Why is the average woman so humourless?

119  2018-05-19 by Rohn7

18 comments

You don’t need to develop a sense of humour when you have everything given to you.

That woman belongs in the garbage, not those poor crabs.

*All women

Kek'd

Fucking whores crabcel will be missed

its over for crabcels

I hope she gets crushed under a sea of angry crabs

Too bad it wasn’t lobsters.

wow. I was questioning if this was a joke.

You don't just throw away perfectly good crabs, man. They've gotten really expensive since BP fucked up the Gulf.

It was making sub 8 males laugh and enjoy themselves so she had to get rid of them.

I bet that toasty roasty had crabs in her pants, fucking cum dump

WHY DID THEY THROW THE CRABS IN THE TRASH

:(

I'd love to explain why women aren't funny but the late, great Christopher Hitchens beat me to it by about 10 years.

RIP, Hitch. We need you now more than ever.

His brother is alive and well and BTFO of degenerates constantly.

Could have gotten her kicked out of the seats too since they were paid. Just don't mention the crabs say the other person got up to go to the bathroom and the bitch hopped in the seat.

I'd sit next to one for more space lmao. Even try to feed it some of my airplane food. Best seat mate ever.

It's because crabs are ugly to the roastie. If they were Chad animals like cats this would not happen

#CrabLivesMatter

Too bad it wasn’t lobsters.