"Honestly bro, just go up to her and give her your number. That's what I did"

334  2018-05-18 by tallchad

252 comments

i have a chin that makes my face looks like it have no neck and i am skinny af

You should shower more

Lift some fucking weights, and stop complaining.

weeew

Reminder: This could be you RIGHT NOW if you were born with different genetics.

So if this hot guy sat around eating Cheetos bitching about women on reddit, he'd still get pussy because that's all that's required?

Yes he would. Take a selfie and swipe on tinder.

That shut him up lmao.

I will achieve nothing by arguing with you guys. I have more important shit to do. I'll keep leaving you guys to crying in misery and a false sense of entitlement because it's hilarious. Please never change your views and never actually meet a girl. It's not as absurd as you think but I'm pretty sure natural selection will do us all a favor by removing your "bad genes" from us.

Also I find it funny that you guys rip on fat chicks and get mad when they say it's their genetics when that's 100% of what you do.

go do that important shit

You know, if you had legit arguments you'd get more respect. Because you were wrong there.

Lmao you know well most guys here would get with a fat girl. They wouldn't judge here if it came to the crunch.

Entitlement? How is thinking that girls should be less judgemental and lookist entitled?

Because "I didn't get laid" is a valid argument for all of your extraoridinarly generalized, biased views lol okay there bud

Women are more selective than men. This is a fact. I was arguing with a feminist, he openly admitted it. It's so obvious its just undeniable.

If women weren't so looking and discriminating, none of this would be a thing. Stop dancing around the point.

So

Unless the girl is shallow and not worth someone’s time, she isn’t looking for a perfect outside. Guys get on girls for not having ‘big tits’ or a ‘nice ass’ or being ‘a stick’ or ‘too thick’ (stereotypically- not all guys do) yet most girls I know don’t care what a guy looks like as long as he is treating her right. One of my guy friends is very unattractive and gets plenty of girls, just bc he knows what they deserve and has the confidence to approach them without being a dick. Girls like Dad body, girls like stick body, girls like muscular body, girls like ‘I’m kinda healthy but I got a little chub’ bodies. It’s not about the appearance. It’s: are they funny, are they smart, can I trust them, do they make me happy, are they someone who I want to spend time with, someone I’m proud to call mine.

LOL because Meeks is all those things. You better get your own fucking army pal.

How many times did your mom drop you on your head as a child. I might be ugly and a currycel but i’m happy to be at least not as fucking stupid as you.

I'm sorry you're in so much pain. I hope you find your light again. 💕

That won’t happen. Thanks though. Now i just try to make as much money as possible to simply survive while staying away from everyone.

Tinder disagrees. The existence of incels disagrees.

Shut up retard.

Stop, logic and reality just makes them feel pathetic and embarrased for their views so it just pushes them further into delusion.

You know, if you had legit arguments you'd get more respect. Because you were wrong there.

Exactly.

Fat chicks are disgusting. Now run along.

*Guys who discriminate and are then sad they don’t get paid are disgusting. *

women could lose the weight but they feel no need since some men will want them anyway

not comparable to men born short and ugly

Discriminate against being unhealthy? I don't want to fuck landwhales.

I will achieve nothing by arguing with you guys. I have more important shit to do. I'll keep leaving you guys to crying in misery and a false sense of entitlement because it's hilarious. Please never change your views and never actually meet a girl. It's not as absurd as you think but I'm pretty sure natural selection will do us all a favor by removing your "bad genes" from us.

Also I find it funny that you guys rip on fat chicks and get mad when they say it's their genetics when that's 100% of what you do. I submit to your argument and wrote a bunch of bullshit to feel better about it.

lol true

Keep making excuses for a society that condemns incels to die alone.

They will move the goal posts every time you make a valid statement.

They want to be able to go on Tinder and get laid as easily as hot people do, that’s all it boils down to.

hurrdurr you eat cheetos neckbeards just lift your personalities under the shower and y’all be chads

Such valid statement, I’m amazed by your intellect.

You all are well past the point of showers, you can’t wash the stink of desperation, anger, and an inability to cope with your own toxicity.

That’s really good, only 9 more hubby points and you can have sex with your wife

Sex with wife is only redeemable with 50 hubby points. 10 hubby points allows you to eat Tyrone's load from your wife's pussy. #himforher

Does it count as sex when Tyrone rapes him?

I am the wife.

Oh wow, congrats on finding a beta after years on different cocks, I’m really happy for you. Just have your bf buy him a new Nintendo now and then, and you’re golden.

