My pet rope Stretch wanted some fresh air. I decided to take him for a walk in the park. Normies all had judgemental faces as an Incel dared to go outside to spend quality time with his loving pet.

417  2018-05-19 by AbuIncelAlAustrali

87 comments

did you get the attention you so desperately crave?

This is isn’t for you cuck

lol sorry to interrupt your delusions of persecution

Be offended and cry elsewhere

you're not offensive. you're pathetic even for an incel, which is saying a lot.

And yet you come here butthurt as a gay man who had a night out through grindr. Have some soy

Pussy. You won’t even use your main account.

delusions of persecution

soyboy learnt a new term in his redditor armchair psychology class today

LOL

I'm praying you get get breast cancer.

You should get a stretch of your own.

He’s so tangled and unused.

Did you adopt him from a happy home?

He was abused by a roastie who used him for attention

High comedic q comment

She probably used poor stretchy to tie herself up while getting pounded by chad.

Poor Stretch is traumatised. He didn’t consent, no sir he did not

All we can do is give them a nice home and a warm neck.

Definitely on dope

My rope is my pope

You sure as fuck arent wristcel, at least you have that going for you

Still wrist mogged in Chadstralia

They could never understand your plight. Ropecel save us

Blessed rope is the only one who can take us out

You should let him stay around your neck

He will be around my neck when I escape

Awwww he’s adorable! :3

The love of my life, he’ll be with me at the end

Handmogs me

There was another thread where everyone was saying my hand (the same hand) is disgusting and abhorrent.

Still mogs me

I've lost multiple friends from suicide, for you guys to joke about this type of shit is sickening

I am probably going to die from suicide (hopefully soon hence I bought the rope) making jokes is all I have. So fuck off and stop virtue signalling. Numales like you we aren't entitled to females and other bullshit and now we aren't to make jokes? Fuck you cuck

I lost my best friend my junior year of high school, another good friend later that year and multiple other friends throughout my life all from suicide. Coming from someone who has experienced this, this is not a joking matter. First off I think you should at least see a close friend or family member seriously about your troubles and hardships, second, your joke is not funny in any way and just makes you look like a sad wannabe edgey teen.

Everything is a joking matter, nothing is sacred. This also got a lot of upvotes, at least some people find it funny. You are just a stupid butthurt cuck with a shit personality.

Stupid butthurt cuck with a shit personality, says the incel making suicide jokes lol, guess people's rumors about this subreddit are true Good luck, seriously though, please don't commit suicide

Judging by the random capital g you are probably fucking shaking lololol. You need to drink soylent and play Zelda on your Nintendo Switch, you are too precious for here.

Lol you can spot a nigga getting uncomfortable by his typing habits

I'm more of the type of guy to spend 2 grand on a gaming PC to play Minecraft

Please someone ban this piece of vomit already

Please

Maybe you were just a shitty friend, you ever think of that? Kindly take your crybaby ass elsewhere, let these boys have this.

No one in the entire school had any idea he was feeling that way, includimg me and our friend group. You know what, fuck you, no wonder you all don't get laid, your all whiney, sick, edgey and perverted fucks

Lol, I'm no incel, bud. I just love these guys, they're alot better than judgemental faggots like you.

ahh I see, making sure your safe when the rebellion starts

The incel rebellion has already begun.

I'm rooting for 'em.

Indeed

They all say "nobody knew"

In fact, the fact that you get so mad at us, people who depressed, lonely, and suicidal, and say:

no wonder you all don't get laid, your all whiney, sick, edgey and perverted fucks

...This, it makes me think. You must've been an absolutely horrendous """friend""". Hey, here's a tip for you - don't be a douchebag to people who are lonely suicidal and depressed. Don't rub it in theier faces.

I am almost certain after reading your comments that your "friend" gave several signs of suicidal tendencies, but your complete ignorance of the situation either didn't help him at all, or led him further down. I highly doubt you ever told him that if he ever needed someone, that you would always be there for him.

If you did, you would be using the same tactic with us. But you aren't. Your tactic is: "kick em when they're already down"

In total, you're just a piece of shit. You are an abhorrent human being.

big reply broski

You guys are literally glorifying suicide, I said a comment about how it's sickening how you guys find this funny and approve of this type of post, which could very well lead him yo committing suicide, ESSPEICALLY when he literally said he's going to kill himself very soon.then y'all attack me and I gave up, I felt like I was leading a horse to water but instead of the horse drinking it kicked me in the knee. And back on my friend, no you dipshit. Absolutely no one knew, and my community is very well known for having multiple high school suicides a year, we all embrace helping each other and take suicide very seriously. And if it makes you feel any better I've literally been locked up in a 51-50 twice and gone through 6 months of suicide survivor programs myself, so I would call myself qualified to know when someone is feeling depressed or suicidal.

