I would burst into treats if someone hugged me

A girl hugged me once during highschool and that was only to stick a piece of paper on my back with loser written on it.

fuck.

That physically hurt brother. Hope you feel better now. Incels have it so hard. What would normies know? They have made fun of us, make fun of us now and will definitely continue to make fun of us in the future. The life of incels is a cursed one with great suffering.

Yeah. A LOT of escorts don't like intimate contact and they generally have rules like no kissing, no cuddles before or after sex, no prolonged eye contact etc...

Escortcelling is just advanced masturbation, It's over for us boyos

No prolonged eye contact? Really? Why do you think they have such rules?

Eye contact deepens the intimacy and bond between partners during sex. However that's only reserved for chad, it makes women feel incredibly uncomfortable if it's with a subhuman.

They don't want their clients falling in love with them.

>inb4 all of them say "Chad only"

Guess I got lucky then. I've seen an escort once, but she did kissing, cuddling, etc.

Not in Brazil. Here escorts give the “girlfriend experience”

you need to look for the ones that offer "girlfriend experience". for the record, almost all of the escorts on the website i use offer it.

You can pay a non-prostitute to cuddle, its not illegal. I'm sure a hippy girl will do it for some extra weed money.

Just stand around outside with a sign like Chris chan

Next time, look for one that advertises GFE (girlfriend experience) This will allow you to kiss, cuddle etc.

If you're a brit, there's an entire website with thousands to choose from, and there's another website that reviews them.

snugglebuddies.com/female-snugglers/

Just stand around outside with a sign like Chris chan