It breaks the TV glass.

u/itsbeenover got some hops

Incelympics

u/itsbeenover i never u know u in thee Olympics fam

LOL

Incels are genetically inferior in just about every aspect, athleticism included

Athletecels can get gfs. THey won't be loyal, but they can get tons of pussy from gold diggers. I'd rather be athletecel than incel.

well if they are getting laid, then they are not celibate, hence, not incel at all. The "cel" suffix means "celibate."

then do explain to me why most of the inventions and technological breakthroughs, including the internet you are using, was created by socially awkward "nerd" guys, most of whom would be incel had it not been for their money? Bill Gates is a full blown Asperger case like me. Either you are incel with internalized hatred (because you've been conditioned to hate yourself), or, you're a normie trolling.

No not really

nope

I'm great at sports

genetically inferior when it comes to attracting and interacting with the opposite sex

Olympicel

What is the point of this existence

Racing to provide power for Stacy's dildo...it's OVER.

fucking kek

Of course not. 8 min mile is horrible. What are you on, the biggest losers? At least get your time straight

It's a 100 yard dash. Anything under 10 seconds is very fast.

Pretty sure it's 8.9 seconds for 100 meters

Whoops, literally said the same thing to my chem teacher two years ago. I really gotta watch what I say

But Micheal Phelps is ugly AF (mogs me though)