I’m an incel and my roommate is having a party tonight. I get to watch people live their normal lives from my window while I dream of the rope. Fuck summer

97  2018-05-20 by nosquadsnomasters

119 comments

I mean sex or no you could go have a couple beers and shake some hands.

Get out there and live life.

Just shake some hands bro!

Lol

shake some hands

those hands have touched penises and vaginas

Is this what they mean by get an unenthusiastic handjob? See ya virgins.

What if he doesn’t have hands, huh? It’s over for ampucells.

It'll only end in regret and more despair when you realize it was pointless to do so because none of them will ever bother to talk to you again.

I mean that's life. I have probably shaken 5000 hands and maybe 5 of those turned out to be ok people I would call friends.

Shoot your shot.

Can't shoot your shot when you don't have one in the first place aha. I don't want to waste what little energy I have on sperging out in front of people when I could be in the house coping.

Are you in therapy?

Yeah. It's pointless. Because all it is, is paying him to be my friend, listen to me bitch, then send me on my way with no solution in sight.

People are the solution.

They are an outlet. Letting it live inside you is much worse.

No it isn't lol. It doesn't help me at all. How is it supposed to fix my problems just by telling someone who doesn't even care about me? I wish they would give me meds and let me get the fuck on with life. I don't want to deal with it anymore, at this point I'd rather get dosed up on some Xanax and be spaced out all the time, as long as I don't have to deal with this crippling loneliness and depression and everything else that's wrong with me. But no, they won't do that either, so yay.

If therapy is the best solution (it is) and that requires telling a person your problems then how do you expect to get better?

I'll tell them my problems, but what I expect from them is a solution.

What if that solution is something you don't want to hear?

Like more social interactions, no drugs and working on your work life/ money shit?

The permanent solutions don't involve drugs.

Well, I'm going to need something to fix the chemical imbalance. The permanent solution might involve medication, but they are messing around with me and not giving me the right ones. I wish I could find a gf even with my mental issues, just like every cute quirky mentally ill girl finds a Chad despite being messed up. I hate this world.

A girlfriend won't solve your problems.

A toxic relationship can ruin your life more than depression.

Sure you might feel better initially but eventually your demons come back with vigor.

Trust me. Work on yourself so you can be the type of guy you don't hate when you look in the mirror.

If you can't look in a mirror and like what you see how could a suitable female?

It won't solve all my problems, but it will solve a lifetime of loneliness and feeling unwanted like a piece of shit. I don't care about loving myself, I never will. I need a woman to love me and let me love them. I've been tested and diagnosed but that's all. They never will do anything. It's been 2 and a half years since I've started getting help for this bullshit and it's been futile.

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Jeez its almost like a lof of your difficulty with people comes less from you being ugly and more from a lot of anxiety and not really knowing how to socially interact with other people. I'm being genuine about this part, watch some youtube videos about flirting and holding conversation and then before you go out take some CBD pills/oils. They're legal in Canada and I think as long as they're made from hemp they're legal in the US and its a miracle drug for anxiety. It'll help get you through the social interaction and studies have shown that people have more successful social interaction while under its influence.

I don't know how to interact with people at all. Do I have to order CBD pills online? I already smoke but that just makes me more anxious and kills my high if I go out.

Yeah, definitely start with some youtube videos, it sounds dumb but you might pick up something you never thought or get a new perspective on socializing. And yeah, I think there are some places you can order them online, they don't get you high or give you the anxiety that thc can give you. A lot of people are switching over to them to help with depression and anxiety.

My therapist actually told me to watch some YouTube videos about how people interact, so it must be a good place to start. I'll look I to the pills too. Also, do you know if it's possible to do some kind of vocal exercise to lower your voice, I'm insecure as fuck about it because it's pretty high for a guys voice.

honestly I wouldn't worry about it. Like most of the stuff people get insecure about most people don't care. If you want to you can try to manually make it lower but I think that just might make it worse if people find out you're faking it. I would just focus on exuding confidence, we naturally look up to confident (not cocky) people regardless of any other trait and using that helps people ignore your flaws and admire your positive traits.

Leave out the flirting part. Don't look at Einstein's field equation's if you don't understand simple algebra. Just go out and have normal(non flirting/sexual) conversations with both the males and females present and see how that goes.

