Board_Gaming...
78 2018-05-19 by Former-Incel-User
Come on over to my place and we can solve both my incel problem and your "FA".
By solve I mean consensually inserting my penis into your vagina.
I don't even care how fat you are. I don't like fat girls but I'm fat myself so I can't say I'm in a position to demand skinny and/or fit girls.
54 comments
1 Board_Gaming 2018-05-19
I don't do hookups / casual sex.
1 Former-Incel-User 2018-05-19
Then shut the fuck up and leave.
inb4 "No"
1 WahmenMustDIe 2018-05-19
Unless you're a motherfuckin Gigachad teehee
1 13139 2018-05-19
Maybe she has standards.
I don't get offered sex, but even if someone offered me, I'd not go for casual sex. Disease risk, plus the whole thing of getting intimate with someone you don't even know.
Eww.
I'd rather eat roadkill.
1 Former-Incel-User 2018-05-19
Ah women are allowed standards but incel men get shit on even when they say they'd take any woman
1 13139 2018-05-19
Women shitting on men is law of nature.
They do that to find out which men are mentally strong.
1 AyeThatsAGoodNagger 2018-05-19
I’m here because I can’t find a woman to shit on me
1 MozzerDozzer 2018-05-19
Shittest drone spotted.
1 Rhodri_Kraakman 2018-05-19
If she has standards then she is hypocritical volcel who should lower those standards until she is nonexistant, according to IT's "you're a volcel if you don't want to fuck this giant blob of flesh" posts.
1 Mr_StealYoGirl69 2018-05-19
what stds would an incel have? they are virgins
1 13139 2018-05-19
I'm male. Also not gay.
1 moggedbyall 2018-05-19
2/10 has standards (meaning 6+/10 brad lite, brad, chad lite, chad or giga chad)
incel have standards - entitled misogynists
1 Revoltization 2018-05-19
perfect. neither do i, now be my gf
1 Former-Incel-User 2018-05-19
See, she won't do relationships either unless you're Chad.
1 Board_Gaming 2018-05-19
It doesn't work that way. This is how I see it:
1 Revoltization 2018-05-19
you are complicating things tbh
1 Board_Gaming 2018-05-19
What I outlined is very simple.
1 Revoltization 2018-05-19
yeah im aware, you keep making up bs excuses to be fa by choice
1 Former-Incel-User 2018-05-19
hahahahahahahahahahahaha what is this
1 CountyMcCounterson 2018-05-19
VOL CEL
1 Incellect 2018-05-19
Ohhh I see. so it goes like this:
1 Board_Gaming 2018-05-19
That's not what I said.
1 GuyWithPineapple 2018-05-19
Thats how the world works honey. Most incels are average lookism and only 20 percent of women consider dating them thats why this sub exists.
1 Thano69 2018-05-19
Lol if you are average looking you are volcel
1 GuyWithPineapple 2018-05-19
I agree average lookism just need to socialmax and confidencemax
1 BLACCEL 2018-05-19
Let's date then?
1 Former-Incel-User 2018-05-19
Not like we have our pick of the litter when it comes to girls
1 Board_Gaming 2018-05-19
I'm not attractive.
1 Former-Incel-User 2018-05-19
Doesn't matter ugly women get sex and boyfriends 100% easier than unattractive men but I'm sure you stay in denial about that
1 BLACCEL 2018-05-19
You probably are.
1 Former-Incel-User 2018-05-19
She probably is but it don't matter when even landwhales have their pick of men
1 CountyMcCounterson 2018-05-19
That's fine, you're buying
1 Idk12344482305 2018-05-19
If you’re not fat, then you’re attractive. Quite simple for women really.
1 AyeThatsAGoodNagger 2018-05-19
Pretty much. Women put so much work into makeup, etc. but really the only thing that makes a woman unfuckable/undateable is enormity.
1 GuyWithPineapple 2018-05-19
whats enormity mean?
1 AyeThatsAGoodNagger 2018-05-19
the property of being enormous
1 the_left_is_stupid 2018-05-19
Fatcel is volcel. Applies for women too.
1 Idk12344482305 2018-05-19
Only difference is, women are guaranteed to get dates if they lose weight. Men aren’t. For them it’s like a coin flip.
1 the_left_is_stupid 2018-05-19
I have three absolute deal breakers
That’s it.
1 Black__philip 2018-05-19
Volcel
1 the_left_is_stupid 2018-05-19
I am not even celibate.
1 Black__philip 2018-05-19
Everyone believes you XD
1 Former-Incel-User 2018-05-19
Fat women are only volcel if they reject their looksmatch or below. Unlike fat men who must get shredded to see if he has a chance, a 300 pound woman still has her pick of men. And not a small pick, either.
1 Thano69 2018-05-19
Everyone is volcel.
1 uglyloser567 2018-05-19
Fucking pathetic. I took shit from my brothers for praising the little work you have done.
Typical femoid. Just jump off the tallest building like many incels have. Hope they get to torture you in hell.
1 ScrewWomyn 2018-05-19
Inb4 “Removed for encouraging suicide”
1 PhucCheet 2018-05-19
Do you want to have a relationship?
1 moggedbyall 2018-05-19
Only with 6+/10.
1 moggedbyall 2018-05-19
and the whale speaketh and speaketh shit
1 throwaway43503460340 2018-05-19
Based.
1 ForceItInCider 2018-05-19
You guys could live sloppily ever, you fucking pork chops.
1 DankIncel 2018-05-19
/u/Board_Gaming mommy pick a date and a place and we we'll have a massive incel orgy with you. Or do you want us to pick it?
1 Board_Gaming 2018-05-19
I don't do orgies.
1 WahmenMustDIe 2018-05-19
Unless they all are chads teehee
1 lehappyjuice 2018-05-19
Fucking rekt
1 Gtj_2036 2018-05-19
Or Tyrones
1 KennySempai 2018-05-19
Wait she's a girl the entire time how does she stand reading the misogynistic comments all day without breaking down and read the horrors incels say all day
1 Board_Gaming 2018-05-19
I don't stand while reading.
1 DankIncel 2018-05-19
You actually made me laugh a bit. A funny roastie, who would've thought?
1 RegisteredLolicon 2018-05-19
She has roast flaps of steel
1 KennySempai 2018-05-19
Roast beef vagina that chads fuck all day ?
1 DankIncel 2018-05-19
Just fucking lol! Are you really unironically this sheltered?
1 Mr_StealYoGirl69 2018-05-19
stop whiteknighting. she won't sleep with u.
1 KennySempai 2018-05-19
Neither will she sleep with anyone other incel
1 Mr_StealYoGirl69 2018-05-19
wut?
1 BetaChad69 2018-05-19
Hey /u/board_gaming I'm a fakecel troll and I've had sex with 3 women and am only 20 years old, I'll let you suck my dick even though you are black
1 shockinghillaryquote 2018-05-19
I wish she would get into a relationship with an incel here, that would be beautiful.... but it doesn't seem like she's open to it.
1 moggedbyall 2018-05-19
I will donate to the fund raiser for shipping that monstrosity to the lake nearest to your house, OP.
1 General_Duggah 2018-05-19
“This has been posted before”.