For those who may not know of bodybuilding.com, there's a sub-board over there called the 'miscellaneous' section. What was once a blissful place to discuss random talks in a friendly spot quickly got infested with the spergs and losers of the internet even to this day.

And that's where Dave comes in.

Dave was just a regular user on bodybuilding.com but after he became so much more.

Long story short

Dave goes to a bar

Meets a 'friendly' waitress

Gets her facebook

Notices she's engaged

Grabs a friend and records them both smashing her

Sends a message to the fiance explaining what happened and then the video (look up "yaboydave + epic win") for proof

Girl ends up getting dumped and doesn't take it very well

Now for round two...

Dave gets a message from his friend about a girl he's been seeing for a few weeks.

Apparently the femoid made out with a random guy at a club and one of her friends told him about it

F' denies anything happens and the friend that spoke out says she was mistaken and the kiss was just a peck on the cheek.

Dave's friend asks Dave to put some moves on her to find out if she is a cheater or not and gives him permission to smash

tl;dr: Chad in action

End Result: NSFW

After the second incident he got thrown into jail. RIP he was a true hero.