Guys she looked at me when I talked and touched her hair. Indicator of interest?

139  2018-05-19 by HumbleCel

50 comments

Wth is a shit test kek

Test to see if you put up with her shit.

If she was attracted to them and cared don't they think she wouldn't want to risk losing him.

Correct. Shit tests are mostly for normies / chad lites she’s not sure what to think of yet, and wants to inquire further regarding his resolve.

Exactly. And if you bring up why any civilized society would put up with shit tests to begin with instead of playing that game /r/redpill bans you. Than you reveal they were actually Republican governors and give out their addresses and there ain't dicks they can do about it as not only is it legal but to the average liberal cuck us fighting is just Lucifer vs Satan

I’m still deciphering what you’re actually trying to say. Be back in an hour with a proper translation!

Well, I don't browse redpill, but one argument that could be made and one I could agree with is that most men are not chad, so it is necessary to play the retarded "shit test" game, otherwise not participating would automatically disqualify you from the dating game.

The way I see it, the dating game is a bullshit system in favor of women, and redpillers are just trying to game the system as much as possible in their factor, knowing that it's rigged. So whether I see someone say that redpillers are cucks I'm just like ehh

A TRP cope where they insist that getting rejected is just a test.

TRP terminology for seeing if a femoid is acting disinterested just to see if you're desperate.

Shit tests are actually a real thing. I'm not a big fan of redpill, you kinda have to pick and choose the right context for a lot of their stuff. They overdo it.

A shit test is basically an emotional test to see if the male is weak or desperate. It could be something as simple as insulting your masculinity in front of her friends to something more complicated like pretending she's in trouble to see if you care before knowing her (if you care this means you don't have other females on your plate and she turns you down).

It's definitely a real thing but they aren't happening as often as RedPillers say. And just because you are being shittested doesn't mean you will have an opportunity to advance with that female just because you passed it. Does a nerd get to hang out with a jock just because he smiled when the jock called him a loser? No

I guess it can be some what right,i just dont think if thedy are attracted that it would matter really. If they deal with nothing but normal guys and they want good looking and a guy with money. She's probably going to kiss his ass and make him be with her.

These guys who are 'attractive' linked here are like the top 2-1% of males that everyone here links up. I am outside 6 hours a day and you see maybe one of these guys a day. Males don't need to be models to get laid but they do need a set of attractive features and traits to jump through the same hoops.

For the other 18%-X% that are still fuckable by those females, they give shittests to. Females will not shittest the tip top tier males because it doesn't matter if they have personality weaknesses when their genes are that strong/desirable. Men do the same thing.. if a girl has a thick muscular booty, wide hips skinny waist, nice boobs and a pretty face.. there's no reason to care about her personality at first glance.. her babies WILL succeed no matter what. Take a girl 3 points lower, you need to know the girl has a nice personality in addition to her looks because it will greatly increase those childrens chance of success. I've always had a 'good mother' kink because it's super hot to see a generous, kind mother who is also sexy.

Anyhow.. the shit test is to test males who are not TIP TOP tier to see if they are strong enough. It's instinct. You don't need to feel terrible because you got shit tested. You can still be way above average appearance wise and get shit tested.

So the guy cares about the woman in some way and he's failed the shit test because he's weak? Sounds lame

its a cope.

shit tests dont exist if youre chad.

guys she was breathing, is this an IOI?

I know this is going to get me at least a couple of slightly bitchy comments.. But maybe just ASK her? Or hang around for a bit and talk to her more? There is no magic test.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa-4IAR_9Yw

Yeah, we know "shit tests" are bs. It's the red pillers who think a girl showing uninterest in you is somehow an invitation to keep going

Red pillers? I know I should just google this but honestly the internet here sucks so hard I have stopped trying that.

But definitely, there ARE some decent signs women (and men) are uninterested! Like consistently polite but awkward conversations, at least if you are Canadian. I myself have participated in a few of these on both ends!

Lol Women are very obvious when they are into you.

There is no shit tests.

It varies quite a bit. Some girls can be really hard to read. Guys too.

GTFO femoid

No.

Don't keep Chad waiting

Who the hell is chad. Are you drunk?

Sorry, silly question. WHY are you drunk? It is the afternoon. At least wait a few more hours!

Who the hell is chad. (sic)

He fucked you in high school, and in college, and also last night

Your attempts to troll me are hilarious. People have shouted the worst things at me. In court, on the record. With an audience.

