Who would win?

134  2018-05-18 by FinalFantasycel

65 comments

I love the numale soy beta cuck meme because I know the majority of the male users on IT run a beard/glasses fear grin gaping mouth look lmfaooo

They are outraged by these pictures because they feel personally attacked

I'm kind of salty that beards are now associated with these faggots because I liked hiding my shitty chin. If I yawn at the wrong moment and somebody takes a photo of me I'm going to end up as a soycuck meme.

Kek be on the lookout

If I yawn at the wrong moment and somebody takes a photo of me I'm going to end up as a soycuck meme.

Yawn like a civilised person and cover your mouth with your hand.

They're just going to photoshop a Switch controller or a Soylent bottle in my hand

Use your elbow then, the same way you cover your face when sneezing.

Now I'm dabbing with my mouth open

Pull your shirt over your face.

Now he would just look like an autistic retard

I'd rather look like an autistic retard than a numale cuck.

This comment chain lmao

Lmao

Just keep the brown paper bag on and nobody wI'll notice.

Do it with your wrist.

I can relate with worrying about being called a soyboy. While I don’t have a beard (yet), I wear glasses, wear a beanie, and own a Nintendo switch which is also just enough for someone to make a soyboy meme out of me

no one irl cares about that soy stuff to be fair, its just that online, the inceltears users that look like dorks themselves are making fun of this subreddit thinking theyre above this stuff

Are you retarded? Simply cover your face when you yawn like normal polite people do. Shit like this is why you are a beta.

I was obviously being facetious.

Hard to tell when low confidence betas are serious on this sub.

stop projecting

Just found the incel

Why is the gym guy an Incel? He looks pretty normal.

Only normal because his body makes up for his face.

His face looks pretty normal.

LOL normie detected he has receeded chin, receeded maxillia, Norwood end state, nasal bridge long as the Eiffel tower

Guy is a PSL2.5 --> 3.5/10 face.

His body makes him a 4.5 PSL----> 6.5 normie scale.

That sounds crazy! I’d bet money he gets girls.

Not before he got that body - thats for sure

4.5 is below average tho. Below average people aren't rated 6.5s on "normie scale". I think girls ratings are actually very close to PSL ratings if not even stricter (obviously not on Reddit I mean normal girls)

Youre dumb (and normie)

Normies are more generous.

If you are a 1PSL then you are a 1.5 normie scale.

Etc...

Not a normie, clinically depressed truecel.

But girls rate 80% of men as BELOW AVERAGE.

thus a 5/10 in women's eyes is a 6 PSL actually.

Just because women on Reddit rate high doesn't mean actual, prime females do. I've asked a few prime females via whisper to rate a select few male models and they rate as strict if not stricter than PSL. One of them rated Nick Bateman a 7 and one rated Sean O'Pry a 4 lmao

' >believing anything a women says

Dude, they rate 80th percentile men as a 5 consistently. There is no such thing as a normie and PSL scale, this is such thing as a normal scale (what you use) and a Reddit scale (everyone is a 8+)

why do you guys analyze male features more than any heterosexual woman?

Because looks determine your life dumbass

so youre obsessed with male features because you like telling other people's life story? are you not seeing a double whammy of an unhealthy mind here?

What the fuck are you talking about I said nothing about telling peoples stories

Obsessed with male features because I’m a fucking male and relevant to me? Are you fucking retarded?

other people's looks aren't relevant to you at all. are you fucking codependent?

Males looks are relevant to me because it gives me insight of features I lack to attract the modern day femoid otherwise I would be thinking it’s my personality

How many "femoids" do you attempt something with on a regular basis? In the past month, rather?

AMen

fucking lol, they all look the same. You are what you look like.

the gymcel

COPE.

There are almost certainly IT users who are as buff as any particular gymcel. Besides, why would you waste your energy in a fight? Who cares?

Hmm I don't know man

I would destroy most of them myself ,they are dorks that wouldn't say nothing in real life.

If they did they'd be like heyyy man that's not cool ,oh my god Margaret did he just say that lets get out of here.

same. I would just cut off their supply of soy and they will collapse from withdrawal kek

Lol

r/iamverybadass

I am

Sure thing, sugar

teehee

I.would destroy your giga Chad too

Let me guess, you'd use a van?

Umm no ,I'd use my hands. You might use a van.phycho

I mean, it's your boy who recently got famous for it. Not much of a stretch

Oh yeah my boy forgot about him,it was also your sister that killed her little girl I forget her name,she got off innocent. You and your family are demons.

Maybe a beard would help

That guy has tinder matches, a 4/10, confirmed fakecel.

that’s why he’s ascended

Yeah every incel that don't looksmax like this guy are fakecels tbh, once you looksmax and see that you still like garbage you are confirmed incel.

Ascended gymcel is life fuel

Ascended gymcel looks like a sexy greyhound. Without that body it would be over.

Hard to tell when low confidence betas are serious on this sub.

How many "femoids" do you attempt something with on a regular basis? In the past month, rather?