I want all women to burn

747  2018-05-20 by Idk12344482305

calories and get lean. It has numerous health benefits.

103 comments

Quality title, indeed.

I love these lmao

That is a damning statement about yourself. These are cancerous garbage lacking any creativity or wit.

Sure, whatever you say bud.

Enjoy your stupidity.

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Wallow in it like the virgin pig you are. I'll be over here with the smart people having heaps of sex while laughing at pathetic losers like you. You're probably not even white.

Wow, that’s a fucked up thing to say to someone. Fuck you. I don’t agree with the shit these guys say, but it’s no reason to be a racist prick.

His name is chad the mad lad, it's a troll account

Yea I noticed that. It’s still incredibly fucked up to say shit like that, even if it’s trolling. You get one person in a certain frame of mind and you could have a suicide.... Anyone who trolls other people like that is a fucking asshole. Self-esteem is not a joke. And racism is fucked up no matter what.

cringe

Said every girl you've ever flirted with.

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Lol!

These are cancerous garbage lacking any creativity or wit.

chadthemadlad

1/10, please do not try again.

You're probably gay.

Says the reddit neckbeard larping as Chad

Damn dude go outside and get some friends or something. Maybe you’ll have some actual attention that way.

You are gay and and likely prefer men of color.

Just fuck them while you have a UTI

fucking hahaha

I think posts like this are super important.

The more that you incels mock the fact that people incorrectly think all Incels hate women, the higher the probability that the outside groups trying to brand "Incels" as women-haters will realize that Incels don't actually hate women.

The blackpill is the religion of peace.

I don't doubt it. I had a major change of heart recently about incels. I don't fit the bill personally, but it must suck to get rejected all the time - and then told that you are a nazi for no reason. That is fucked up.

Are you a blackpilled normie? If so, you're cool in my books. Blackpilled normies are cool in my opinion.

I don't think so? I don't get the whole label thing though.

don't get labels

Definitely a normie

I don't know, I was thinking about it since the other guy asked. What would you guys call someone that would be an incel but has no need for companionship at all?

like , its hard to say you are an incel if you aren't actively being locked out of anything, right? I am still figuring out the lingo, and its even more confusing when most of the labels are talking about things I don't think about lol

Bro you're an incel if you are a virgin past the age of 18.

yeah but what if you get a gf at 19? but she dumps you at 20.

are you an incel still? or what? There's gotta be a drop off

For sure bro, theres a drop off bro for sure. Incels have never had sex. But I'd say if you haven't had sex before 21 you are in a way always sexually challenged because you didn't get to experience taking a sweet teenage virgin. And every man should experience that cause its one of sweetest things a bro can do.

haha true, but the real question here is will passerbys in this comment thread be able to read your post as the satire it is? It's pretty dry! lol

Bro it's not satire. Its the life of a Chad. I know that hard for a normie/incel to understand the life of a demi god.

Noice.

Don't listen to this guy. An incel is someone who is unlovable by women due to poor physical features. i.e. no matter how much they try, they will never get to enjoy one of the most basic feelings all humans crave: love. The name 'incel' doesn't tell the whole story, as sex is not the thing we want, but a relationship. Actual incels are called truecels (truly limited by poor genetics) but many here are trolls and volcels (voluntary incels, i.e. genetics are fine but have a poor mentality). Hope that helps, normie.

See, that was my original understanding , so the idea of dating at all for an incel was kind of hitting me odd. The way you described it makes a little more sense.

also, I don't think I am a normie. I don't know what I am..you know that movie Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas? Whatever label Benecio Del Toro is in that movie.. I'm that.

I was a kissless virgin until 21 years old. I was a tall mentalcel who lost about 20 pounds and then socialmaxed and looksmaxed until I could finally hold a conversation with a female. I feel like an ascended incel and until I got my gf I felt like I'd be a kissless virgin incel forever. Looking at this reddit though I'm a rare exception and incels have my infinite sympathy because I know that shitty feeling when you're hanging out with a few guys and a girl and the girl is so much more into the other guys because you're an invisible weirdo

taking a sweet teenage virgin. And every man should experience that cause its one of sweetest things a bro can do.

There is one prime teen pussy for every man but we all missed out because some men decided that they felt like taking several and leaving others with nothing. Literally how am I supposed to accept this? How could I NOT hate cunts and chad? Just lol at expecting us to just lay down and be okay with that.

Ayy, you're just like me! Except I never really hated incels to begin with, just didn't realize how bad the other group was.

Thank you for understanding.

Same, I thought I was incel for a stint and after lurking here and meeting real incel, I realized that these dudes get way more hate then they deserve. I love you guys that can joke about this terrible reality

Cope my entire race needs to be wiped out like the vermin we are.

HAIL THE GENETIC CLEANSING!

