So thankful to be bisexual, because if i don't have luck with women and i'm touch starved, there's always grindr

39  2018-05-18 by AgileCauliflower

Problem is the men on grindr hate cuddling, they just want to jump straight to anal sex.

16 comments

1  FinalFantasycel 2018-05-18

Gay as fuck 😷

1  qwep-mi 2018-05-18

Gaycels OUT

1  BetterIncel 2018-05-18

Are you bottom or top?

1  AgileCauliflower 2018-05-18

honestly i think anal sex is gross and unnatural, i don't think the penis belongs in the pooper. i just think guys are hot and want to cuddle/touch them but they always want anal

1  BetterIncel 2018-05-18

So you never had sex with a guy just cuddled?

1  AgileCauliflower 2018-05-18

i have before, and i don't like it. the anus is a digestive organ, not a reproductive organ. being a bottom is uncomfortable, feels like you have to poo

1  BetterIncel 2018-05-18

so you have been fucked in the ass and didn't like it? did you ever suck a dick?

1  trevmon 2018-05-18

over for questioncels

1  InsertUpvotesHere 2018-05-18

You sound like you’re 13 lmfao

1  brownbish 2018-05-18

You sound like a cuckcel

1  imadethistoshitpostt 2018-05-18

Lol no penetrative sex.

Reminds of that twink that wont have sex with his husband stephen fry.

1  Hotel_Oblivion 2018-05-18

I always thought grindr is mostly a hook-up app. Maybe you could try Match.com or something. There was definitely an M4M section on there back in the day.

1  chillenyo2 2018-05-18

just lol at grindr, thats the easiest shit ever, i went on that and had guys offering to buy me everything and massage my feet and suck on my toes and eat my ass on the daily

1  FinalFantasycel 2018-05-18

fakecel get out reeeee

1  snowmanbg 2018-05-18

no kisses?

1  bengalsturntup5532 2018-05-18

Volcel

1  ctech_n 2018-05-18

gaycel = volcel, finding companionship is easy as fuck

1  Ji6S4W 2018-05-18

There have been times where I wish I could turn myself gay, for whatever reason gay dudes like me. But I can't be attracted to men, so..... Although, I had thought about it, if a transgender w-m, full op, who wasn't a bleeding libtarded nutcase, was to show me interest, if it looks like a decently attractive female, I'd consider it. He/she would be easier to relate to as a man. But it would have to be full op, no penis. No adam's apple or any other distinguishing male features.

1  Gtj_2036 2018-05-18

I'm seriously considering going bi just because there's no reason to wait on women who will never like me

1  TurboTrashman 2018-05-18

Gaycel = (soon to be) AIDScel