Doing nothing and just watching from your window won't help.

Shoot your shot.

Normies have a standard magazine, Chad has infinite ammo and incels are playing with half a pair of scissors and a tic-tac.

Or even talk then. They'll ignore you, that's what happens to me.

Incels aren't allowed to do that.

Incel are allowed the exact same thing as everyone else you little victim you...

Yeah, incels just won't get the right kind of reaction.

Nope, we can't shake hands with people as they'd say "screw off creep".

Probably because the conversation would go like this:

Incel: H-h-h-h-hi Stacy: ......... (walks away to Chad) Stacy: Chad, what's wrong with that guy Chad: Oh ignore him he's really awkward Stacy: Who invited him to the party then?

Invited to a party that is at his house?

Stacy wouldn't know that because incel isn't attractive enough to be noticeable

Or it could turn out differently. If you aren't going into the conversation expecting rejecting/a number as the only 2 outcomes, you won't be nearly as nervous and you might actually have fun. Alternatively you could make some guy friends.

Exactly that's my point, and that's coming from an incel. Simply don't go to the party with any sexual expectations and enjoy the beer and conversations.

Instead of trying to talk to stacy incel can just introduce himself to everyone at the party without trying to flirt or something. I'm that incel that can interact normally with others and ppl won't notice anything weird as long as I don't try to flirt or sexually escalate in any way.

Damn it's over for handcels.

So that the people there can just bitch about “the ugly roomate who kept talking to them” once they social is over?

People don't talk like this.

If he manages to only interact with the guys then they won’t think badly of him. The moment he looks at a girl is when he “was creeping” on her and then all of the guys will dislike him too

This is also not true. If you go up and introduce yourself and leave it at that then nothing will happen.

If you want to be their friend they are probably more receptive than if you are constantly sizing them up for fucking.

Your body language changes when you want to fuck someone or you like them and girls pick up on that shit like no other.

Just go into it with the idea your are strictly looking for friends. Any girl who likes you after that point will make it obvious.

Let’s agree to disagree. Let this incel sit inside and everyone is happy.

This is also not true.

Just because you haven't seen it happen, doesn't mean it doesn't happen.

Yes they do. I can't confirm, they're very open about this.

Yeah, they do.

If you don't fit in, it's not really fun. I've been to these kinds of parties many times and it was just really boring. What is the fun of a party if women don't talk to you?

The point of a party is to chill, drink, play drinking games and have fun. If you get laid cool or number cool if not that's cool too. Not everything revolves around fucking or making out.

Preach!

If nobody wants you to be there then it's a really shitty thing to do to go there anyway

I didn't see anywhere that he wasn't wanted or banned from the party. He pays rent too and can walk out to that party and have a beer. Even go to the store and get your own beer and chill. He said none of that.

Then you're making the party worse and reducing the ratio of interesting, attractive people, which is something nobody wants. Next time the party won't be at his house and it's your fault.

That's projecting.

He wouldn’t be incel if he wasn’t an awkward boring loser so no it’s not projecting, it’s a reality you can’t relate with

You need social skills for that. Other wise they'll just make fun of you.

I know that feel, bro.

that looks like a lame as fuck jam

Looks pretty normal to me lol... OP shouldn’t call it a party tho, it looks like a normal hangout

Incels complaining about a scene being lame.

Is this peak irony?

i threw a project x house party in my second year of college, that shit was dope

the smallest party i ever threw ended up with some random stranger spraying a fire extinguisher in the house on the same night that we got that fire extinguisher because officials from the city came and told us that we needed to get one

you just assuming that we're all basement dwellers, or that we were never bluepilled is peak idiocy though

normie

you can throw crazy parties but not have sex, unfortunately

also you can have chaddy friends

you've never been to a house party, or even a kegger, that was better than this? this is a day drink too, in spring? that house should be popping

Go out there and join them.

You should follow your own advice sometimes. Stop being an autist and go find a boyfriend.

Roasties never follow their own advice because they know it’s bullshit.

Imagine modding a sub where you are THIS ignorant about the culture. Wow.

Go terrify a femoid for the lulz.

For that comment? Lol

Yeah lol, The person is trying to say I was calling for op to be violent. I don't condone violence against anyone for no reason. It was more of a women hate ugly men so they are terrified of our presence when we are around them. But anything for the karma over at Inceltears.

