I wish someone would kill me already

80  2018-05-21 by Picopeso

What, you thought this was a joke with a punchline inside? The only punchline here is my existence.

15 comments

1  dullsite 2018-05-21

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legality_of_euthanasia

where do you wanna meet up fam

1  Picopeso 2018-05-21

Euthanasia is suicide...

1  dullsite 2018-05-21

Look at where assisted suicide is legal fam. Unfortunately we still live in a world where all it looks like I'd be able to do is hand you some poison, which basically isn't me killing you at all. smh.

1  captvic 2018-05-21

Canada it is

1  end_all_wars 2018-05-21

Have you considered becoming a terrorist?

1  lori171717 2018-05-21

Isnt euthanasia only allowed If you're old or deadly sick ? Genuine question btw

1  BF8211 2018-05-21

Yup

1  KatyushaStorm 2018-05-21

In Switzerland there’s a screening process.

1  PROLAPSED_SUBWOOFER 2018-05-21

I have been diagnosed with terminal virginity, aka Incelthelioma. A deadly disease with symptoms ranging from mild depression to manic schizophrenia and suicidal tendences.

1  BF8211 2018-05-21

What’s the name of the euthanasia medication they use in Switzerland?

1  WhyNotLayDownAndRot 2018-05-21

nembutal?

1  BF8211 2018-05-21

Yes, thank you.

1  mikepencetheincel 2018-05-21

No joke, don’t bother with that shit. It’s hard to get and expensive($400-600 for a lethal dose) and if it doesn’t work you’re fucked. Look into the charcoal method, it seems like one of the more simple methods out there without much pain(if you’re genuinely going to rope).

1  BF8211 2018-05-21

I’m not thinking of sui (yet), I just couldn’t remember the trade name of it (pentobarbital).

1  SnowGetsMeWet 2018-05-21

Head to head I think a 10mm can get us both.

1  xOwlyx 2018-05-21

Same

1  supakomanija 2018-05-21

just go jihad bro