what's the strategy, have a violent title, a message body "With my load, after receiving enthusiastic consent." to make it sound like a joke, then after receiving positive replies like 'that's funny' or 'me too', edit the message body to sound violent?
One possible way it could, send the RGB values per pixel for the entire image as Morse code. That can be used to reconstruct the image at the other end.
They won't do surgery for mine unless it becomes life threatening, because the operations to remove scar tissue would cause even more scar tissue. In some people the scarring grows quite slowly, so it's a possible.
In sperm, a crystalline polyamine compound called Spermine can be found. This particular compound is also known as an antioxidant. It is believed to diminish wrinkles, smooth skin and help with taming or preventing acne. Bioforskning, a Norwegian company, has synthesized the compounds into a facial cream. According to Bioforskning, the cream Spermine is 30 times more effective than vitamin E and can delay the aging process by 20 percent. However, nature's most natural facial cream can cost you a whopping $250.
semen is also packed with protein which is a major plus for your skin. Not only does protein work to tighten the skin, but it also nourishes it with calcium, zinc, magnesium, potassium and fructose. Sounds pretty legit to us!
Still, thatās not all semenās got stored in it ā thereās also spermine, which is one hell of a powerful antioxidant. According to Dr. Patricia Farris, a leading dermatologist, not only do antioxidants āhelp to reduce wrinkles and agingā but they also are highly effective in āreducing inflammation, such as rosacea.ā
That's all great, but you can just use actual products that are meant to go on your face. The pH of semen is way too alkaline, which means it can disrupt the acid mantle of the skin. When this happens, the skin becomes prone to infection, acne, roughness, flaking, irritation, and dehydration. It's NOT a good thing to fuck with the acid mantle of your skin. Semen's high sodium content means it can be drying and irritating. Then there's an allergy component to consider, allergic contact dermatitis is a thing. There's also the STI risk (you risk getting it on/in your lips, nose, and eyes).
Also, there's a difference between synthesized compounds in a product and straight up putting what it's derived from on your face. If you want more protein, then use snail mucin or bee venom. The pH of those is better for the skin.
There are TONS of articles on the internet about why it's a good idea to put lemon juice, baking soda, cat litter, and semen on your face. That doesn't mean it actually is.
If that defining personality trait is the one which sees people being put off from being with you, would it not be time to find another, more endearing one?
A signed, legally binding document indicating that you have obtained explicit consent from the woman you're about to engage in sexual contact with and which has been notarized by at least 5 different feminist minority WOC
(does not exempt you from being subject of possible regret rape in the near or distant future)
Incels are supposed to be involutary celibates. Not, childish as fuck and picky even though I don't deserve these people celebates. Its so funny that you would even say something so fucking stupid. Like is there seriously something wrong with you mentally? Guarantee there's many incels that would be happy to be with a nice woman that makes them happy and respects them, and it wouldn't matter if she was with another guy. It's stupid dumb fucks like you that make incels looks bad. Not all incels are bad people, stop ruining their name or fuck off.
How can you call yourself an incel? Just curious. Everyone always says they would take anything they can but you claim im not good enough or I look so horrible. I look perfectly normal. Nothing about me looks old in any way. I'm not saggy or wrinkly. You guys are just mad at nothing. You choose to be celibate if you're gunna act like you're too good for me. That's just stupid.
You just criticized me and tried telling me I look old and shit and acted like I'm shit or something. There's plenty of other people that would think I look nice that I can give my address to.
Yes there are. And no that's not why. I'm arguing with a person on the internet because I'm off work and have nothing to do and I don't like going out places, and I don't have friends.
I don't care what you saw. If I cared I wouldn't put it on Reddit. Lmao roast beef white trash but I've had sex with 2 whole people in my life. Ohnoooo. I'd love to see a picture of you if you insist that I'd never be good enough for you.
https://imgur.com/2v5Bhhw
You'll compalin all day nobody wants you but shit on people like me for literally no reason at all.