They are fucking idiots

They are starting to brigade kek.

damn. Suicide fuel delivered straight to your room

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You banned or something?

Just go out and say hi

no man the fuck is this advice,if he didnt get invited its clear he isnt liked there

Jesus christ you guys are pathetic

DO YOU FUCKING GO OUTISDE????

Just go out and say hi.

you need social skills for that

Just yell shit through the window screen. Bitches love a mysterious man.

That was actually funny, lol.

Lol

I’m drinking by myself to gather the courage to embarrass myself

Report back.

Its obviously a little late now but I've been in your situation, when you're that nervous drinking for courage is a catch-22. The amount of booze you'd have to drink would make you "the trashed guy at the party" and no one wants to talk to him. Sounds like you either need some anti anxiety meds or someone to help make you less awkward. Maybe improve your relationship with your roommate or if its already good get his help introducing yourself to people.

The amount of booze you'd have to drink would make you "the trashed guy at the party" and no one wants to talk to him.

Speak for yourself, man. The only girlfriend I managed to land in my life (although for a very short time), I approached being blindingly drunk.

that was my life for 4 years straight living at college right across the street from all the off campus housing and frat houses. join them and see what happens. if you get rejected you got a good post for braincels later

Look at that girl. Casually showing off her entire legs. Yet if men do something like that it's wrong. Hypocrites.

You mean wearing shorts? I mean..guys wear shorts too.

Not at work. Yet all the women I work with wear sexy dresses and shit

no point in reasoning with the kuffar brother.

they hate the values of modesty.

Imposed modesty is not better than giving unwarranted advice, islamofag.

cool story

Wait what?

I just want to go out there and blow my brains out in front of everyone. Finally I’ll be the centre of attention

Or you could just go out and hang out. It's your place, people will talk to you. At least try for science?

No, people only talk to 6s or above.

Lol no you just stand around awkwardly drinking beer for an hour with nobody talking to you. So you then tried to take some initiative and find that you have nothing in common with anyone. So you go back to your room.

Why do all that when you can just stay in your room the whole time.

Alternately you could get blind drunk and have everyone hate you but that's even worse

Maybe you could just get away from there? Maybe see a movie or something? Deadpool just came out I think. That’s bound to be good for some laughs.

Or. ] Block the exits, exact your retribution.

Just an idea,, it’s not like they don’t deserve it

This photo reminds me how much I fucking hate being around more than 2 people at any social gathering. God Im doomed for nothing but failure.

Holy shit lol I'm sorry

The ‘lol’ makes your comment real sincere

I'm incel but I can't help but laugh. I've even been there being the creep looking out the window lol

They look over and their like who's That? Is that your roommate . "Yeah he scares me"

"Yeah he scares me" Yeah you guys are so fucking terrifying! XD

XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

so scary XD

You're black and named phillip XD XD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XD XD XD

imagine an incel not getting the reference XD

Nobody here gets it,why don't you explain

Whyyy don’t u just go hang out there? U don’t need to sex anyone up- just grab a beer and chill.

a bunch of people sitting awkwardly while holding a cup of alchololic beverage isnt a party.

yeah man eaither go out with them or stop feeling sorry for yourself

The chinlet gymcel with the green cup seems to be enjoying himself, just go out and chill with him.

The two men on the right look bored and are likely Timothies because they're the only ones without girls. Maybe you should go gay with them? You know they are wearing hats because baldcel

Go somewhere, dude. Get out of the house. For the love of god, don't sit there in your room whilst your housemates party. Take a long walk, go sit in a cafe for a few hours, do something to get out of there.

Bruh you either depressed as hell or you a drama bitch. Get it there nigga

they look like a bunch of awkward retards

in 2018, even normies are trash

Hey do you wanna know how to make homemade Dynamite 😳

These people look reasonable, friendly and approachable.

Zero Stacies or chads spotted, anon, get out there.

I’m a bucktoothcel and Quasimodocel. People have no interest in getting to know me. They can feel my personality just by looking into my window

The idea that you took this photo, and uploaded with that caption is super creepy. Better hope none of them find out

Yeah. It's pointless. Because all it is, is paying him to be my friend, listen to me bitch, then send me on my way with no solution in sight.

They look over and their like who's That? Is that your roommate . "Yeah he scares me"