Jock vs. Gymcel. Women can tell the difference in a split second
114 2018-05-20 by Eggman9
The Gymcel makes approximately 90% of the University Gym:
1)He has little status/does aspergery stuff like chicken and sweet potatos meal preps in Tupperware that he is seen eating.
2)Some of the Guys will have big/compensating beards. Ethnics will wear weird things like leggins, and have silly haircuts that are really short on the side with very gelled tops.
3) Muscles are creatine/glycagoen/water swollen due to higher estrogen and not so good hormonal profile. Disproporate and bad incertions, but the gymcel thinks he looks good.
The Jock: An Athlete, he simply looks Fast and Powerful, He has naturally very developed shoulders/neck. Girls check him out, gymcels get out of his way. His Eyes are Hooded, jaw is robust, and brows are strong.
Why are Jocks So popular to girls from age 16-Death?
The better the athlete the guy is, the more females he will have in his life. Our society Loves JOCKS.
HS Jocks=Status College Jocks=Alot of Status Pro Jocks= Super Status any girl you want.
Attraction is Primal and completely unconscious. A female Recognizes a Hunter/Fighter in split seconds. Being a Hunter/Fighter is all that matters. That is what men are Built for, to feed/protect women while they reproduce. Simple really.
Robust skulls/Bones, Large Necks, Wide Shoulders, Wirey/explosive muscle, Lower bodyfat, agility, facial growth/symetrys.
A Mans WORTH back in the day was How Fast/Explosive and Powerful he was. Could he chase down animals, and fight foreign tribes? That was his worth. What else did men do back then really? The last 200,000 years, its so ingrained into females brains.
The face is simply scanned for two things.
Symmetry=Health/Development.
Eye Area= Fighter/Hunter/Hooded Eyes and Brow ridges.
That is what the face signifies.
57 comments
1 cookin_breakfast 2018-05-20
Gymcels on suicide watch
1 harambeazn 2018-05-20
yep
1 NewLoadsOfFun 2018-05-20
We always we're
1 GasolineCanBeer 2018-05-20
That would imply anyone cares
1 Space-Pirate-Calico 2018-05-20
You guys put too much stock in tribes. Social status is mainly within the social group. Its not foreign males you are competing with, its males within your own group.
1 youjustabattlerapper 2018-05-20
Internet broke that in a big way, college is a huge reset on that too
1 Eggman9 2018-05-20
(Jock vs. Gymcel)(https://imgur.com/a/rZLLV7K)
1 Eggman9 2018-05-20
It's easy to spot the difference
1 dumbkidaccount 2018-05-20
I can tell the left guy spins plates lmoooo
1 bcat124 2018-05-20
Lmao I fit the ethnic gymcel perfectly.
1 chadbhava 2018-05-20
durant
1 TruthbeTold9999 2018-05-20
The saddest part about gymcels is a lot of them go for 6-8 packs but don't realize that being in that body fat percentage through clean eating actually lowers testosterone... meanwhile the athletic Chad with flat abs is railing the girl and ordering Domino's afterward and then just breezes through the weightroom not even trying the next day.
1 guerillahubris00 2018-05-20
also facial leanness is more determined by genetics than low bf thats a fact. im skinny with some abs but i still got some cheek fat and my jaw isnt that sharp. my dad has a dad bod with a belly and has a prominent jaw and sunken cheeks. i got screwed so hard
1 The_Real_Cannaman 2018-05-20
This comment is 100% truth, i've got almost six pack visible, yet my face chubby as fuck
1 shockinghillaryquote 2018-05-20
Great post. This is why you want to develop yourself playing a sport plus some gymratting.
Best shape I was ever in was working my ass off at a winery, great but tough experience, and my body turned into a Chad's body AND I was tanned.
I moved back to wine country so I hope to do that again.
1 Nobodykers 2018-05-20
Left one could slay from time to time of not super short
1 toasty_turban 2018-05-20
I’m not an incel but I don’t think people here are really looking at these things the right way at all. Lifting can’t make up for lack of style.
First off, the issue with the dude on the left is that he clearly isn’t styling himself in a way that fits his features at all and that is what is making him less attractive. There’s no question as to whether he is in great shape. However, He clearly has a smaller/more posteriorly places jaw and he actually accentuates that with his beard and his hairstyle. For someone with his facial structure he should not be rocking a hairstyle with such long hair on the sides because it widens the top of his head and makes the bottom of his head/chin look less broad in comparison. Second issue is that his beard is more on his neck than it is on his face and doesn’t have the mustache filled in. Again, he’s actually decreasing the abruptness of the drop off from his chin to his neck by having the volume filled in with hair. If he kept the beard thinner and more on his face rather than his neck then his face would look more attractive. He could also potentially get his eyebrows done then keep them up himself so that they have a nice shape.