As far as I can tell, you are human garbage. You are incapable of rational argument and apparently are jealous of the fact that I, yes, can have sex with someone if I choose to. You probably could too if you were less of a douche. But have fun with that :-) Just hug that jealousy tight, downvote the comment and try to feel powerful.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6f/Keep-calm-and-carry-on-scan.jpg

Your attempts to troll me...

I was just commenting, you call that trolling?

And again, go back to r/TwoXChromosomes, r/RoastBeef, or r/Feminism where you'll feel more at home.

REEEEEEEEEE

Yes, go read a dictionary. Trolling is an attempt to get a rise out of someone on the internet through intentionally offensive comments. Unless you are literally too stupid to know why we find terms like "femoid" offensive. Which to be honest I find plausible at this point. You seem fairly illiterate.

...we find terms like "femoid" offensive.

THEN FUCKING LEAVE SO THAT YOU DON'T GET OFFENDED YOU FUCKING DUMBASS!!!

I'm not offended. As I said before, your pathetic attempts to troll are just amusing.

I am SORRY for offending you. By the way there is a key on your keyboard you can press to turn off capslock so you don't sound like a dumbass. Unless you think ALL CAPS MAKES COMMENTS MORE COMPELLING SOMEHOW MORE COMPELLING which you probably do.

I am just waiting for you to threaten to rape me or something even more hilarious.

I'm not offended

Top kek

I am just waiting for you to threaten to rape me

No thanks. I don't like Arby's ;)

Once again, not comprehensible to anyone except yourself. But thank you for trying :-) Maybe one day you can grow up and learn the Queen's English too!

Everyone except you understands what I mean by what I said. Let me explain: if you look down in between your legs, you'll notice your vagina (or what's left of it). You'll see that it's super loose, has flapping long lips, and looks like roast beef! The miles and miles of Chad cock did that to you. Arby's has a great selection of roast beef.

You're presuming quite a lot but mainly that I could give a shit. Have fun being undatable!

Lol, I touched a nerve

Sure! I am super offended and really care deeply about whatever it is you're on about. Are you happy?

Not until you leave us alone and go back to where femoids belong

In reality? Also no way. I love kicking puppies ;-)

I meant this sub. Go to r/TwoXChromosomes and talk about your hormones. Or you can go to the NSFW subs and sell your panties. There's really nothing for you here.

Don't care. It is more amusing teasing you.

You're not "teasing" anyone. You're just wasting your time. I enjoy this because it shows femoids for what they truly are, and that the only reason you're on here is to make fun of or otherwise humiliate us. No worries though, the inevitable wall will hit you soon enough and you'll be wondering where all the good men went. Roastie

I am. Again. Dictionary. And I only want to humiliate you. About half the people here seem like decent folk.

About half the people here seem like decent folk.

And don't delude yourself into thinking that you're part of that half, you fucking roastie.

Don't tell me what to think you fucking Chad roastie failure of a femoid. Or whatever you are.

Those words don't mean what you think they mean. Anyway, that's enough for today. Shut the fuck up now

No. I have no idea what any of them mean but I correctly guessed it would trigger you :-) you see I have an actual job.

I cannot be a roastie or a femoid because I don't have a vagina. And I wish I could be a Chad but alas, I am not. So your guesses were incorrect you see. But like I said, that's enough internet for you today. Shhhhh

They aren't guesses. Because, and I thought it was pretty clear, I don't know the terms or really care what they mean. Or know anything about you. Or care in the slightest who or what you are. I simply used a bunch of the random stuff you said against you because I thought it would be funny. And it was. Mainly your reaction actually. That's what you get for sassing a paralegal!

Also it sounds like you ARE a vagina! So it's really the pot calling the kettle black here. Anyhow things to do. I'll leave you to your rage and solipsism.

Shhhh bby is ok

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ lol I've been a member for 6 months now. Self proclaimed Chad" if you cold approach her and she doesn't answer then try again after 5 min. If she doesn't say anything after 4 attempts then it's over"

Don't keep Chad waiting

I'm not offended. As I said before, your pathetic attempts to troll are just amusing.

I am SORRY for offending you. By the way there is a key on your keyboard you can press to turn off capslock so you don't sound like a dumbass. Unless you think ALL CAPS MAKES COMMENTS MORE COMPELLING SOMEHOW MORE COMPELLING which you probably do.

I am just waiting for you to threaten to rape me or something even more hilarious.

You're presuming quite a lot but mainly that I could give a shit. Have fun being undatable!