My husband is not a beta, I can assure you that.

You can keep hurling insults at me all you want, you don’t know me and the assumptions of edgy neckbeards hardly matter. But I will defend my dignity, I’m an old married lady with children and my husband was my first and only.

Alright ma’am, if that’s true, then I’m honestly sorry.

Wow this sounded very clever on your head before you typing didn't it?

Nope, just comes naturally.

Nope that's what Normies do.

literally true

Nice strawman. Hot guy there probably has an easy job being a full-time model while I have to work 10+ hours a day to be taken seriously and to earn money to progress on the social ladder, all the while dealing with the frustration caused by being unattractive.

Fuck off with those generalizations. You are probably a mimimum wage McDonald’s cashier cuck who gets off to the idea of being better than incels. That is the most pathetic thing I can imagine.

This sub made me believe in Karma theory. Maybe this guy was an ugly incel in his previous life?

I wonder how many millions of people I murdered in my previous life to deserve being reincarnated into THIS.

you probably where a stalinist or a high ranning member of the nazi party

nazi's got pussy at least

And had bitchin uniforms

nazis rule tbh

Chadolf marched into France and banged Pierre's widow.

with aids

Mao still holds the record..between 50 and 70 million of his own people...BUT HE MEANT WELL!!

Just be an-incel-in-your-past-life-and-you-will-be-reborn-as-a-chad theory CONFIRMED!

But only if you didn't rope.

The religions were created based on their environment. Karma and reincarnation was invented because pajeets live such horrible lives that they would flip the fuck out if they had to live those lives for eternity.

Instead the rulers told them they could maybe be reborn as kings, like a lottery, as long as they buy their ticket (slave away building things for no pay)

It has more to with the caste system. Supposedly, if you did your dharma you would get good karma and be reincarnated in a higher caste in the next life.

Haha yes smart goyim you will be reborn as one of us as long as you slave away for no pay in this life

I don’t believe in reincarnation and also they were payed not slaves

I don’t believe in reincarnation and also they were payed not slaves

It was OVER since conception.

Why does God hate incels so much?

Well if he existed I would probably mention that he prizes eunuchs and people who are celibate over the rest of us slobs so there’s that

Welcome to /r/atheism.

I am agnostic..no one knows for sure what the Truth is.

Like I'd ever have arms that skinny.

That kind of advice is actually suifuel because it makes me understand how easy and organic it is for the genetic elite to get a partner.

It's the truth.

If you, like me, want to know what "suifuel" means; I didn't find anything in the dictionary

ewww norman. it means suicide fuel.

Never even heard of, TIL! Thanks stranger.

Also TIL some people on the internet don't like it when you don't know something...

stop talking like such a fucking numale. TIL!

trying to be overly nice on the internet means you're a faggot irl

Use your imagination.

go look for hypergamia in the dictionairy

It's biology

Idk what you mean by genetic “elite,” it’s just as natural for looksmatched normies, just the ugly fuckers who get no play

She's beautiful.

a rare 10/10 in the wild

She had a nose job and lip fillers, colored contacts ect. She was average before

So she's not beautiful now?

She’s fake is what she is. She’s only “beautiful” after visiting plastic surgeons

You're high. She looks very natural

She’s plastic as fuckkkk but to each their own. I respect your love for silicone bro lmao

dude as incel you are blaming some one for taking plastic surgery?

the cope is hard in this one said yoda and kenobi

she has a perfect nose so I understand incels here thinking it's fake since it's so rare but some women just actually have a perfect nose, which other women copy with surgery (which often goes all wrong)

the girl who plays Jessica jones on the Netflix show has a pretty horrifying fake nose

yeah not the same girl as here

Yes it is... It’s Cindy Kimberly and Neels Visser. Lol educate yourself

7/10 with makeup

She's beautiful.

Which of the two females are you referring to? This is a lesbian couple, isn't it?

He mogs her.

He mogs her.

I unironically agree with this.

It's frightening How a simple little DNA tweak can either fuck up your life or earn you a trophy girlfriend

lol they don't need to do anything, when a GL guy walks into a party the girls be like 'omg he's so hot who's that?' and they'll eventually talk to him. girls are very confident, obviously cause they get a lot of attention and compliments, and they usually get what they want. the shy female act is the 'please leave me alone' mode.

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Noo its a shit test bro, just spin plates. Women shit test me all the time, and I still have about 16 plates in the kitchen.

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Why are you so helpless to identify sarcasm in relation to The Red Pill?Or are you one of them and it triggered you? Cheers.