No that's not what I was trying to do either. I don't need validation. I don't care what you think of me. But now I refuse to believe that you guys can't get any pussy at all. I refuse to believe that nobody wants you. You just chose to be celibate.
It's only an issue if you're showing your asshole to strangers on the internet and asking them if your'e good enough for them. Only one of us have done such a thing.
I didn't ask you. I don't need your confirmation lmao. It's my butthole I can do whatever I want with it. Quit crying because I tried fucking you. Anyways, I'm over all that. Idk why you replied.
Were you actually going to have sex with one of the incels? I feel like more hot girls should do that. It's like a weird sort of charity and it might actually make some difference.
A signed, legally binding document indicating that you have obtained explicit consent from the woman you're about to engage in sexual contact with and which has been notarized by at least 5 different feminist minority WOC
(does not exempt you from being subject of possible regret rape in the near or distant future)
143 comments
1 lifeisbullshit95 2018-05-20
MeToo
1 mychemicalchristmas 2018-05-20
More women are into this than you think
1 WahmenMustDIe 2018-05-20
for chad maybe
1 justforlulzandkeks 2018-05-20
Not for incels obviously
1 zZacharyChad 2018-05-20
Not surprising if you know wymyn lol.
1 bigmac860 2018-05-20
True
1 lonely_suicidal_cel 2018-05-20
Only for Chad
1 Revoltization 2018-05-20
hi IT
1 chillenyo2 2018-05-20
screenshot finger positioning disarmed
1 LateraLincisor 2018-05-20
what's the strategy, have a violent title, a message body "With my load, after receiving enthusiastic consent." to make it sound like a joke, then after receiving positive replies like 'that's funny' or 'me too', edit the message body to sound violent?
1 BLACCEL 2018-05-20
Chill with the paranoia bro and just laugh and go on
1 thumpar72 2018-05-20
lol. cope dude. i post on inceltears and I'm what you could call a chad. well, got to go pick le wife from girl's night šš¤
1 xigoi 2018-05-20
No, it's to show that we aren't all violent misogynists as you like saying.
1 LateraLincisor 2018-05-20
>as you like saying
I've never said that. If you mean a plural 'you', don't read too much into what subs people interact with.
1 xigoi 2018-05-20
Sorry, now that Botcel is away with its stats, it's harder to see where people come from. Edited.
1 LateraLincisor 2018-05-20
we could perhaps make a list of which IT posters made certain categories of comments
1 MagratM 2018-05-20
What a waste of cum... Much better in the mouth.
1 terminopia 2018-05-20
Cheeky
1 MagratM 2018-05-20
Mind you, it's also good as a protein mask for the face... I'd still prefer it over my tongue though.
Ah well, those days are past... sigh
1 terminopia 2018-05-20
Send nudes over fax machine
1 MagratM 2018-05-20
I don't have a fax machine... Or a camera with a wide angle lens... lol
1 terminopia 2018-05-20
Send nudes in morse code.
1 MagratM 2018-05-20
How does that work then?
They would be big dots, mind...
1 terminopia 2018-05-20
Make pixel art nudes on minecraft plos Iām rlly nice goy Iāll treat u right bb š š šš
1 fathrowaway2527 2018-05-20
One possible way it could, send the RGB values per pixel for the entire image as Morse code. That can be used to reconstruct the image at the other end.
1 MagratM 2018-05-20
Sounds like far too much work.
1 justforlulzandkeks 2018-05-20
l-lewd OwO
1 MagratM 2018-05-20
Yeah, but he started it... points to OP
1 justforlulzandkeks 2018-05-20
I didn't know you could talk like this mommy
It makes me feel weird
1 MagratM 2018-05-20
I am an inappropriate adult. You'll work it out... heh
1 Ropeismycope23 2018-05-20
Smfh
1 thr0w123away456 2018-05-20
what causes your chronic pain?
1 MagratM 2018-05-20
Adhesion Related Disorder- it means my abdomen is slowly filling with scar tissue that is gluing my organs and intestines together
1 CHAD_THUNDERCUCK 2018-05-20
Maybe you shouldn't have swallowed so much of Chad's cum.