1 Eggman9 2018-05-20
Just get a compensating haircut to fix your bloated beta face bro!
1 toasty_turban 2018-05-20
The point isn’t comparing the two of them. The point is demonstrating that everyone has reasonable things that they can do to improve their appearance. For some, it’s not much that they need to do, for others it’s a few things like the guy on the left. There are very very few people who are irreparably unattractive. Once the list of superficial changes have been used up, all that is left is changes in confidence, interests, friendliness(genuinely without expecting anything in return and not caring if someone isn’t nice to you back) , etc. People can spend their whole lives comparing themselves to the people around them, but that takes away so much time that could be used for self improvement. If people look at finding someone to be with as a competition with other men for a trophy, that is the single first thing they need to change because I could not imaging a less attractive mentality to a reasonable woman. Not only does it signify insecurity and maybe even bitterness around women, it seriously devalues the part that other person plays in the relationship. There’s no question that it’s easier for a woman to gain interest from men than it is the other way around. However, once a relationship is started it’s no longer nearly as one sided and I’d have trouble imagining women would be attracted to men who don’t look past only the initial part of a relationship.
1 everythingshewants7 2018-05-20
Nothing can save his jaw and chin except osteotomy.
1 CurrentlyRotting 2018-05-20
His beard IS on his face guy but however his mandible is just retruded. But yes it could climb higher on his face, it could be longer for faking attractive mandible positioning
1 cool144 2018-05-20
been saying this for years. women can tell the difference immediately and even make fun of gymcels at my college
go to any gym on a Friday or Saturday night and you'll see the gymcels compensating for their terrible genetics. A true athlete can surpass a gymcel with worse nutrition and work ethic
1 __vs__ 2018-05-20
I'd like a study that links Asperger's to chicken and sweet potato consumption
That's called "fashion", although there's nothing wrong with finding it weird
Also, why does seemingly everything in this sub revolve around comparing yourselves to others?
1 fuckup-nomore 2018-05-20
He’s just saying how people who go to the gym obsess over what we eat and eat bland food all the time (because that’s what you fucking do when you diet lol) is aspie because it’s obsessive and over the top. According to the internet anybody who does anything more than a few time a week has aspergers/autism.
Obviously chads don’t have to do shit to look good they were born with superior face AND body genetics and people who weren’t have to watch what they eat and workout consistently, this guy in the op is projecting and trying to make fun of people who actually try to look good.
1 hello_from_themoon 2018-05-20
hunters don't chase down animals. You either shoot them with arrows and then walk them down, or you corner them with team, or you trap them.
no human can chase successfully any 4-legged creature, don't even try. Try chasing a cat sometimes, even if you are usain bolt+10 you have no chance against the speed and agility of a dog or a cat.
the reason fems want a lot of muscle is the same reason they want tall men, height and muscles are energy waster, and if you can waste energy, you must be really good at getting energy and she plans to siphon those surplus for her offsprings.
1 RoastBeefEnthusiast 2018-05-20
IIRC a human can chase down pretty much any animal and catch it thanks to superior endurance. I'm not sure whether this applies to subhumans.
1 hello_from_themoon 2018-05-20
that's not a chase, that's persistence hunting.
1 pronatalist257 2018-05-20
you are wrong, put yourself in a open field with any 4 legged animal and you can chase it down by simply tiring it out. No animal has endurance like humans. Only animal capable of running marathons anf ultra marathons is humans.
I have chased down cats and chickens etc multiple times just by tiring them out by chasing them no nstop for a few minutes straight
1 hello_from_themoon 2018-05-20
chickens do not have 4 legs
and cats only let you catch them because they know you are friendly
1 pronatalist257 2018-05-20
Read up on it. Humans have the best endurance of all animals.
1 hello_from_themoon 2018-05-20
not being disputed
1 pronatalist257 2018-05-20
saw those videos of african tribesmen running down antelopes? the antelopes can run upwards of 60km/ph but after a few minutes its exhausted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=826HMLoiE_o
1 GymcellingisCope1 2018-05-20
Endurance hunting was how we got food for almost 50,000 years. Just chase the deer for 8 hours bro. Srs.
1 pronatalist257 2018-05-20
i included a video of a man actually chasing down a deer
1 minoxidilcel 2018-05-20
a marathon burns less than 3000 calories, if the reward for that is hundreds of pounds of meat the waste of energy is pretty minimal for the energy gained
1 hello_from_themoon 2018-05-20
you are not lone-hunting grizzly bear lol.