Mate have u ever been to a party?

I’ve been to plenty of parties, and that is my experience too. 4-5 women tryint to talk to the best-looking guy at once, normies casually conversing with average women and incels trying to talk to one who respons in half-sentences and eyes Chad in the meantime.

Lol this is hillarious. People aren't like this in real life, people just talk to eachother. How many parties did you go to just like that? Plenty? Hahahahaha who eats this up foreal lol

Someone who actually leaves the house

Getting kicked out of the bedroom for fresh air does not count. You are painting a caricature. You have been to PLENTY of parties and what you saw, at all these parties-

" 4-5 women trying to talk to the best-looking guy at once, chadlites casually conversing with average women and incels trying to talk to one who respons in half-sentences and is eyeing Chad in the meantime."

Come on dude. Come ooonnnnnn. I'm not even trying to be a ball buster, it's just silly. When you saw this, other people, like you, who have not been to plenty of parties are now going to be too scare to go. It's detrimental.

I’m not saying parties are not fun. But you have to be retarded not to notice how women crawl up to the most attractive guy and drink his every word.

You can actually keep your eyes open and look at situations and have a good time at the same time.

No, when I go to parties, I do not notice how women 'crawl up to the most attractive guy and drink his every word'. Also, it does not sound like you're having a good time. That's probably why you have created these 'party' scenarios that just HAPPEN to fit perfectly in with the average incel narrative. I mean it's literally perfect.

Alright, in your scenarios women go to the guys with the mlst interesting personality surely. Absolutely believeable.

No dude. It's not black/white like that. That's why you sounded so unbelievable and how I know you are not speaking from experience. People speak with who they know the best, typically. They also engage with people who engage with them. It's firmly placed in the middle, a little place I like to call reality. I'm sorry man I'm not trying to be a dick, I just feel legitimately bummed if that's how you really view parties, or any social gathering really. That's a grim mindset to keep.

Not saying that it isn't easy for a 10/10 (subjective by the way, to a good extent) to pick up fine bitches. But it swings both ways. Each 'girl' is literally a whole person with different interests and experiences, shaping who they're interested in. Sure, some things are undeniably attractive, but you are selling yourself short if you think you need to be even AVERAGE to get girls. I am 100% serious when I say I know some god damn uggos who have been with attractive girls. I have SEEN it. People I know AND strangers in public. Tons. Some women really -are- nice, some really do not care as much about physical features, or are into unconventional ones. You are only truly done for if you start hating strangers and letting your own self go mentally/physically. People are mad for being born 'ugly'. You could have been born in the dark ages and have a feudal lord ram a hot poker up your ass. It's all subjective man. if worse comes to worse just get your $$$ up.

Women are interested in different kinds of Chads, that is true. Some women like nerd Chads, some women like badboy Chads and some women like nice guy Chads. I have never seen a woman being into balding guys with recessed chins and slight cross-eyes.

Ah. Yeah dude you're fucked. My bad.

Yay

Just out of curiousity, what did you mean by legit ugly in your previous comment?

Hey, Idk12344482305, just a quick heads-up:
curiousity is actually spelled curiosity. You can remember it by -os- in the middle.
Have a nice day!

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Hey man I was just kidding. Really. Let me give you an example; I have a friend named Will. I was friends with his older brother. He was 12, I was like 14. We stayed friends to this day. Now this dude is scrawny, flabby, NEVER leaves his house type of guy. He developed carpal-tunnel at the ripe age of 17 from literal constant computer usage. His mother is whacky and let him quit school in the 8th grade. He is pasty and has terrible acne. His nose is very big and bulbous with more acne. He has greasy hair and smells musty like cigarettes. The worst part- He has eczema on his FACE dude. He has longs bang to this day, because the entire top of his forehead is red and scaley. Despite all of this, he has myself and a few other good friends. We love that dude. Literally. He goes out with us and has fun. He is intelligent and kind and funny. He is small in statue. I am not saying he is a pussy slayer, really. But he has had 3 girlfriends, all fairly attractive. No obv not 10, but a solid 5/6. Which really, with 10/10 being impossible goddess, that is where most women lie. It took him a little time, but now he has a cute little nerdy girlfriend who was built for him. It's like perfect. She isn't conventianlly attractive per se, but she is very cute and slim. Plus this personality thing you are going on about, she has it. You can love girls for that and you can love them despite physical flaws. That is my friend Willie. I have also known people similiar, but obv not the same. I have also seen very ugly guys with hot chicks just in public. At a 7/11. I thought it was his sister, it was not. He did not look rich. Just another random example. I know I don't know you, but balding is NOTHING. IMO it looks kinda cool, you would be surprised what people would be into. There are over 8 billion of them, over half are females. I really really think you're gonna be alright. It sounds corny, but everyone's worst enemy, potentially, is themselves. Their WORST enemy. You don't have to love yourself, but acknowledge yourself atleast. You WILL be forever alone if you let your rage consume you. I'm not a 'chad' either, I promise. I just stopped caring. It really does work. It might take a long time, but you will meet someone if you try even 10%. Will did it, so can ANYONE.

