One is posted on /r/LadyBoners, the other on /r/justneckbeardthings. Can you guess who and why?

152  2018-05-22 by f0vlpeqvm0u1

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Dude James Comey gets posted every few hours. He's 6'8" and high status.

James Comey

He's 6 8? What the fuck

Yeah dude's a beast. Go watch video of him next to Trump.

Guy on the right hasn't even watched Gravity once. All he does is Saving Private Ryan marathons.

heh, can't wait to see that Gravity. My favourite Alpha Male George Clooney heading a sci fi movie.

Lawrence of Arabia on repeatt

All he does is Saving Private Ryan marathons.

Trucels do The Thin Red Line marathons.

Gravity was boring as fuck

In fact they do not look too different from each other.

Guy on right has a gay pose and filter, but what else, besides body fat?

Millimeters of bone

Spot on. Guy on the right has weak jawline

Guy on the left is much thinner and more attractive, has a better quality hat, has a neutral facial impression, beard stubble, and good complexion.

Guy on the right is fatter and uglier, has acne, no facial hair, bad hair, a cheap hat, a cheap suit, short stubby fingers, and most importantly a smug cocky look for some reason.

All those things you mention can be changed easily. So while I get that the guy on left is more attractive (or looks more attractive) I don't see how this relates to true inceldom.

Our problem is not how we dress, or acne, fat, etc. I'm not fat but I have a disgusting amount of acne on my right cheek because I don't care, but I could remove it without superhuman effort.

When we make comparations like this we often focus on things that are actually impossible/near impossible to change and that actually matter, like height, bone structure or race.

height

I guess? I've met plenty of 5'5' guys who do fine.

bone structure

Eh? I think you are over estimating how shallow women are. Also you could plastic surgery that out.

race

???

Really if you get in shape, dress well, and earn well you will be attractive.

Also if you have a god personality and get a good job you will be attractive. Woman are a lot less interested in looks then men. /r/ladyboners is a sub about looks, but that's not what interests women ultimately. Personality and personal success/drive/passion is what interests women.

Something you won't develop on reddit.

You are such a bullshitter. Just because you've met short guys who do well doesn't mean shit, you can't ignore the fact that women like tall men.

Saying "just get plastic surgery bro" is retarded because most surgeons won't even do any work on you until your facial bones stop growing around 22 or 23, and even then if the surgeon doesn't like your reasoning for wanting surgery, they won't perform it.

Yes, women are most attracted to white, non-MENA men.

Woman are a lot less interested in looks then men

You've got to be kidding?

You've got to be kidding?

How old are you? For real?

Women do not predominantly go for tall men. Average male height is 5 10 and in my experience only shallow bitchy women care about height. In my friends circles and with women I'm friends with height is near the bottom of what they care about.

They like tall men, but it's not at all a deal breaker. Same with dick size.

Tbh, you guys have no idea what women want or how they work and that (along with your refusal to become a better person) is why you fail.

Get in shape (not ripped, in shape). Read books. Get hobbies, get a career, and you will get a woman easily.

If it’s between a guy who is 5’ 10” and a guy who is 6’ 2”, they’re going to pick the taller one.

I’m probably in better shape than you are, attended better schools than you have, and will probably make more money than you. None of it matters. Face > anything else.

If it’s between a guy who is 5’ 10” and a guy who is 6’ 2”, they’re going to pick the taller one.

Absolutely not. This is the stupidest fucking thing I've ever read.

If it's between a 5'10" and a 6' 2" guy the guy who is more compatible in personality, who is funnier, sweeter, smarter, or whatever will win every time.

Stop trying to date bitchy hot girls and maybe you'll have better luck.

Utterly idiotic. Like I'd pick a few inches of height over a more compatible personality, puuulease.

You’re making assumptions about the type of women I go for now.

There’s this thing called the halo effect, meaning women are more likely to see the taller more attractive man as being “funnier, sweeter, and smarter.”

You’re making assumptions about the type of women I go for now.

Surely you see the irony in this statement?

There’s this thing called the halo effect, meaning women are more likely to see the taller more attractive man as being “funnier, sweeter, and smarter.”

There's this thing called being a fucking grown ass woman and making intelligent choices in a mate based on realistic maturity.

Sure 20 year old women might like to slut around with hot guys (and being a hot 20 year old women is a ton more work than being a hot 20 year old guy, sorry, it is).

But 20 year old hot guys want the same. Yes ugly people get left by the wayside to some extent.

