To be fair, I prefer going out to eat, and I burn spaghetti too.

As for her worst: I would just laugh hard XD.

Really? You would laugh if she burnt up your gaming console?

Really? You would laugh if she burnt up your gaming console?

As if I have time to play games anymore XD.

I would though be very angry if she burned my cellphone.

You are not entitled to be mad at her for that. You kiss her feet when she destroys your stuff.

I would rather run away from the relationship than kiss any feet. Ewww.

How in the everloving fuck do you burn spaghetti?

How in the everloving fuck do you burn spaghetti?

Set a timer to X minutes, ignore the sound the timer makes, realize many minutes later that you were supposed to take out the spaghetti => burnt spaghetti.

I was hoping you would say forgetting to add the water lol

JFL if you can't go by texture. Al dente only takes a few minutes.

The gas bucket has a tinder icon lmao

orbiters are also to blame for this problem

I wished my GF could cook. last time she made me dinner I had to go to the ER for a shot of steroids and benadryl

Mwstow post

The schools need to post this in their schools to warn them of the dangers of having a girl friend.

How in the everloving fuck do you burn spaghetti?

Set a timer to X minutes, ignore the sound the timer makes, realize many minutes later that you were supposed to take out the spaghetti => burnt spaghetti.