Think it’s a joke but it reflects society at large. Was getting head from a chick and told her to suck it as though I were Bruno Mars (she was a stan of his) tell me why she instantly starts going ham/doing a better job?
Woman: "Well my 'top 3 fuck list' would include Bernadick Collumbamatch, Chris Hemsworth, Tony Piddleston. Teehee. Don't get mad! They're just so attractive!"
Man: "Mine would be your mum, your sister and your best friend. They're just so attractive."
There's a huge difference between hypothetical fantasy figures, Whom the likelihood of her meeting is so slim as to be laughable; and you talking about people whom are immediately available in theory.
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1 LudzkiePomyje 2018-05-21
Insane dumbness, holy fuck
1 nigbuck 2018-05-21
Think it’s a joke but it reflects society at large. Was getting head from a chick and told her to suck it as though I were Bruno Mars (she was a stan of his) tell me why she instantly starts going ham/doing a better job?
1 minoxidilcel 2018-05-21
sounding like a truecel there buddy
1 BLACCEL 2018-05-21
Half of this sub is just blackpilled normies I swear
1 reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed 2018-05-21
Crap...I've been telling my gf to suck it like SHE'S Bruno Mars...I was wondering why it kept being weird
1 foxtaer 2018-05-21
The Rumor Come Out: Does Bruno Mars is Gay?
1 guerillahubris00 2018-05-21
Lol she would go worse knowing hes a turbomanlet
1 bengalsturntup5532 2018-05-21
Wow
1 bigantennaemay1 2018-05-21
Stupid double standard; she's allowed to be a hypergamous cunt, but God forbid you say another girl is attractive.
1 CelderSrolls 2018-05-21
Woman: "Well my 'top 3 fuck list' would include Bernadick Collumbamatch, Chris Hemsworth, Tony Piddleston. Teehee. Don't get mad! They're just so attractive!"
Man: "Mine would be your mum, your sister and your best friend. They're just so attractive."
Female: "REEEEEEEEE!!!"
1 IncelsNeedLuvToo 2018-05-21
There's a huge difference between hypothetical fantasy figures, Whom the likelihood of her meeting is so slim as to be laughable; and you talking about people whom are immediately available in theory.
Also, I know this is a joke. Just sayin...
1 ledditorxD 2018-05-21
Shut the fuck up, faggot. You know what he meant.
1 IncelsNeedLuvToo 2018-05-21
Hello, angry person. Did I not acknowledge that I understood this was a joke?
1 futmut 2018-05-21
Never respect a women and ask for her opinion, always do tue contrary to what she says and your good to go...
1 pimpthedragon 2018-05-21
...and die a virgin
1 IncelsNeedLuvToo 2018-05-21
Yes, you'll go straight to the discard/disregard pile. Labeled as a "Jerk".
Believe me, if Katherine Johnson tells me to follow a trajectory... I'll listen.
1 Nichols53627 2018-05-21
You probably would enjoy the show more if you watched it by yourself anyway. So that is a win.
1 DankGnomeChild420 2018-05-21
this is why all woman are hopeless and idiotic, they require a male handler to make sure they dont become like this
1 Fitnesse 2018-05-21
He should probably tell his girl John Mayer likes to piss on women.
1 SnowMan878 2018-05-21
fucking idiot
1 minoxidilcel 2018-05-21
sounding like a truecel there buddy
1 reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed 2018-05-21
Crap...I've been telling my gf to suck it like SHE'S Bruno Mars...I was wondering why it kept being weird
1 guerillahubris00 2018-05-21
Lol she would go worse knowing hes a turbomanlet
1 bengalsturntup5532 2018-05-21
Wow
1 BLACCEL 2018-05-21
Half of this sub is just blackpilled normies I swear