No women are not super shallow, they are far more practical in a mate then men, men are the ones ashamed of being seen with an ugly women or having to date a fat girl. Men are the ones who are insecure about the looks of their partner.

Most women past 25 that I know (and I'm almost 30, woo) want intelligence, personality,humour, success all well before superficiality.

Yes you have to meet a certain basic standard, that does not include height. Be clean, be healthy, smell nice. These are obtainable things I guarantee you do not pass.

Let me ask you some questions:

  • How old are you

  • How tall are you

  • How much do you weigh

  • How often do you shower

  • How much education have you completed

  • What do you do for a living

  • Do you have a picture of yourself

Provide this information and I will quickly show you what's wrong and how to improve yourself enough to earn a woman's attraction.

Or whine to other losers on Reddit about how life isn't fair. Well you know what. Life's not fair. Stand up straight and do some work on yourself if you want things in life. Whining on the internet about how all 4 billion women on earth are soooo shallow isn't gonna fix anything, it's just gonna make you fatter, older, and more bitter.

Surely you see the irony in this statement

It's not ironic to say "women prefer taller men." That's a fact. It's not my opinion, it's the truth. There are actual scientific studies that prove that women are more attracted to taller guys. You judged who I specifically try to date.

Most women past 25 that I know (and I'm almost 30, woo) want intelligence, personality,humour, success all well before superficiality.

Because womens looks start to fade. After they fucked a ton of attractive men, they settle with a guy who is less attractive, less "spontaneous" and alpha, but a better provider.

Yes you have to meet a certain basic standard

Yes, a minimum looks threshold that incels do not meet

Be clean, be healthy, smell nice. These are obtainable things I guarantee you do not pass.

I'm not going to respond anymore if you're just going to keep saying I'm a fatass who smells.

Let me ask you some questions

I'm 21, 5' 10", 170 lbs, shower once a day, I start my undergrad degree at an Ivy League school next year, I'm in the Army, yes I have a picture and no I'm not giving it to you.

It's not ironic to say "women prefer taller men." That's a fact. It's not my opinion, it's the truth. There are actual scientific studies that prove that women are more attracted to taller guys. You judged who I specifically try to date.

And do you like thinner girls?

Just because girls like tall guys doesn't mean thats first in line. It's absolutely not.

I'm 21, 5' 10", 170 lbs, shower once a day, I start my undergrad degree at an Ivy League school next year, I'm in the Army, yes I have a picture and no I'm not giving it to you.

Then the problem is your fucking personality, cause you're above average height.

170.0 lbs = 77.11 kilograms


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The difference is that women can change their weight, men cannot change their height.

My personality is fine. I don't meet the minimum looks threshold, so I won't even get far enough for my personality to even play a role.

????

You are above average height????

I have a friend who's dating a guy whos taller than her for the first time ever and shes super happy about it, she's almost 40 and 5 foot 9.

You're either extremely unfortunate looking or your personality is a problem.

5 foot 10 is the top 40%. Not counting black people it's top 30%.

Your personality is the problem. Or you smell, lol.

I'm not talking about height I'm talking about looks...

Women do not predominantly go for tall men.

It helps people consider your other points which may very well be valid when you don't spout obvious lies. Women predominately prefer tall/taller men.

Yes, prefer, it's not the main focus of their interest. You guys are fucking stupid. Women like men who are smart and funny and confident and competent and cool. Height is nice, so is a sixpack, it's not even close to important any girl who wont date a guy based on height isn't worth dating, just like any guy who won't date a girl based on breast size isn't worth dating.

Im not really up for engaging in this after reading your other posts. It's obvious you are just a sexist and have this weird preconceived notion of who we are without knowing anything about us.

I will just say this women are not these magical beings you are trying to portray them as. Women are just as shallow as men if not more so. For many women height is a deal breaker. You pretending like it isn't is just insulting to every guy out there who has been turned down because "you are a few inches too short". I am lucky that I am 6 ft tall, but I have heard what women say about short guys when they think the tall one doesn't care. So don't give me that bullshit.

Everyone is shallow. Women are not more shallow than men. Maybe the shitty women you date.

Women do not predominantly go for tall men.

They absolutely do.

Average male height is 5 10 and in my experience only shallow bitchy women care about height.

So the vast majority of women are shallow bitches? I agree.

They like tall men, but it's not at all a deal breaker. Same with dick size.

Wrong. Height is definitely a deal-breaker, and so is dick size.

Lol, you guys don't have a clue, no wonder you can't get laid. Shitty people in shitty circles meet shitty people, generalize about all people. More at 11

Don't blame us because you are extremely ignorant and pathetic.