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You're talking to suicidal people right now, but you're not talking to them as though they're suicidal people, or as though you care primarily about that. You're talking to them as though they are vile and unwanted. You're reinforcing beliefs that nobody wants them around, or even that others actively want them gone.

Somebody posted a morbid joke about suicide on a forum full of suicidal (although still unsure) people. OP himself stated that's he's suicidal. Sometimes people find it easier to approach heavy subjects with humor. I've seen people who did attempt suicide talk about it with nervous laughter. You came along and voiced your disapproval, but in a way that was immediately insulting. Like I said, you didn't talk to these suicidal people as though you actually care about their well-being.

People who are depressed can behave aggressively. Some people who feel shunned and hated by society develop feelings of hatred back. This is a situation where you're particularly likely to see something like that happen. And you are seeing that, in the form of hostile responses. If you resort to insulting people back, which you did, you just reinforce their beliefs that they're unwanted and everyone thinks of them as scum.

I'm not trying to bully you, I'm trying to explain why you're getting hostile responses and why responding back with more fire is counterproductive. I don't want to come off as extremely brutal, but it really sounds like despite losing multiple people to depression and suicide, you still didn't learn much about how depression can manifest or about how to talk to depressed people in a nonjudgmental manner. Or maybe you yourself are depressed due to losing your friend, and that's why you so quickly became hostile back. If that's the case, I can understand where you're coming from.

Indeed. Its a piece of disgusting vomitassholeshit. I cant even figure out how to call it. Its the lowest of the lowest possible. Iewlllllll.

No one in the entire school had any idea he was feeling that way, includimg me and our friend group.

HAHAHHAA look at this shit.

Those guys roped and still people are piling it on them. What they needed was for someone to care enough to notice. Have you ever thought for a second that maybe you were just too stupid to notice he was in pain?

I always cared deeply for him, don't assume I didn't. The guy was active in our group chat an hour before he passed. That's better than literally glorifying and supporting someone to commit suicide

Apparently not deeply enough for him to notice

Same with his parents and other friends :/

That was a quick flip for someone who lost multiple friends to suicide.

Don't you know by now that depression can manifest as anger or aggression, particularly for men? If you're going to end up losing your temper this quickly with suicidal people, maybe you should step back. A lot of people here are on the edge. They feel hated by society. And lot of them are going to lash in response to others. If you react negatively to the lashing out (the surface behavior), and start insulting and condemning people in response, someone here could end up seeing that during a particularly bad time and decide to go ahead with a suicide attempt that they previously felt unsure about.

I don't like the suicide posts, either. I had a friend on this sub who committed suicide. But you won't get anywhere by throwing insults around as soon as you're frustrated by reactions that you weren't expecting. That makes things worse, not better.

Nice post

Just think, you could have learnt from your friend's suicide. But you decide to talk shit to openly suicidal people.

Why does your name have the word “negro” in it? I have family members that were roped by the KKK only 60 years ago. Racism and lynching is no laughing matter.

lmao THIS.

Go assfuck yourself fucking idiot

maybe you were a shitty friend

You were a shitty friend to let him die alone. Think about that, you weren't there in his time in need. He was suffering while you were carefree.

I lost a sibling to suicide so fuck off and go cry somewhere else. This is our way of coping with our problems. Stop coming here to get offended.

Maybe you are the common thread in that debacle.

nice victim blaming, shouldnt you know better ?

stop using your dead friends as currency in Internet arguments, kinda poor taste

Stop glorifying suicide how about that? It's one thing to make a suicide joke but to encourage it is different

We can do what we want faggot

They committed suicide because they were ashamed you were their friends.

Jesus Christ, even you're rope is ugly.

I love him no matter how he looks like. I am no evil roastie who only likes Chads and Chad rope.

Lol, you know I'm just messing with you right? Glad to see you finally found someone that won't judge you soley on appearances.

Chad rope

I wanna see what that looks like.

If your circumference isn’t at least 12 inches it’s over.

12.0 inches = 30.5 centimetres.


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I can't stop laughing! 😂

tfw even chad's rope is thicker than my wrist.

Stretchy is cute as fuck

going outside

uhh what

I fucking love this subreddit. You guys see some of the funniest people I have ever talked to.

I second that. This is quality gallows humor.

Consider posting this on r/aww.

thats just a cope

No it's clearly a rope

the ultimate cope

Not today, old friend.

You incels sure are wacky😄

I'm gonna do it with a belt. Is it safe?

Are you even incel fam? I read a story where you said you had opportunities with girls but didn't go through with it because muh islam

I hope I can adopt my own cute little ropey-wopey. So many in dumpsters because Stacy threw them away after chad responded to her texts. They just need to be loved.

loool

The rope in the hand of a currycel is a powerful weaopon people say

A rope might not be a strange choice in pet, but to be fair you can't really train a rock

That is one sick lawn.