Online dating in [Current Year]

66  2018-05-21 by SuicidalCel

27 comments

the chick in the picture should be an overweight 3/10 with at least 3 kids

Nah, females are like this, it isn't limited to fatties.

Me: lemme smash

Her: tries to stick laptop into vagina

Holy shot this is exploitable

it’s more like the girl on the top right twice

Cope.

you’re an idiot if you think this is true

Who the fuck still uses a CRT monitor...?

Stupid roasties

It's a super old comic.

Oh come on, anyone who says Joy Division should be given a chance.

soy division

Joy Division is one of my favorite bands

Definitely one of my top five.

where do i meet girls like you

I think shows would be a good place to look.

The Smiths and joy division don't play shows anymore unfortunately

😹 I know. I was meaning just indie shows in your area. Although, Morrissey still tours, and I think New Order does too.

No way in hell im spending money on a Moz concert lol, 50/50 chance he shows up. New order would be fun tho

Accurate portrayal

100% accurate. The average western woman would choose a drug dealer or felon over a hardworking stemcel with no criminal record.

I hate typing out all that stuff in the top to 30 different femoids, only to get one short, curt answer in return, if even that. And then keeping the conversation going is a chore, until she eventually just ghosts. Online dating is horrible.

Typing out? You don't know how to use copy&paste?

Eh, I was told not to, because "you gotta be original, bruh!" It was stupid, I know.

Have to laugh because it hits too close to home. Sometimes I see my female double (in terms of obscure hobbies) and she won't return my swipe. Meanwhile she must be swiping on some GigaChads or Tyrones who just got out of jail.

That first cartoon guy triple mogs the second "Chad" baldcel though

That's Meeks!

Lol bottom is gymcel tier