Lol, I'm 29, married, and we swing, I'm financially secure and happy, and have been in many relationships. I'm not ignorant or pathetic, you are.

Nope, you are definitely ignorant, pathetic and stupid. Your posts are the proof of that. I though that you were trolling at first, but you are truly ignorant and delusional.

Based on what? Lol. Sorry that I'm an adult in a loving relationship with duel income no kids and my life is going great.

But at least you dropped pathetic since objectively you're doing a lot worse in every aspect of your life, but ignorant and delusional, can't argue with that I guess, I'll take it as a compliment that from some loser who spends all his time on the incel subreddit whining about how if he wasnt so short he would get all the love.

Tom cruise is 5 foot 7, Prince is 5 foot 2, robert downey jr is 5 foot 8.

These are hot guys, the problem is you. You are a loser who doesn't understand anything about women or life.

Women's attraction isn't based on the visual as strongly as men, it's based on the persona, it's based on wealth, competence, personality, intelligence, and charisma.

There have been numerous studies on this. Men are highly visually based, while women are highly socially based. Women take cues from posture and behavior not from the physical.

But whatever, stay single, I really don't care.

Based on what? Lol. Sorry that I'm an adult in a loving relationship with duel income no kids and my life is going great.

But at least you dropped pathetic since objectively you're doing a lot worse in every aspect of your life, but ignorant and delusional, can't argue with that I guess, I'll take it as a compliment that from some loser who spends all his time on the incel subreddit whining about how if he wasnt so short he would get all the love.

I didn't drop pathetic. I still think that you are a pathetic, ignorant, stupid and immature person. And why should I be jealous of a failure like you? My salary is significantly higher than the average person in the Western world. And I don't spend much time on Reddit, but your post history clearly reveals that you spend much more time on Reddit than I do. So once again you fail like the pathetic loser you are. But I guess that it's no big deal seeing as you are used to that. And FYI; I don't want to be in a relationship with anyone, but if your reading comprehension was good, then you would have realized that.

Tom cruise is 5 foot 7, Prince is 5 foot 2, robert downey jr is 5 foot 8.

These are hot guys, the problem is you. You are a loser who doesn't understand anything about women or life.

Women's attraction isn't based on the visual as strongly as men, it's based on the persona, it's based on wealth, competence, personality, intelligence, and charisma. There have been numerous studies on this. Men are highly visually based, while women are highly socially based. Women take cues from posture and behavior not from the physical.

But whatever, stay single, I really don't care.

Ah yes, the classic celebrity example. Good job, retard. And good luck with your pathetic life on welfare.

You seem really sad and lonely. I hope you become happier.

and we swing

A LITERAL CUCK

JFL

Actually I have more sex with others than my spouse.

Overestimating how shallow women are? Wtf I don't even, do you know a single woman who has a preference for weak jawlines and receding chins?

I don't know a single human who has a preference for ugly people. That doesn't make it a deal breaker.

Your problem isn't your shitty chin it's your shitty attitude and lack of personal motivation to self improve.

Bill Gates is one ugly mother fucker and his wife is hot, why do you think that is.

Women are more attracted to non physical attributes than men.

Maybe after 30 when bitter and wrinkled, definitely not in high school or college.

Also, you don't know anything about me, and assume I don't do self improvement to fit your agenda. BS, I'm way ahead of most of my peers. Not in dating though, I wonder why.

Young hot people like to fuck other young hot people. Angry man babies can't get dates. Shocking.

Just date an ugly women. There's tons of them.

There are no ugly women attending my uni. Literally every non morbidly obese, physically able college-aged woman will be considered moderately attractive.

Zany, every girl on campus gets date but you can't. So you're the ugliest man on earth. That bites.

Right, just behave like a retard since you've nothing of substance to say. Basically equivalent of a pigeon shitting on a chessboard.

Ya got me goes back to being happily married with extra people on the side and a happy sex filled life

a cheap suit

As opposed to... a dirty tank top? Face it, you're judging them both solely on face. You could only list positive traits for the attractive guy, and negative traits for the unattractive guy. Your impression of both men was entirely derived by facial attractiveness.

It's a hot guy subreddit.

I wouldn't date the left guy just cause he's hot, I wouldn't date the right guy cause he looks like a smarmy douche.

And yeah, take care of yourself physically. The main reason woman like men who are i shape (NOT RIPPED, In shape) is because its a signifier of someone with their shit together. A guy who is not overweight and is somewhat strong is a guy who has motivation, who has drive and self care.