Brah, you gotta stop bowing down to Chads. Are you really gonna kneel before Chads, and let us take that sweet young pussy too. Work on yourself and get some of that tight virgin pussy. It's not to late. I've deflowered 3 girls in my short life and my goal is to have 5 in my trophy case. Dude, stop bowing down and get some.

Sincerely,

A total bro

I support you, brother.

Is that the crux of all this? That incels don’t really hate women, and that it’s all a show? Is that why you guys say that this isn’t your real life personae? I think I might be starting to get it. Say what you will, call me a stupid femoid whore and downvote me to oblivion, but I think I get it.

Btw, when I was 19 I dated an incel before the term became well known. He was 25 and had never kissed a girl. I thought it was endearing that he shook the first time we kissed, and I can guarantee that other girls feel the same way about dating guys who don’t have much experience.

I mean, I am not a member of this group so I can't speak for them - but personally I think its odd you would respond to me and just assume I would say/think those negative things about you.

I am not even sure where the line is. Like, does that make someone an incel? They were able to get a date eventually so after that point I don't even know how this community views them.

You’re right. I guess I wasn’t referring to you explicitly. I did see that you said you don’t identify as an incel. I’m just anticipating the backlog of hate I’m about to get from the other readers.

Truth is, if the ability to ever get a date in the future negates someone from being an incel, most of these guys aren’t incels either. Bc despite how hopeless they feel now, most of these guys will eventually meet someone. Just because someone is a virgin at 20 or 25, it doesn’t mean they will be forever.

That is true. I would imagine if dating means that much to them, they will eventually find someone. I don't date at all because that is what works for me, but I would imagine feeling like you are "blocked out of dating world" would really suck. These guys end up with far more of my sympathy than anything else, because I get where they are coming from - and there will also be some incels that never find anyone and truly are incels. They would say that all the guys we are talking about aren't really incels either because if you could surmount the issues holding you back then they were never insurmountable to begin with.

It's a little confusing. lol At the same time..I can see how they probably don't want to hear that. It's like if you fell and broke your arm , it would suck if someone walked up and said "Hey, you will be better in 8 weeks! ;)" and walked off it would probably piss you off. I think hearing from women here ends up being a negative experience because ultimately women can't relate to the struggle of finding someone in the ways they can. This is how I see it, for now, I am still learning.

I think a lot of things would piss me off if I was an incel. That’s why I say I’m starting to get it. And I’m sorry for talking about incels as if I wasn’t in an incel sub. It’s fucked up and I would hate being talked about by outsiders if I were in the comfort of my own community. But the truth is that most things seems insurmountable until you achieve them. Things have a very weird way of working themselves out over time. That’s all.

I am totally in the same boat. I try to really just ask questions here because I am interested in how they feel as a group and what their ideals are. The one thing that became pretty clear to me is that a group that "hated women" wouldn't be so upset over not being able to attract women.

Still, it's a learning process. lol

most of these guys will eventually meet someone

Stop saying stuff like this.

You don’t have to believe it. No one is forcing you to.

You don't believe it either.

Lol then why would I say it?

Like I said, I personally dated a guy who thought he’d be alone forever and who never kissed a girl until he was 25. Seriously, life gets better. Girls aren’t stupid cheerleaders forever. They grow up and mature, too. Priorities change when you go from one stage of life to another. Sure, a lot of women suck. But a lot of them learn how to identify a good guy when they see one.

Lol then why would I say it?

Virtue signalling.

I'm 30 and no girl has ever wanted to kiss me.

You don’t know that. You can’t read minds :)

And besides that, 30 is still young! I truly, deeply believe that anyone who wants a relationship, and who keeps trying to find one, will eventually be successful. The first step is to acknowledge that the game is bullshit. Pick up lines don’t work, and neither does Tinder. Make more friends, widen your social circle, keep as busy as you can, and do the things that make you feel good about yourself. There is nothing sexier than confidence.

30 is not young. I've given up on ever finding a girlfriend. The only reason I haven't roped yet is because I keep myself busy, which resulted in my own business, but that's all I have going for me. Even that doesn't make me feel good anymore though. I don't think a human being can genuinely be happy when they're isolated and unwanted, but very few people can comprehend that because they'll never experience it.

30 is definitely young. There’s still a good 40+ years ahead of you. Truthfully, I don’t think most people are even ready for serious relationships much before 30.

And it’s fucking impressive as hell that you have your own business, especially in the economy we’ve had for the past decade. To have your own business by 30 is even more impressive.

I understand isolation and feeling unwanted. I’ve had severe depression my whole life (since I was 7). It fucking sucks and it makes your brain see things that aren’t real. It’s hard as hell to break out of and it really is self-perpetuating. I’ve had a good week, but as recently as last Saturday I was ready to end things myself. Just know that you aren’t alone and that there are people who want to listen to your story.

