Its over for huntereyescels in 2069

True. if you want better, get 2 cats so they can play together.

then they'll exclude us

eh not really. i had an older cat and a kitten. after a while they would both sleep next to me.

Cucked by cats

no they'll fuck and cuck u and u feed them.

ultimate cuck loss.

i love em...where i live i lieve food to cats and seagulls...'cause they're both everywhere.

Just get a dog bro!

Allergic to cats. Landlord won't allow dogs. Hamsters bite me.

Nopetcel.

get a pet rope

rats are really sweet. My rats have always been so loving.

I would have liked to have had rats, but I have cats instead.

you can have both. My cat was afraid of my old rat it was very funny. The rat would chase the cat and the cat would scramble away afraid.

I have 3 cats. I fear one day they'd gang up on the poor rat.

I live rats. By far the best pets I've ever owned.

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I could make a lame joke about mogging here...

Seagulls are incels with confidence. Women hate seagulls but does the seagull care? It caws, steals, and shits on baby's heads

JUST BE CONFIDENT BRO is actually the last thing they want you to do. But you really should. Not because you'll be accepted, but as the seagull

I would like one, only thing holding me back is aren't they kinda dirty? The idea of a litter box inside your home and a cat tracking it shit all over the place is kinda unappealing. Maybe if I can find a litter box that guarantees to eliminate germs...

Cats are the most hygienic animals in the world lol

I live in the house and I have litter box just in case of emergency. When my cat wants to take of his business he just sits in front of front door and meows and I let him out. He take care of all that outside. I don't have to worry about poops laying in my backyard too, as he digging holes for it. One of the reasons I never had a dog is because you have to collect his shit, and bigger dog = bigger shit. I mean you can't just go outside with your dog and leave his shit laying there. Not to mention that dog's shit is more disgusting, because cats originated from desert so their shit is more like something between hamster poop and normal shit. I quess it's different when you live in apartment not in house, but you just have to teach your cat what are the rules. Cats have somewhat bad press, that they don't care etc, but when it comes to hygiene - thay are the most hygenic animals in the world, just like Hydroelectric_ said.

If you're on the ground floor you could put a cat flap in, then they can shit outside whenever they please. They prefer that the the litter tray anyway.

Nah cats are generally pretty clean except when they vomit of course. And if you don't get your male cat fixed he'll piss everywhere, but other than that I wouldn't worry about him tracking shit everywhere. Also the litter box doesn't cause smells or anything if you clean it often, like you should.

No, they are cleaner than dogs. Get a cat door and they'll sort themselves out discreetly outside. Only need the litter box when they are kittens/introducing them to your home. Even before getting a cat door (and I had 6 cats at the time) they'd just meow at the door for you to let them outside.

such good advice sir. cats have sustained me through some long, lonely wanderings in the social desert.

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Cats are for the gullible, shallow or stupid.

Dogs > Cats

Dogs are terrible animals. Dumb and disgusting. The IT of pets.

I approve of kitty snuggles.

Dogs are better, cats are a pain in the ass

Get a cat so I can get mogged on a daily basis?

Your cat would be happier with a more handsome owner. Why do you think your cat never brings her cat friends home to see you? Because she's embarrassed.

Mogs me

Fucking look at that tilt omg

Bum sticking out the back, this cat actually likes me tho no joke

I fucking love cats. They're quite and withdrawn like me.

I'm definitely getting a cat after I move into my own place

The stray cats at work sleep in my office. Fucking roasties always bothering them. Cunt if you aint gonna take it home, leave it alone

Which is actually exactly the problem of incel isn't it? You're a stray cat. People expect of you to work, play along, etc. You grow and scratch, suddenly youre feral and rabid. Um no... You're just not a cuck. That's for dogs to put up with that have been so domesticated you can literally beat them with a hammer and they'll still love you.

So my office is a place they know noone will bother them and I'm not gonna bother them. I leave water and food for them and I get away from fucking normies too. I am the big cat in their eyes.

Bro i WISH i could get a cat, but found out last year im allergic to them ;(...would make living alone easier since im not a terribly huge fan of dogs xD

I just want you all to know.....

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Cats mog literally every human being ever. Not just incels

tfw like cats but allergic

I hate cats, these little fuckers demons pets of stacys always invade the houses of the others and shit everywhere, killing all kinds of small animals that they see. Violent and beatiful, the stacy dream. Fuckers

I always put poison with meat and kill theses fuckers.

After I start doing this, I finally can see my frogs jumping on the grass and listening to the birds songs in peace.

Dogs,frogs,pigs, birds>>>>>>> cats

Actually good advice

Cats are low maintenance but they are basically like a flatmate/housemate using you for food. They show themselves in and out of the house and they organise all of their own entertainment and social appointments.

A good dog will teach you about unconditional love and fierce loyalty better than almost any human being. They are like having a dependent toddler or preschooler and take a lot more commitment to look after, but if you have the time and the means to do it it can be a rewarding experience.

Cats are the most hygienic animals in the world lol

I live in the house and I have litter box just in case of emergency. When my cat wants to take of his business he just sits in front of front door and meows and I let him out. He take care of all that outside. I don't have to worry about poops laying in my backyard too, as he digging holes for it. One of the reasons I never had a dog is because you have to collect his shit, and bigger dog = bigger shit. I mean you can't just go outside with your dog and leave his shit laying there. Not to mention that dog's shit is more disgusting, because cats originated from desert so their shit is more like something between hamster poop and normal shit. I quess it's different when you live in apartment not in house, but you just have to teach your cat what are the rules. Cats have somewhat bad press, that they don't care etc, but when it comes to hygiene - thay are the most hygenic animals in the world, just like Hydroelectric_ said.

If you're on the ground floor you could put a cat flap in, then they can shit outside whenever they please. They prefer that the the litter tray anyway.

Nah cats are generally pretty clean except when they vomit of course. And if you don't get your male cat fixed he'll piss everywhere, but other than that I wouldn't worry about him tracking shit everywhere. Also the litter box doesn't cause smells or anything if you clean it often, like you should.

No, they are cleaner than dogs. Get a cat door and they'll sort themselves out discreetly outside. Only need the litter box when they are kittens/introducing them to your home. Even before getting a cat door (and I had 6 cats at the time) they'd just meow at the door for you to let them outside.