Why would a woman want to be with a guy who can't even take care of himself?

And why would a man want to be with a girl who can't even take care of herself? Yet this doesn't seem to be an issue for many people; in fact, the issue is that men don't want to be with a girl like that, because it's "fat shaming."

And who says we're not in shape?

They don't wanna be with a girl who can't take care of herself. That's why lots of girls starve themselves, and obsess about making themselves look good, they use cleansers, they wax, they use makeup they get their hair styled and their nails done.

Your average fat girl spends a lot more time on her appearance and looks okay (to a certain extent, there's a point where you've gone too fat, then your average fat guy. A guy or girl carrying an extra 30 pounds who otherwise dresses well and takes care of their appearance can look fine.

There's fat and then there's obese, and you don't have to be perfect, no one's perfect. Getting glistening sculpted muscles isn't the key to being attractive or put together, neither is being super skinny. There's a lot more to personal grooming then that.

But this is just one key. And ultimately you're missing the point.

You shouldn't be getting thin to get girls, you should be getting thin to love yourself, you should be fixing your appearance to love yourself, you should be showering to love yourself, you should be getting haircuts to love yourself, you should be wearing deoderant and cologne to love yourself.

You should be learning to love yourself, earning to get places for you.

When you are a good person because you love yourself, when you are happy and attractive because you want to be good for yourself. THEN You are attractive.

tee hee the guy on the left is so fashionable

One on the left has a good personality though!!!

Would you date or go out with an ugly girl just because of her personality? Just wondering...

Do ugly girls actually exist? The only girls filtered out for their looks by me are fat, unhygienic, or have altered their appearance with dyes/piercings. No sympathy for any of these 3 groups, if I could change that easily I would, and comparing them to bone structure is downright fallacious.

So you are free to exclude fat girls from your “datable” range even if they are good people, fun, cares about you, etc etc...you judge a girl absolutely only because of the way she looks, but you think it’s unfair that girls don’t like you for yours?

Weight is within someone's control

inb4 muh big bones

inb4 muh slow metabolism

And just for curiosity, what in your looks do you think makes you so undatable? Because really, I’ve seen it all, and it’s much more common to see an ugly guy with a beautiful woman (of course there are exceptions, but it almost never has anything to do with money) than it is to see nice looking guys with ugly (or even average) woman...

Shit genetic features.

And I see way more nice looking guys with ugly girls than vice versa when money is removed.

Fat is reflective of personality as it shows indulgence over restraint. And it’s changeable. If there was a gym for facial bones I’d be there 8 hours a day.

And I don’t think it’s unfair, I think it’s unfortunate.

I would but it's a moot point, doesn't exist and wouldn't want me if she did

yeah

His mandible exudes personality

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Those hats just look terrible to me

Bones.

Guy on left isn’t that attractive to me . He looks like some guy you can find at a trailer park .

You coping, lying femmorhoid.

go outside

I do.

go again

HE DOES

Guy on the left is wearing the hat as part of a model shoot. The one of the right because he thinks it actually makes him attractive to women.

The one on the left shows decent muscle definition. He's wearing a vest to show shoulder definition, and has a sulky pout of disinterest common to male models.

The one on the right shows he still has the pudge of youth, has a buttoned collar with no tie (total sartorial no-no), has chubby hands and chewed-to-the-quick fingernails, and a rather creepy expression with that predatory smile like he wants to slobber all over you.

its just his natural smile nothikg makes it creepy but your judging ass who judge ugly people because of how literally they look

That is not a natural smile. You can tell with the way the eyes are. If a 9/10 guy smiled at me like that, I would still find it creepy. It is predatory, not pleasure.

He's trying to look cool by squinting to try and give himself the hooded eye look but can't because he's ugly. It's not a natural smile but he's probably got an ugly real smile, it's been shown women prefer men not smiling to smiling.

I showed the pic to my brother. He said the guy looked "creepy". Direct quote.

He may have been aiming for cool, but he missed and got creepy predatory instead.

Yeah he looks creepy because he's trying to do a cheap imitation of something attractive. It looks wrong.

he looks creepy because he is ugly and bullies like you should just shut the fucl up and not judge people because of what they wear and their apparence

He looks creepy because of the half smirk and the narrowed eyes. That's the only creepy bit, and it was the only bit I mentioned as creepy.