1 minoxidilcel 2018-05-20
lets say its 5 guys hunting a moose, then? a pound of moose meat has 500 calories. average weight for a bull would be 1000-1800 pounds, they are fuckhuge. at minimum that's 500 000 calories. if the guys all run a marathon after the moose and another marathon back, they spend 3000 * 5 * 2 = 30000 calories. that's a net gain of 470 000 calories.
1 hello_from_themoon 2018-05-20
that's the good time.
when time is tough, having extra muscle and height is a big disadvantage because your daily caloric requirement is bigger.
1 MgtowEuphoria 2018-05-20
I don't like going to the Gym because it's full of CurryCels who are passive aggressive towards everyone (including their own race) and they like to hog the machines and sit on their own phone.
The Gym is also full of middle aged white men who act the same way.
1 urolysis 2018-05-20
An Amish!
1 Picopeso 2018-05-20
LMAO
Chad eats what he wants and hits the gym maybe twice a month and looks great because of his genetics, primarily his frame... meanwhile you have copeartist gymcelers going everyday for an hour, chugging disgusting protein shakes, creatine, pre-workout, vitamins, caffeine pills, maybe some roids/HGH too and it's STILL over for them. JFL.
Seriously, the number of gymcels I see obsessing like this is fucking pathetic. Timing their protein shakes to exactly 6.23 minutes after working out.
1 PopLegion 2018-05-20
There is no Chad who works out twice a month and is still ripped genetics doesn't take you that far. Every jock at my school hs and college worked out at least 5-6 times a day, would take creatine and protein shakes and still cared about their body. You can be born luckier in genetics, but a Chad that eats what he wants and never works out will be a fatass by 30 just like anyone else.
1 The_Real_Cannaman 2018-05-20
Twice a week fr
1 T-Earl-Grey-Hot 2018-05-20
The Virgin Gymcel vs The Chad Jock
1 Tha_Crock 2018-05-20
The gymcel goes to the gym to compensate
The jock plays sport to develoo
1 VartanX 2018-05-20
Nailed it. Mods, sticky this.
1 uglyloser567 2018-05-20
The gymcel in the picture isn't even ugly. Fucking delusional cope
1 GuyFromGujarat 2018-05-20
Brutal truth
1 Cock_Demon 2018-05-20
Fucking 10/10
1 WhyNotLayDownAndRot 2018-05-20
MEAL PREP IS LIFE
that shit got so old when i was gymceling. i can’t stand sweet potatoes anymore
1 WhyNotLayDownAndRot 2018-05-20
the first 2 are so fucking true lmao. every ethnic at my gym looks exactly the same. 5’5 with a coping beard and undercut, leggings/adidas tiro 17 pants one size too small, nike roshes for some reason and a stringer tanktop.
1 SuperUgly5 2018-05-20
Nike roshes are shoes that manlets wear to make them look a lot taller than they actually are.
1 berserkerwolf11 2018-05-20
Probably a currycel
1 TommyNobility 2018-05-20
How do you think jocks obtain their bodies? Magic? It’s about face/height. Nobody can tell if you actually do sports or not based on pictures, unless you’re a caricature of bodybuilding
1 Dennis_Rudman 2018-05-20
You sound like a gigantic pussy
1 CHAD_THUNDERCUCK 2018-05-20
This was written by a salty roastie
/r/gymcels
1 ekg_three 2018-05-20
face, height, natural build > being ripped
1 mittrinilli 2018-05-20
Gymceling is the most desperate cope ever!
1 whoopsidied 2018-05-20
Meh. I'd fuck em both lol
1 GREYnRED 2018-05-20
It's more of a testosterone factor. Cause we humans(or subhumans) Don't have claws or powerful jaws or teeth so the most efficient way to kill a prey . let's say antelope was to chase it for miles and miles and then after it was tired killing it with a stone or bone. And long distance runners have high testosterone. So instead of compound lifts try running other than from roasties or Stacys.
1 CaligulaWasRight 2018-05-20
High iq posts. Gymcels waste all their money on cycles, needled, gymcel clothes, and supplements. Jocks don't need that shit, plus they have trust funds to cover that shit if they do wanna splurge a little
1 harambeazn 2018-05-20
Good thing I don't have a poverty tier jaw like the guy on the left. bless my genes
1 berserkerwolf11 2018-05-20
I see no fucking point going to gym for nothing but to impress woman.
1 arabcelus 2018-05-20
Old but gold ;(