the same to girls who say “I hate blond guys”.
1 PermanentRotter1 2018-05-23
Honesty is a virtue. The cunts on this subreddit should follow suit.
1 Hoeasss 2018-05-23
Absolute unit state of roasties
1 D_Gandy 2018-05-23
Why is this shit even in a Newspaper?
1 Luna4x0 2018-05-23
I feel like this probably came from a satire source. Who TF published this crap?
1 Legoman24 2018-05-23
AWALT
1 Fogfroof 2018-05-23
There is no such thing. You're either human or Female. Can't be both.
1 Board_Gaming 2018-05-23
I'm female and human.
1 CountyMcCounterson 2018-05-23
Then where are my milkies
1 trevmon2 2018-05-23
seriously I'm not seein them either
1 maskedcel 2018-05-23
Imagine having this many options in reverse.
Women: Life on tutorial mode.
1 thumpar72 2018-05-23
just ... wtf
1 ap018734 2018-05-23
Proud to be British.
1 SeacatsAndCicadas 2018-05-23
Sloots gonna sloot
1 mikepencetheincel 2018-05-23
Not that this doesn’t happen regularly in bongland but isn’t this from the Sunday Sport(British version of the Onion that puts out dumb “stories” like this).
1 TurboTrashman 2018-05-23
The author is "Becca", just two letters away from "Becky".
16 comments
1 Chaddite 2018-05-23
Lol. I love doing the same to girls who say “I hate blond guys”.
1 PermanentRotter1 2018-05-23
Honesty is a virtue. The cunts on this subreddit should follow suit.
1 Hoeasss 2018-05-23
Absolute
unitstate of roasties1 D_Gandy 2018-05-23
Why is this shit even in a Newspaper?
1 Luna4x0 2018-05-23
I feel like this probably came from a satire source. Who TF published this crap?
1 Legoman24 2018-05-23
AWALT
1 Fogfroof 2018-05-23
There is no such thing. You're either human or Female. Can't be both.
1 Board_Gaming 2018-05-23
I'm female and human.
1 CountyMcCounterson 2018-05-23
Then where are my milkies
1 trevmon2 2018-05-23
seriously I'm not seein them either
1 maskedcel 2018-05-23
Imagine having this many options in reverse.
Women: Life on tutorial mode.
1 thumpar72 2018-05-23
just ... wtf
1 ap018734 2018-05-23
Proud to be British.
1 SeacatsAndCicadas 2018-05-23
Sloots gonna sloot
1 mikepencetheincel 2018-05-23
Not that this doesn’t happen regularly in bongland but isn’t this from the Sunday Sport(British version of the Onion that puts out dumb “stories” like this).
1 TurboTrashman 2018-05-23
The author is "Becca", just two letters away from "Becky".
1 Luna4x0 2018-05-23
I feel like this probably came from a satire source. Who TF published this crap?