1 MagratM 2018-05-20
I never swallowed any of Chad's cum. Never dated above a 6.
1 CHAD_THUNDERCUCK 2018-05-20
Swallow mine then
1 MagratM 2018-05-20
Aren't you on the wrong continent? Or do you have a really, really big knob to get it from the US to here?
Anyway, my issue isn't even sex related...
1 thr0w123away456 2018-05-20
Looks like you're having a pleasant time.
1 MagratM 2018-05-20
Well, I spend a lot of time off my face on painkillers because it's sore. Not sure if that classes as pleasant... lol
1 PM_ME_TENDIE_STORIES 2018-05-20
Canāt you get surgery for it? I googled that and it sounds like there are surgical procedures to remove the stuff.
1 MagratM 2018-05-20
They won't do surgery for mine unless it becomes life threatening, because the operations to remove scar tissue would cause even more scar tissue. In some people the scarring grows quite slowly, so it's a possible.
1 PPPD-488 2018-05-20
Women are actually into that? To what benefit though? Isn't it sticky and stuff? And does it not feel degrading? Sure does seem degrading.
1 MagratM 2018-05-20
SOme women like it, and yes it's sticky. I'd recommend not getting it in your eyes either, because it stings.
It is really good for your skin though. Plus if you want to do it, it's not really degrading.
1 ChimericalRequem 2018-05-20
It's not a good face mask. The pH of semen is way too acidic.
1 MagratM 2018-05-20
https://www.medicaldaily.com/extraordinary-things-you-can-do-sperm-242190
https://www.bustle.com/articles/98651-is-semen-really-good-for-your-skin-6-things-you-didnt-know-you-could-do-with
https://newtheory.com/is-semen-good-or-bad-for-your-skin-myth-busted-literally/
Still, thatās not all semenās got stored in it ā thereās also spermine, which is one hell of a powerful antioxidant. According to Dr. Patricia Farris, a leading dermatologist, not only do antioxidants āhelp to reduce wrinkles and agingā but they also are highly effective in āreducing inflammation, such as rosacea.ā
1 ChimericalRequem 2018-05-20
That's all great, but you can just use actual products that are meant to go on your face. The pH of semen is way too alkaline, which means it can disrupt the acid mantle of the skin. When this happens, the skin becomes prone to infection, acne, roughness, flaking, irritation, and dehydration. It's NOT a good thing to fuck with the acid mantle of your skin. Semen's high sodium content means it can be drying and irritating. Then there's an allergy component to consider, allergic contact dermatitis is a thing. There's also the STI risk (you risk getting it on/in your lips, nose, and eyes).
Also, there's a difference between synthesized compounds in a product and straight up putting what it's derived from on your face. If you want more protein, then use snail mucin or bee venom. The pH of those is better for the skin.
There are TONS of articles on the internet about why it's a good idea to put lemon juice, baking soda, cat litter, and semen on your face. That doesn't mean it actually is.
1 MagratM 2018-05-20
Oh, I know, but if a guy is going to put it on your face in the first place, might as well get a bit of benefit before washing it all off anyway.
1 ChimericalRequem 2018-05-20
I'm not sure what part of "That's not good for your face" you didn't understand.
1 MagratM 2018-05-20
I'm not sure what part of the original post you missed out on.
1 GazzaRowe 2018-05-20
Myy genes may be too poor for me to make money donating to a spermbank, but I can still sell my seed to cosmetic companies. Where do I post it to?
1 MagratM 2018-05-20
Absolutely no clue...
You might find a buyer on craigslist though
1 takeyourfill 2018-05-20
brb- cumming on my own face to looks max.
1 CountyMcCounterson 2018-05-20
Eww gross
1 MagratM 2018-05-20
What? Are you saying you wouldn't cum in a girl's mouth if you ever got a blow job?
1 CountyMcCounterson 2018-05-20
Maybe it's all the sticky cum fusing your organs together
1 MagratM 2018-05-20
I really don't think so. All the stuff I ingested went through my digestive tract, not into my peritoneal cavity.
