Stacy had a hard day

110 2018-05-22 by RetrudedMaxilla_

Stacy woke up, still hung over and encrusted in sperm, alcohol and glitter from last nights party. She saw a strange guy in her bed, and immediately became furious at him for raping her - but it turned out to be a Chad, and Stacy felt a wave of relief. Quickly she got of bed, did her makeup, got back into bad, and snapped a "candid" selfie with the Chad's unconscious, non consenting body, adding the caption "last nights fuccboi <3 <3 #womenslib #sexpositive #fucktrump".

However, the photo got less than 235235 likes from Stacy's network of beta orbiters, which made her angry at the slut shaming that still exists in society and how so much work still needs to be done to complete what the suffragetes began.

Stacy then flounced over to English class, where she spent the entire time on her phone taking selfies, admiring herself, admiring the comments she got on her selfies, and so on. Some thirsty beta male had the audacity to comment and ask Stacy if she was free for a date on one of her thong photos, and she immediately had to eviscerate him for daring to sexualize and objectify her. Fucking creep.

Stacy then browsed her messages, hoping to see a reply from Chad, but he still hadn't messaged her back since that night where he fucked her ass 3 times. Stacy felt crushed, and quickly had to post on Twitter for a fresh shot of validation: "Men are such fucking pigs, where have all the good men gone? #chivalryisdead #holdingoutforahero". Immediately, replies began to flood in from Stacy's beta orbiters, assuring her that she is right and that they, too, have noticed how shitty the male gender is (except for themselves, of course). Stacy proceeded to ignore these subhumans, hoping Chad would see her tweet and feel guilty and apologize, but as usual Chad didn't even leave a like.

After having spent an hour not paying the slightest attention to her professor (Stacy dares that old cishet white male to give her less than a 4.0, besides, male teachers have been giving Stacy A's ever since her tits started growing) Stacy went to women's studies class, and proceeded to write an essay about toxic masculinity and how social media and dating apps are oppressing young women. Stacy had a nice cathartic tirade with her pals from class about the rape epidemic sweeping through campuses, shortly before they all agreed on what booze soaked frat party to go to that night. Stacy was pissed off that her friends wanted to go to the party that Cheri suggested and not her.

Ugh, why did life have to be so fucking hard? Stacy honestly wished she had been born male, so she wouldn't have to face these kinds of problems. Every day she had to contend with crushing oppression and unfair societal standards, it was so much work. "If a male had to live even an hour as me, he'd probably kill himself" Stacy thought, thinking back to the lecture on male fragility she'd just listened to.

46 comments

1 RetrudedMaxilla_ 2018-05-22

/u/GeneticCleansing rate this post/10

1 Chaddite 2018-05-22

Lol its usually twice from the front once from the back. Not thrice in the ass.

1 BananaPancakeCove 2018-05-22

pray4stacy

1 Michelangelax 2018-05-22

Dude, if you hate yourself this much, why not just kill your self?

Not saying you SHOULD, but damn dude, you really took the time to write out this post? The fuck is wrong with you, man?

1 DEPTHERROR 2018-05-22

It’s funny

1 Michelangelax 2018-05-22

Maybe if you're an incel? This shit just looks fucking pathetic to most people though...

1 RetrudedMaxilla_ 2018-05-22

you use reddit...(a place where people who weren't cool in high school hang out)...so calling us losers (while true) doesn't make you a god lol.......kek

1 Michelangelax 2018-05-22

I mean, there's a pretty big difference between posting on Reddit and being a fucking incel.

Have you ever considered mental help?

1 noodlewhores 2018-05-22

pathetic? I've seen situations eerily similar to this. If you're not incel, fuck off or lurk more.

1 Michelangelax 2018-05-22

Definitely not incel.

If you ARE an incel, maybe you should seek mental help? Psychiatry is probably covered under your insurance plan.

1 noodlewhores 2018-05-22

Incels are not mentally ill and do not need drugs, they just have a different sense of humor. Maybe lighten up or get the fuck out?

1 Michelangelax 2018-05-22

I don't know man, if you told your Psychologist the type of shit you post on here, they would WITHOUT A DOUBT say that you are mentally ill. This shit is NOT normal, you are fucked in the head.

1 noodlewhores 2018-05-22

Thanks for the concern!

1 Michelangelax 2018-05-22

No problem, man.

But seriously, psychiatry is probably covered under your insurance, and you should really consider it.

1 noodlewhores 2018-05-22

no thanks, teehee

1 Michelangelax 2018-05-22

Okay, but please try not to shoot up a school or something, okay?

1 noodlewhores 2018-05-22

does the last reply win the argument? Is that it?

1 Michelangelax 2018-05-22

If you feel like you won, then sure.

Seriously though, seek mental help. Do NOT shoot up a school.

1 noodlewhores 2018-05-22

99.99999999% of the people here are non-violent.

1 DEPTHERROR 2018-05-22

Nah, it’s still objectively funny you just think a psychopathic rapist wrote it so you hate it. If a femoid wrote it you would laugh.

1 Michelangelax 2018-05-22

What the fuck is a femoid?

And yeah, the fuck that a psychopathic rapist wrote this DOES kind of make it worse.

1 noodlewhores 2018-05-22

"Incels are psychopathic rapists, guys, this article I read on twitter said so."

1 Michelangelax 2018-05-22

YOU said he was a psychopathic rapist. I just repeated your quote.

1 noodlewhores 2018-05-22

no, I did not

1 bigantennaemay1 2018-05-22

YOU said he was a psychopathic rapist.

Reading comprehension not your strong suit, huh? Don't worry, I guess it's not really for everyone.

1 Michelangelax 2018-05-22

Dude, you can TRY to talk shit, but you're an incel😂 Go fuck yourself you pathetic virgin.

1 noodlewhores 2018-05-22

And what exactly are you? Why are you here taunting "pathetic virgins"?

1 VonMagnar 2018-05-22

Another user that get's the boot, I'd say.

1 DEPTHERROR 2018-05-22

Based

1 -SpinxS 2018-05-22

female humanoid.

1 zZacharyChad 2018-05-22

Cowering cuck lol. BOO scary incels are gonna get ya!

1 Michelangelax 2018-05-22

I'm more worried about you psychopathic fuckheads shooting up a school or something.

Please consider mental help/therapy, there's people out there who can help you.

1 zZacharyChad 2018-05-22

I'm not shooting anything except for maybe the odd hit of dope, or shooting man gravy all over m'lady's body. School shooters are little pussy bitches going after soft targets.

1 Ploard 2018-05-22