Wow, she looks almost just like Alesha Dixon,

I've only once seen it happen where someone has walked into a pub and phone numbers have been exchanged in about 20 minutes.

Strangely, he looked similar to the guy in the picture - just add a black leather jacket.

🤩😘😍 P E R S O N A L I T Y 😍😘🤩

I was at a bachelor party with a tall, good-looking blond guy and he walked in and a woman IMMEDIATELY approached him for sex. He took one shot and brought her home.

This was in Playa del Carmen, but yeah. Shit happens, just not to us.

Things to remember:

  • The guy in the pic didn’t shave this morning

  • He has messy hair

  • He doesn’t have nice clothes

JFL at cucks who having nice clothes, a haircut or being well-groomed helps.

Face, race, height. That’s it.

maybe he respects women

I stand corrected.

The correct formula is :

(Face + Race + Height) * number of times you respected women

0*n = 0 |n e N

Kek.

Maybe he showered

He has good hygiene. He obviously washes his face. His clothes look clean. He left his bedroom today, and isn’t being angry at an entire gender for his personal problems. His hair clearly has product in it, and he paid for a professional haircut.
You can’t tell from this pic, but I’d bet my next paycheck that he: brushes his teeth twice a day, uses deodorant, uses cologne, cleans his ass and showers regularly, and shaves more than once a year. He also obviously cares about his physique and eats healthy/exercises regularly.

But you’re right, I’m sure that taking care of yourself won’t fix your problems.

I got to hand it to him, having a face like that requires a body fat of <12%. He most probably is fit.

Other than that, you have no idea about his teeth. I have naturally yellow teeth plus it got stained from all the coffee I consumed, and still consume. Even though I brush it two times a day, I still have to get plaque removed every half a year. That is also genetic. Deodorant and cologne? Yes, probably. Who doesn't? Shower meme? You're really original. Clothes look clean? Wow, that's amazing. You literally have to put them in the washing machine and take them out to dry them. Incredible performance, literally no incels do that.

He left his bedroom today, and isn’t being angry at an entire gender for his personal problems

H E L O O K S G O O D S O H E M U S T H A V E A G R E A T P E R S O N A L I T Y

And very nice assumptions in the end despite knowing nothing about me.

I’m sorry, but literally no one has “naturally yellow teeth”. There’s a lot of crazy shit said in this sub, but that might be my least favorite thing I’ve ever read.

you're a fucking idiot, a 5 second google search will tell you that teeth has many natural shades, some of them more yellow than the others

also the fact that you took this from my comment is fucking pathetic

funny when i prove you shits wrong you disappear. i feel truly sorry for that dog for having such a retarded owner. i hope you won't forget her somewhere during a walk.

Or I actually have a life and don’t spend every waking moment on Reddit..

Maybe you could spend even less time here, and we both can be happy you idiot

Lmao. I don’t think you’ll ever be happy until you get some hobbies and realize your celibacy is your own fault. You blame others for your problems because you’re too scared to admit that you might have some control over your life, and you’re just doing a shitty job of making things better. I hope you realize that life doesn’t owe you anything, before I read about you in the paper for doing something horrible.

Roasty getting toasty. Again, you have no knowledge about my life, but still think you know anything. Typical woman, lol.

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So you will fuck off finally, great.

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I was worried you had a stroke there, are you ok?

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Stop spamming. You've posted the same thing 17 times within 15 minutes.

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One more and you're going to get banned for spamming.

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Can I get a flair for this sub?

Look at me everyone, I want to start shit with people on this sub!

Can you try a bit harder?

I mean, I’m putting minimal effort in. But this is about celebrating incel culture, correct? So since I love Tyrone’s cock, I should embrace it, right?

You can take a permanent break from the sub if you don't lay off the smug inflammatory behavior. This sub doesn't need more of that.

Oh, so someone can change their comment to say that if I reply with a smiley I love Tyrone’s cock, but if I embrace it, I’m the asshole?

but if I embrace it, I’m the asshole?