1 GazzaRowe 2018-05-20
Big fucking if.
1 MagratM 2018-05-20
Aye, but all things are possible, even if it's in an alternate reality
1 GazzaRowe 2018-05-20
Many-worlds only applies to quantum events. Macroscopic processes are entirely deterministic.
1 MagratM 2018-05-20
And in another universe, you're less of a sanctimonious prick.
1 GazzaRowe 2018-05-20
Would I really be me though? That's kinda my defining personality trait.
1 MagratM 2018-05-20
If that defining personality trait is the one which sees people being put off from being with you, would it not be time to find another, more endearing one?
1 GazzaRowe 2018-05-20
Being a dickhead is how I avoid letting on how vulnerable I am.
1 MagratM 2018-05-20
You can do that without being an ass.
1 GazzaRowe 2018-05-20
Be nice and people try to take advantage of you. Be a cynical dickhead and people know you've already assumed the worst of them.
1 MagratM 2018-05-20
Be a cynical dickhead and you end up friendless, alone and wondering if it's because you're ugly.
1 GazzaRowe 2018-05-20
What if my friends are also cynical dickheads?
1 MagratM 2018-05-20
Carry on then. You'll still end up wondering why you only have dickhead friends.
1 GazzaRowe 2018-05-20
It's obviously because people like othwrs wiyh similar personalities.
1 35yoGeneticTrash 2018-05-20
t. attention whore
1 MagratM 2018-05-20
Awww, I was just having a laugh. Is that not allowed any more?
1 jotaro_kuj0 2018-05-20
Say hello to inceltears.
Bait game on point.
1 Fogfroof 2018-05-20
Lol
1 ChromeHomeDome 2018-05-20
Can I be included in the screenshot, IT?
1 justforlulzandkeks 2018-05-20
Kek i knew what the punchline was
1 chadthemadlad 2018-05-20
You should shoot yourself in the face.... with your own load for making a stupid post.
1 TestosteroneFilled 2018-05-20
Why would he do that when your mom would take it gladly, enthusiastically?
1 bigantennaemay1 2018-05-20
MeToo, I'd like to do that as well. With enthusiastic consent, of course.
1 The_Real_Cannaman 2018-05-20
Ur never gonna get it mate
1 bigantennaemay1 2018-05-20
No shit mate
1 The_Real_Cannaman 2018-05-20
Hookers maybe
1 bigantennaemay1 2018-05-20
They don't sell validation, only sex.
1 The_Real_Cannaman 2018-05-20
They sell permission to cum on the face which is something, but yeah doesn't mean shit if she isn't enthusiastic about it...
1 The_Real_Cannaman 2018-05-20
Even if we escape inceldom trough betabuxxing, we will never get to do this...
1 lonely_suicidal_cel 2018-05-20
We can at least watch Tyrone and the wifey do it
1 5ft3mentalcel3rdban 2018-05-20
what did he mean by this?
1 justforlulzandkeks 2018-05-20
A signed, legally binding document indicating that you have obtained explicit consent from the woman you're about to engage in sexual contact with and which has been notarized by at least 5 different feminist minority WOC
(does not exempt you from being subject of possible regret rape in the near or distant future)
1 5ft3mentalcel3rdban 2018-05-20
cool, thanks. can add "ethusastic" to my vocab pool now.
1 AcrobaticSwordfish 2018-05-20
Same. But LITERALLY.
1 NutNotBusted 2018-05-20
You can only do it if you are good looking, otherwise is rape
1 JamesLucratif 2018-05-20
How dare you. I RE-SPACT WAH-MEN
With rape threats teehee
1 circlingldn 2018-05-20
no woman no cry, just di
1 Stoic_Stranger 2018-05-20
What?
1 circlingldn 2018-05-20
Everythings gonna be alright, just ldar and cry
1 NerdWerl 2018-05-20
Cringe
1 Stoic_Stranger 2018-05-20
Your joke is probably going over my head, but no woman no cry means stop crying woman not no woman = no crying.