He’s not ugly at all, he’s just got less muscle tone because he’s not a professional model/entertainer/whatever the dude on the left is. And he’s young so he has some acne. And it’s not a professionally-lit photo. His eyes definitely make him a little creepy though because the expression is unnatural and forced. If his eyes were laughing instead he’d be great.

you are 65yo if someone smile at you its not to date you creep

I am not 65. Get off it.

Age is no determination of whether you will be raped or assaulted.

I thought you were blocking me or ignoring me or something? Couldn't resist coming to argue, could you?

but you made a comment stating you were 65, are you ashamed of being an old creep that is 24/24 on this sub ?

And where did I say I was 65? I have never claimed to be anything other than my age.

you're doing the womanthing were you mistake your ugly-radar for a genuine creep-radar again.

I don't find him attractive anyway, never mind after finding out about his abusive shit.

If a 9/10 guy smiled at me like that, I would still find it creepy. It is predatory, not pleasure.

If a 9/10 guy smiled at you like that, it wouldn't look like that.

Even hot guys can look predatory, and yes, it would look creepy.

u/Geneticcleansing we got another one saying a young boy is a predator

I said the look was predatory, not the person. Get it right.

and did you just assume that guy whore that fedora to look attractive to women? and not because he thinks its coool???! fucking creep

Seriously? Do you think it looks cool?

did i say it?

I do. It's a stylish hat. Doesn't make someone a piece of shit or a child rapist. Look at all the garbage you women wear.

Doesn't make someone a piece of shit or a child rapist

I didn't call him either of those things.

I generally wear jeans and t-shirt.

I WEAR FEDORAS FOR MY OWN ENJOYMENT, NOT TO BE JUDGED ON MY LOOKS BY YOUR FEMALE GAZE.

haha, nice find.

Honestly the left person’s pose is more attractive than the one on the right, the camera quality and background help too.

both poses are amateur and horrendous

Definitely, the left just feels more like a bad attempt at being artsy vs. a worse attempt at the former haha

More fuel to confirm the 'Looks = Personality' theory. People will immediately judge the right guy harshly and assume things like neckbeard, creepy, etc while the other guy could be dressed the same and won't get any of that simply because he's good looking.

This is incidentally why some of the more successful serial killers were charismatic and good looking, people trust you if you meet those qualifications, your first appearance in their mind is based entirely on looks, personality is not even an afterthought. They assume what your personality will be based on how you look.

both of them make me feel uncomfortable 😰

they both look like shit

Guy on the left looks markedly taller, possibly tan, slight hints of a muscular build, an attempt at fashionable facial hair and a fashion statement in a tank top. Everything the guy on the right lacks. The guy on the right is obviously adolescent as well. This is a garbage post even for the standards of this sub

so they're the same guy? But right is when his shower wore off?

Because one was taken by a skilled professional photographer and the other is a crappy year book photo?

The guy on the right is just sporting a babyface, that's all. I see a kid in that pic. He's not ugly though. Just not very manly yet.

clearly the guy on the left he has a better personality teehee

Because one is a good pic and another one is a tryhard greaseboy

The guy on the right looks hella better than left. Lefty looks like an anorexic gay guy.

The why is probably the camera angle, focal length, effects, etc. The right looks like a senior class pic (maybe it is), the right looks like somebody doing a photoshoot for a new album drop. If you had the same two photographers switch subjects, you would probably get opposite results.

The one on the left is tastefully taken with proper facial expression and the one on the right looks like an eight grader who gripes his 10 year old cousin.

Millimeters of bone

Guy on the left is much thinner and more attractive, has a better quality hat, has a neutral facial impression, beard stubble, and good complexion.

Guy on the right is fatter and uglier, has acne, no facial hair, bad hair, a cheap hat, a cheap suit, short stubby fingers, and most importantly a smug cocky look for some reason.

I said the look was predatory, not the person. Get it right.

I showed the pic to my brother. He said the guy looked "creepy". Direct quote.

He may have been aiming for cool, but he missed and got creepy predatory instead.

heh, can't wait to see that Gravity. My favourite Alpha Male George Clooney heading a sci fi movie.

He’s not ugly at all, he’s just got less muscle tone because he’s not a professional model/entertainer/whatever the dude on the left is. And he’s young so he has some acne. And it’s not a professionally-lit photo. His eyes definitely make him a little creepy though because the expression is unnatural and forced. If his eyes were laughing instead he’d be great.

Lawrence of Arabia on repeatt

All he does is Saving Private Ryan marathons.

Trucels do The Thin Red Line marathons.

Gravity was boring as fuck