Could have also been the bigger person and ignored it like an adult instead of acting immature as fuck about it.

Why? It’s a racist insult that deserved to be trolled.

Or, you could've been the bigger person and not graced an obvious attention seeking comment with attention.

Deserved to be trolled

Really helping your case.

So racism is not only tolerated in this sub, it’s defended?

How is pointing out that something obviously inflammatory is designed to illicit a response defending it, exactly?

But since you're going to whine about it, I'll remove it for racebaiting. Anyway, lay the fuck off the inflammatory behaviour on your end.

Thank you :)

Ya know, I do have to give you kudos. I’m also a part of some feminist subs, and they just delete comments they don’t agree with, and refuse to remove any comments that are misandristic or racist. It says a lot that you didn’t delete my comments even when I was being an ass, and you deleted a racist comment. I really do appreciate that.

Why is mentioning Tyrone racist? I actually post tons of anti-semitic comments, and those mever get deleted. Not that I’m complaining, just asking.

In this case I thought it to be a bit racebaity when looking at the wording. Just my opinion tbh, felt it best to apply the rule in this case.

Anyway the user you were talking to got a perma since she couldn't lay off the inflammatory behavior combined with the other rule violations under her belt.

I would be willing to bet a smaller amount that I’ll see her on IncelTears saying she tried to help incels, but they didn’t listen and banned her.

Probably. If I get a very butthurt modmail in it'll be like usual.

In the end, I warned her and she couldn't be bothered to take it seriously, so it's no skin off my back either way.

Maybe she just really likes Tyrone’s dick who knows

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Came to see if these dudes were as bat shit crazy and pathetic as I’d heard. Was not disappointed. Bring on the downvotes bedroom dwellers.

Your opinions are welcome here, however wrong they are.

Funny thing about an opinion is that it is my own; and you nor anyone else is in any position to declare it is wrong.

If your opinion is that the Earth is flat then I get to declare it wrong. If your opinion is that attraction is based more on personality than looks, then I get to try to prove it wrong. That isn’s so clear cut. But there are wrong opinions.

No there aren’t. By definition an opinion is a view or judgement one forms about something; not necessarily based on fact or knowledge. Much like all the pessimistic, self serving, misogynistic bullshit everyone in this sub keeps parroting back to each other. But you go ahead and keep trying to come off as clever.

If you think thinking the Earth is flat is a valid opinion, then I have no more questions.

Strange how I treat you respectfully and you respond only with insults.

I didn’t forward any opinions about the earth being flat; that was your comment remember? I’d appreciate you not attributing things I haven’t said to me. Disrespectful? When was I disrespectful? Because I decried the backwards, flat out incorrect notions this sub and it’s users harbour towards social interactions including sex?

Funny thing about an opinion is that it is my own; and you nor anyone else is in any position to declare it is wrong.

If your opinion was that the Earth is flat, wouldn’t I be in the position to declare it wrong? I would be, therefore opinions can be wrong. QED.

And what notions do you think about specifically?

Dude, lay off the earth is flat bullshit. Much as I would like to continue this discourse, it is currently 3:25 AM where I am and sleep is beckoning as I’ve been awake since 4:45 AM. I will check in tomorrow.

Dude, you’ve been proven wrong about your statement. I’m not trying to insult you. Have a good one.

What statement have I been proven wrong about? YOUR statement about the earth being flat?

Funny thing about an opinion is that it is my own; and you nor anyone else is in any position to declare it is wrong.

opinions can be wrong get over it

You can disagree with my opinion, but that doesn’t make it “wrong”. Wrong to YOU maybe, but that means fuck all to me. Get over it.

Yes, there are some opinions that are plainly wrong. Just because you say "this is my opinion" doesn't make it immune to criticism and being proven wrong.

Yeah, like the precious opinion of incels that they aren’t having any luck with women due to a myriad of outside factors that has nothing to do with them. Get out of your mom’s basement, stop eating shit junk food, lift some fucking weights, learn some social skills, and realize that if a woman is a 10 out of 10 and you’re at best a 6 out of 10 for instance, that you should have a more realistic expectation of what “attainable” means. Women don’t OWE you or any other so called incel ANYTHING. You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take, and sitting on Reddit all day and being force fed regurgitated angry rhetoric from a bunch of other angry, bitter and disenfranchised men who do nothing but parrot the same defeatist bullshit like it is everyone’s fault but your own is doing nobody any favours. Especially yourselves.

