Saw 2 people fucking in a forest

34  2018-05-18 by slav0idCel43

So I was coming back from a walk through my local forest and behind a tree I saw what looked like 2 people on top of each other. I couldn't really get a clear view because as I said they were behind a tree, but they were either having sex, both were dead or a foid was getting raped. I'll probably go back tomorrow to check but my day is definitely ruined now.

21 comments

1  MEplusYOURMOM 2018-05-18

not silently stalking your prey from a bush

It's like you're not even trying. Next time pull up a log and spectate, even if you don't enjoy it.. it'll ruin THEIR day instead of yours.

1  slav0idCel43 2018-05-18

I was really thinking about it. Walking away was extremely painful. However if they saw me they'd probably start laughing so I didn't want to risk it.

1  MEplusYOURMOM 2018-05-18

If they laugh, you laugh twice as hard and never break eye contact.

1  bengalsturntup5532 2018-05-18

Lol

1  lonely_suicidal_cel 2018-05-18

Noo man, you should have came up to them and watched. It's free porn, and it's their fault for fucking right in the open.

1  JaxhammerNC 2018-05-18

They probably want to be watched you retard

1  Isolatedandafraid 2018-05-18

Should have called the police. If she was getting raped, you send chad to jail. If she wasn’t, you publicly embarrass them both. Win/win.

1  blackpillnormie 2018-05-18

She's not entitled to help.

1  escapetheinceldom 2018-05-18

Exactly, nobody is entitled to anything.

1  ForceFetusKing 2018-05-18

People have no sense of decency.

1  TwoGendersOneIncel 2018-05-18

I'd be torn about whether I should call the police or not

If it's just degenerates, then yea, call the police and get them locked up for having sex in public

But she might be getting raped, and I wouldn't call the police if I saw that.

1  PRADA_revolver 2018-05-18

Wow if you don't deserve a prize on those morals.

1  TwoGendersOneIncel 2018-05-18

They're not entitled to me calling the police for them

1  PRADA_revolver 2018-05-18

I don't know how it works your in country, but in mine willingly failing to act when someone is in that situation is a crime of omission. Chances are they are in yours too, in which case, yes, they're entitled to it.

1  slav0idCel43 2018-05-18

How would anyone find out though?

1  PRADA_revolver 2018-05-18

That's probably a question that goes through the mind of criminals before they comit their crimes, still people finding out or not is a coin in the air. I wouldn't risk it, but principally I wouldn't have the heart to see someone in trouble and give them the blind eye.

1  Moist___ 2018-05-18

Now this is a comment I can get behind

1  blue_paprika 2018-05-18

What in the actual hell is wrong with you?

1  trevmon 2018-05-18

I don't remember that scene are you sure it was Saw 2, there are like 7 of those movies

1  Mr-5-5 2018-05-18

Train some animal (a dog, rabid squirrel, a hawk, a crow) to attack them.

1  DaniVonZombie 2018-05-18

I get being in r/braincels as a support group but if they were just two lovers banging outside, who cares?

1  PRADA_revolver 2018-05-18

That's probably a question that goes through the mind of criminals before they comit their crimes, still people finding out or not is a coin in the air. I wouldn't risk it, but principally I wouldn't have the heart to see someone in trouble and give them the blind eye.