Different kinds of incel.

81  2018-05-21 by end_all_wars

34 comments

Health cel: cough cough

Template cel

My sides.

Also personality cel is volcel.

You cant Just Change your personality

"tall cel"

I'm red so I think I'm a feminiecel

Depressed Cel, political Cel, fat Cel. And yes i know fatcel=volcel

Whatever. Look at the meme, Some of these are not reasons one would be incel. Like minor imperfection, smart, politics, personality, tall and more.

I’m all of the cels in one

Your parents must be proud.

Tallcel AND shortcel

He is asymetrical; he must have the left body of a chinese girl and the right body of a tall fat indian.

tfw 4 of these

Where's the infamous birdcel? Probably the most common form of inceldom out there

asymmetrycel, povertycel, depressedcel, smartcel, polcel

What are your Political Views ?

Radical Traditionalism, Absolute Monarchy, Ethnonationalism, Localism. I believe ethnic Paganism should be instated as the "state" religion and Tribal Law should prevail (of course as enforced by the Monarch as representative of the ethnos).

Im Just racist, an Antisemite and islamophobic

there's nothing wrong with that but they're unsubstantial. in a traditional world there would be no need for any of those things. but then what?

You can tell this was made by someone who hasn't been here long. "shortcels" are called heightcels and "indiancels" are called currycels. Also "orientalcels" are called ricecels. Lurk more.

I disagree. I know these Words but I divided heightcel inte shortcel and tallcell and i thought ricecel and curry cel sounded too vague and prejudiceful. I didnt Discover this sub until a week ago or so though. It is among the best on Reddit. I am mobile.

I see. I've been here since r/incels had <30 approved users and I'm telling you that the terms we used developed organically. People tried to do what you're doing and tried to make or change terms using pictures like this. It never worked. Lurk more.

gatekeepercel

I would say people say hightcels more but some people still say shortcels. The indiancels and orientalcels are just flat out wrong and just sound stupid tho, you're correct there.

Smartcel and Politicscel don't exist as they have nothing to do with attractiveness

Idk. I dont know any Girls that would Date a literal nazi

You don't know any, but there are girls who would. Hitler had a girlfriend, I think that settles it.

yeah but lets be honest, who common are they ?

It doesn't matter how common they are, you said you don't know any girls who would be attracted to a nazi when there are in fact many who would. But that's besides the point, attraction has nothing to do with how many jews you want to send to the ovens, it's all about face.

obviously you haven't seen the nazi tinder experiment

actually i have. fucking a nazi and dating a nazi are two totally different things tho

yeah the nazi probably isn't going to stay around playing daddy to tyrone's kid

Yeah, girls would date a Nazi. They just wouldn't date an ugly Nazi: that's where they draw the line.

They would date a neo-nazi who is tall, ripped, and has a strong jawline; i.e. skinhead Chad. The reason you don't find a lot of those is because extremist ideologies tend to attract the alienated, who tend to be ugly.

How is feminine a cel? I thought the "prettyboy" look was admired?

You forgot MarCel. Married men trapped in a sexless marriage with a woman who settled for him.

I’m a asemtrecalycel. I have a great body but a horrible face.

No such thing as "scarcel". Facial scars make men way more attractive for short term relationships.

Can we all agree the scarcell looks like a total badass?

im a cel cel

Smartcel, personalitycel, shycel, and politicscel would all fall under the category of "mentalcel". Also, nobody's incel because they're too smart. Most incels are dumb as dirt.

"Misformed" is not a word. You mean "malformed".

You're being way too lenient on fatcels. Someone has to be a true hamplanet to have a BMI above 50. A BMI of 25 is borderline overweight; depending on how much muscle a person has, he could be a fatcel even at a categorically healthy BMI.

Minorimperfectioncel would just be a minor version of any of the other cels, so it's a superfluous category.

Overall, low IQ chart.

Poorcel

Lol politics cel? Ain't nobody forcing you to be a nazi

Its ogre for VenomSnakecels.

He probably had to watch that cripple Chazuhira Miller pound Quiet while he fapped with his robot hand.

im tall and indian cell, well im considered tall by indian standards atleast....

indian cel instead of currycel

fake

Your parents must be proud.

Tallcel AND shortcel