1 therealjaster 2018-05-20
In writing, correct?
1 TwoGendersOneIncel 2018-05-20
How could you ever kiss a woman knowing another man has blown his beans all over her face?
1 rachelxoxoknoz 2018-05-20
Yeah I guess that's be a problem if you didn't shower or brush your teeth ever.
1 TwoGendersOneIncel 2018-05-20
Being a disgusting whore who has a guys cum seep into her skin can't be washed away
1 rachelxoxoknoz 2018-05-20
Incels are supposed to be involutary celibates. Not, childish as fuck and picky even though I don't deserve these people celebates. Its so funny that you would even say something so fucking stupid. Like is there seriously something wrong with you mentally? Guarantee there's many incels that would be happy to be with a nice woman that makes them happy and respects them, and it wouldn't matter if she was with another guy. It's stupid dumb fucks like you that make incels looks bad. Not all incels are bad people, stop ruining their name or fuck off.
1 ummyourdaddy 2018-05-20
shut your roast trap, dumb whore.
1 rachelxoxoknoz 2018-05-20
I like it when you talk to me like that daddy
1 ummyourdaddy 2018-05-20
tits out, then.
1 rachelxoxoknoz 2018-05-20
https://imgur.com/zjfrs6k
1 ummyourdaddy 2018-05-20
lol. pathetic whore. you're supposed to have grand kids at this age. the fuck are you doing on an incel forum? eww
1 rachelxoxoknoz 2018-05-20
Oh yeah keep talking to me like that. You have no idea what it does to me daddy!
1 rachelxoxoknoz 2018-05-20
I'm supposed to have grandkids at 22?
1 ummyourdaddy 2018-05-20
22? you look like you hit the wall at 3 instead of 30. didn't get the memo?
1 rachelxoxoknoz 2018-05-20
How can you call yourself an incel? Just curious. Everyone always says they would take anything they can but you claim im not good enough or I look so horrible. I look perfectly normal. Nothing about me looks old in any way. I'm not saggy or wrinkly. You guys are just mad at nothing. You choose to be celibate if you're gunna act like you're too good for me. That's just stupid.
1 ummyourdaddy 2018-05-20
fine.... I'll fuck you. PM your address.
1 rachelxoxoknoz 2018-05-20
You just criticized me and tried telling me I look old and shit and acted like I'm shit or something. There's plenty of other people that would think I look nice that I can give my address to.
1 ummyourdaddy 2018-05-20
are there, really? is that why you're arguing with an internet loser on a monday evening?
1 rachelxoxoknoz 2018-05-20
Yes there are. And no that's not why. I'm arguing with a person on the internet because I'm off work and have nothing to do and I don't like going out places, and I don't have friends.
1 ummyourdaddy 2018-05-20
so... a loser. also you're literal white trash. and I just saw your roast beef... ewww. stop replying, roastie.
1 rachelxoxoknoz 2018-05-20
I don't care what you saw. If I cared I wouldn't put it on Reddit. Lmao roast beef white trash but I've had sex with 2 whole people in my life. Ohnoooo. I'd love to see a picture of you if you insist that I'd never be good enough for you. https://imgur.com/2v5Bhhw You'll compalin all day nobody wants you but shit on people like me for literally no reason at all.
1 ummyourdaddy 2018-05-20
you seem very insecure about your looks and yourself in general. I suggest you take therapy. :)
1 rachelxoxoknoz 2018-05-20
If I was that insecure I wouldn't put my butthole on Reddit. I was just trying to give some pussy to an incel.
1 ummyourdaddy 2018-05-20
you're so insecure you're trying to get validation from ugly men. You figured we'd be easy. Not here. :/
1 rachelxoxoknoz 2018-05-20
No that's not what I was trying to do either. I don't need validation. I don't care what you think of me. But now I refuse to believe that you guys can't get any pussy at all. I refuse to believe that nobody wants you. You just chose to be celibate.
1 rachelxoxoknoz 2018-05-20
https://imgur.com/YF2OnUX
I saw her butthole and vagina RUNNN REEEEE
1 ummyourdaddy 2018-05-20
are you mentally unstable?
