Steal his looks - Gigachad

112  2018-05-19 by TurboTrashman

31 comments

Lmao if you think you can look like that with some implants. You'll end up looking like the bogdanoff twins. Lefort 3 or death

You will look like a horror caricature by the end but best of luck probably better than rotting

Bogdarich

Lol

If you think the Bogs don’t look majestic, there is someone on ghe line for you.

Can you give me a quick run down?

Rundown of what? You'll never look like that, modern surgeries are too primitive to be able to manipulate bone that much.

-Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
-In contact with aliens
-Possess psychic-like abilities
-Control france with an iron but fair fist
-Own castles & banks globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
-both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
-They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
-The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
-They learned fluent French in under a week
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
-The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.

Be careful what you say about the Bogs, they can crash your portfolio in the blink of an eye.

fake

rope $5

Rope and hope you get reborn as gigachad.

Or just work out until you get 5% bodyfat and you automatically get the jawline and sunken cheeks.

You are delusional. You can't get his chin, and the mandible decides if you get a nice jawline or not. The zygos won't be widened if you lose weight either. It's 90% bone.

Stop embarrassing yourself, please.

Your a fucking dumbass

Ear surgery is 4k?

Helps with ears that stick out ("jug ears") or are otherwise misshapen. Obviously it depends on the job, this site says it's about 3 grand in average: https://www.plasticsurgery.org/cosmetic-procedures/ear-surgery

But it's not that hard to change ears right? They're so soft and exposed

Had otoplasty (ear surgery) done for 1700 total in downtown Chicago 2 years ago.

Can I get a quick rundown?

Does he not look a bit odd in his own way?

Lurker here. Are height increase surgeries actually a thing?

Yes. They literally cut your leg bones, stick some stuff inside to stretch the halves apart, and then let the bone regrow and bridge the gap over the course of several months. Once that's done, you need physiotherapy to be able to walk again, since you're also stretching your muscles. Barbaric stuff.

I'm 5'6, but I'd never do that shit...just fuck that.

Typical lazy incel not mutilating his body with a dangerous, costly and scary operation to improve himself and get the women he so desires.

No wonder he's Incel.

Literally volcel

Typical lazy incel not mutilating his body with a dangerous, costly and scary operation to improve himself and get the women he so desires.

it's quite rare, and mostly done by little people who feel the pain might be worth being closer to a normal life, such as being able to drive without a special car, reaching tables and counters, chairs, etc

Meanwhile over on easy mode, if a girl is short its seen as cute, or if shes ugly makeupmis there.

Anything a man can have a fetish for, a woman can turn into a requirement.

being a GIGACHAD that has fucked all females on the planet - priceless

with everything else there is MasterCard

rofl

What height increase surgery costs only $10k? LMAO

I'd love to know if it's real

I'm 5'6, but I'd never do that shit...just fuck that.

Meanwhile over on easy mode, if a girl is short its seen as cute, or if shes ugly makeupmis there.