My depression can't be broken out of because it's a natural response to my horrible circumstances, that's called being human. I'm not supposed to be happy in this state.

Most people are depressed due to mental illness, I'm not.

30 is still young

How about 35? Or 40? Or 45? There's a few 45 year olds on here.

There is nothing sexier than confidence.

Fuck off, roastie. There's nothing sexier than confidence from a sexy person. Confidence from an ugly person doesn't change them being ugly.

Fuck off with your just world fallacy bullshit. My grandmother's brother never got married and was an incel his entire life. He lives in solitude 5 or 6 hours away from my state's capital city.

Believe whatever you want to believe. I choose to believe that there’s hope for everyone, as long as they keep trying.

You're a delusional retard and when something terrible does befall you (and it will it's inevitable) you are not going to handle it well.

Lol ok. That’s a word that seriously should stay on the playground. Any time an adult uses it, it’s much more indicative of a problem with the user than with the target.

Regardless, plenty of bad things have happened to me. Some terrible things, in fact. Bad things happen to everyone. But I keep trying, don’t blame others, and work to improve myself.

plenty of bad things have happened to me

Not enough.

Lol ok. Take care of yourself.

No

You called us degenerate on Incel Tears. It's a safe bet you don't care one iota about our wellbeing. Like most females.

You’re right, and I feel bad about it. That was back when I thought you guys really believed that stuff about hating women. I see I was wrong, and I apologize.

Fair enough. I respect that you admitted it and apologised.

And how could it be virtue signaling when I know all it’s going to get me are downvotes and a bunch of slurs? It’s not getting me status. No one is going to like me more because I said it. Just the opposite.

This just isn't true, I don't know why people like you continue to perpetuate this lie. You need to be going out and looking good for that possibility, but if you look below average you're fucked.

You definitely need to be going out, you’re right. Isolation doesn’t help at all. But plenty of below average looking people find love. Lots of relationships start out as friendships and turn into something more over time. Call it a lie, but I’ve seen it happen many times.

Oh, some of them absolutely do.

Every group has it's crazies.

I think all women belong in the mines. Is that crazy?

Plus it will make them feel better about themselves and improve their self-esteem. Go forth and burn, women!

so should you bruh

I totally agree, everyone should! Sadly lots of people don't get the chance because they are overworked. Companies should start offering sport and wellness benefit packages to their employees, especially women, as it not only helps the employees healthy and makes them live longer, it also helps productivity.

Baited. You must be a master at being baited.

Death ti the landwhales

Death to the landwhales’ fat cells you mean.

At least the title was good.

Thank you! I'm trying my best!!

I’m rooting for you!

:D this post made my day. Idgaf

You're a nice person. You deserve to be happy. 😄

And you do yoo!

chicken has more protein

Quality baiting

These posts are some of the most wholesome stuff I've seen on this sub. The hilarity of baiting + a well intended message is super funny and great for counter arguments for people who claim all uncles are bad people/woman haters.

Can't go judging my uncle like that man

I read this comment and was so confused until I reread what I posted.

Don't comment on Reddit while drunk, kids!

KEK. IT going into full autistic screeching.

this. so much this.

I'm thinking about all those lurkers just looking at the title without actually reading the thread.....

Kekfuel

😂😂😂😂

I dunno man...

> I want all women to burn calories and get lean. It has numerous health benefits.

Surely for the rare 1% of women who are under-weight, they don't need to burn any extra calories.

but muh thyroid

high iq post. keep them coming

Thanks for the inspiration! I’m working on it, but I know it’s well worth the effort!

Lmao 😂

I like such posts

I feel like this is the one where people get offended

IT stuck in a time space paradox

Ye boi

fucking idiot

The blackpill is the religion of peace.

I don't doubt it. I had a major change of heart recently about incels. I don't fit the bill personally, but it must suck to get rejected all the time - and then told that you are a nazi for no reason. That is fucked up.

I don't think so? I don't get the whole label thing though.

Cope my entire race needs to be wiped out like the vermin we are.

HAIL THE GENETIC CLEANSING!

Wallow in it like the virgin pig you are. I'll be over here with the smart people having heaps of sex while laughing at pathetic losers like you. You're probably not even white.

Is that the crux of all this? That incels don’t really hate women, and that it’s all a show? Is that why you guys say that this isn’t your real life personae? I think I might be starting to get it. Say what you will, call me a stupid femoid whore and downvote me to oblivion, but I think I get it.

Btw, when I was 19 I dated an incel before the term became well known. He was 25 and had never kissed a girl. I thought it was endearing that he shook the first time we kissed, and I can guarantee that other girls feel the same way about dating guys who don’t have much experience.

Oh, some of them absolutely do.

You're a delusional retard and when something terrible does befall you (and it will it's inevitable) you are not going to handle it well.