1 rachelxoxoknoz 2018-05-20
Nope. I just told you what I was trying to do but it clearly didn't work cuz you must be a top notch incel with some serious standards.
1 ummyourdaddy 2018-05-20
yeah I don't have time or patience for some white trash hen. and you clearly have self-esteem issues. so stop replying to me and get help. bye.
1 rachelxoxoknoz 2018-05-20
I don't need any, and I have 0 self esteem issues. Idk why you're trying to call the kettle blackš¤· aren't you the one with self esteem issues?
1 ummyourdaddy 2018-05-20
It's only an issue if you're showing your asshole to strangers on the internet and asking them if your'e good enough for them. Only one of us have done such a thing.
1 rachelxoxoknoz 2018-05-20
I didn't ask you. I don't need your confirmation lmao. It's my butthole I can do whatever I want with it. Quit crying because I tried fucking you. Anyways, I'm over all that. Idk why you replied.
1 BobSolid 2018-05-20
Were you actually going to have sex with one of the incels? I feel like more hot girls should do that. It's like a weird sort of charity and it might actually make some difference.
1 TwoGendersOneIncel 2018-05-20
Take your roastbeef flaps, and use them to fly away, sugartits
1 TwoGendersOneIncel 2018-05-20
Why do stupid holes always try and back talk? You're a hole, no one cares about your worthless hole opinion.
Take your roastbeef flaps, and use them to fly away, sugartits
1 rachelxoxoknoz 2018-05-20
Lmao whatever you say bud.
1 FireAlarm911 2018-05-20
Disgusting cunt.
1 rachelxoxoknoz 2018-05-20
You don't even know what the fuck you're talking about. I take care of myself. Low IQ cunt.
1 ivanttobealone 2018-05-20
i saw this coming, no pun intended
1 vandalsavagecabbage 2018-05-20
Normie
1 bengalsturntup5532 2018-05-20
Inceltears- omg did he just say that!!! Jeezle peets!!!
1 Legoman24 2018-05-20
Me too.
1 customeexample 2018-05-20
You should shoot yourself in the face, with a shotgun you pig:D
1 deathlyhapa 2018-05-20
A+ troll
1 Fitnesse 2018-05-20
You joke, but this shit feels terrific. Wife and I do it when we've had a few drinks.
Wait, what sub am I on again?
1 Chrises18 2018-05-20
Top kek, my friend!
1 captvic 2018-05-20
Kek
1 geneticwaste43 2018-05-20
Chad only
1 Zyklon_Bae 2018-05-20
Be sure to have a notarized agreement, and at least two female witnesses.
1 wont_tell_i_refuse_ 2018-05-20
W R I T T E N
consent. Notarize that shit for +1 personality points
1 ummyourdaddy 2018-05-20
put me in the screenshots, faggot.
1 rachelxoxoknoz 2018-05-20
I literally threw pussy at you and you got mad about it.
1 FireAlarm911 2018-05-20
Throw pussy at me
1 rachelxoxoknoz 2018-05-20
Are you hear to tell me I look like shit too?
1 rachelxoxoknoz 2018-05-20
https://imgur.com/YF2OnUX
I saw her butthole and vagina RUNNN REEEEEEEE
1 UnbreakableiPhone7 2018-05-20
Perfect bait thread lmao
1 Ropeismycope23 2018-05-20
Smfh
1 thr0w123away456 2018-05-20
what causes your chronic pain?
1 justforlulzandkeks 2018-05-20
A signed, legally binding document indicating that you have obtained explicit consent from the woman you're about to engage in sexual contact with and which has been notarized by at least 5 different feminist minority WOC
(does not exempt you from being subject of possible regret rape in the near or distant future)
1 ummyourdaddy 2018-05-20
lol. pathetic whore. you're supposed to have grand kids at this age. the fuck are you doing on an incel forum? eww
1 LateraLincisor 2018-05-20
we could perhaps make a list of which IT posters made certain categories of comments