I'm going to shoot up my school.

61  2018-05-20 by jilakske

Don't try to stop me. Just got a new camera for my birthday. I'm in the school news club and when I was showing off my camera the principal walked in. He wants me to take a couple shots of the interior of my high school and also take some shots of the front. Couldn't just tell him no in front of everyone. The pics will be on the school website.

19 comments

One good shot is sometimes all you need

Kek

I love these

PhotograhERcel

Don't forget to shoot some people too.

Portraits or candid shots?

LMAO these jokes are going to get us banned.

I hope this joke was worth the list you just got put on

Chut up

there is no list

the fbi can't necessarily uncover his real name just from his Reddit post.

Reddit keeps a log of every IP you've ever logged on with. I'm assuming they share that information with law enforcement

Oh no! Not adding more tedious work for the federal agents!

State agents and officers (pilice, intelligence etc.) completely brainwashed cucks. They're smart enough to do the job, but not smart enough to see the big picture - that they're just a cog in very sinister wheel.

I'm sure that most officers think they're serving their country/people and not corporate shadow interests. Just like a good soldier.

Maybe there's an analyst somewhere who will break free of their programming and see what's what. We need more Snowdens, though he was a contractor, so it's not like he drank the patriotic koolaid.

You guys should really stop this. I don’t find them to be funny and will only help get this sub banned.

Stfu throwaway account

ok why should we care what you think is funny

same. Seems like teenagers discovered the internet.

shoot me first

I saw all of the other jokes like this and I still fell for this.

Reddit keeps a log of every IP you've ever logged on with. I'm assuming they share that information with law enforcement