But enough of this pointless debate. And what notions do you think about specifically when you said incels have incorrect notions? I am more than happy to listen to what you say.

Honestly, it fucking disgusts me that you people think you have the right to sit back and slag off on everyone and anyone who has enough confidence in themselves to go out and live their lives in the fashion that all you cowards are clearly afraid to do. It’s disgusting that it seems to be okay and accepted for you to blame everyone else for your lack of interaction with the opposite sex. It’s disgusting that all you people do is make bullshit excuses and imaginary reasons why you aren’t getting laid. Most of you come off as bitter, resentful, scared little boys. Grow a pair of balls and learn some goddamn social skills, better yourselves (physically, if that’s what you feel it takes), and get out there and start living your fucking lives instead of sitting around bitching and blaming everyone else but yourselves and your shit attitudes for your OWN lot in life. Nobody is responsible for your happiness but yourselves. Stop blaming everyone else and making excuses.

I will respond to you probably tomorrow. I don’t want to be rude in live company. I think some of what you say has legitimate basis, but overall I disagree with you.

I support your right to disagree with me, that’s the beauty of opinion. But I, unlike you, would never tell you your opinion is wrong. For the record; it sucks you dudes aren’t in a happy place in your lives when it comes to the opposite (or same) sex. Everyone wants to be loved, and I wish everyone could. But there comes a time when one must accept that the universe and all the women in it are not actively engaged in a conspiracy to prevent “incels” from being happy or getting laid. If sex is the major issue; get a hooker. It’s a thing.

I believe you are stereotyping incels. Let me tell you about myself just a bit to give you an idea. I was born into a shithole country. I worked very hard to get into university, I was poor through primary and high school. I was also poor when I was a college student, so I had to work besides studying, I worked and studied at the same time (a total of about 80 hours a week) for 2 years. I am now finally at a stage where I only work, but I will start doing another professional degree in less than a year to get ahead. But that is my professional life only. I also have 2 different friend groups who I meet at least weekly. I also work out, doing 4-5 days of exercise.

This seems like bragging. It probably is. But I just wanted to show you that I'm not someone who lives in his basement and faps to hentai all day despite what incel-haters tell you.

I have one problem though. I'm ugly. Pre-menopausal women are naturally disgusted by me.

And there it is, that is our problem. I know it's easy to believe in the Just World Fallacy. But it's simply not true.

This so called “just world fallacy” is yet another creation of this community at large. The world isn’t “just”. It never was, and it never will be. And again; if that is how you feel about yourself and are having no luck, get a hooker.

I believe that genuine romantic attraction can't be replaced by sex workers.

Also, just world fallacy is a well-known phenomenon. Google it.

Dude how old are you? There are people that are virgins well into their 40’s and 50’s, then find love when they least expect it. Life can’t always be perfect, but you don’t need to fixate on the one thing that isn’t going well in it. Enjoy all the rest that life has to offer. Be happy with yourself, and what will be will be. It saddens me to see people being so damn negative about something that is never easy for anybody. Yes, people find each other. Sometimes those two people are very attractive. This doesn’t make them “chads” or “Stacys”. It’s fucking ridiculous to hate people you know nothing about and have never met because they have something you don’t. It’s petty, hateful, and quite frankly, below people who seem to be of moderate to marked intelligence on the whole.

I'm 25, but let's not focus on me.

The problem with this kind of thinking is that it's part of the cult of positivity. It denigrates the fact that lots of men today feel unhappy with their sexual lives, and merely says that they should do something else while ignoring the fact that the lack of romantic partners can have a detrimental effect on a person's well-being.

The problem is, mostly everybody acknowledges the blackpill when it's not called the blackpill. Women like attractive, good-looking men. That is common sense. Yet when incels complain about that, they are deemed the worst kind of people on the planet. Why is that?

Negativity is the problem. Most probably also a root cause of aforementioned difficulties.

I don't think we're on the same wavelength. Negativity or positivity only matters if you believe the just world fallacy. In reality, it's dependent on mostly external circumstances.

No it isn’t. I had my now 10 year old child with a beautiful woman who I consider to be way out of my league when I was broke, had a shit job, no car, and no prospects of a good job or decent future. Tell me more about external circumstances?

You just proved my point. You are good-looking, therefore you don't need to have a good job or a car to marry a woman. I don't have a chance despite having both. Status means nothing, face is all.

No I’m not. Im average looking. Not physically gifted like you’re all so sure you have to be to get laid. I’m positive. I have hobbies, interests that I enjoy discussing. I like music, art, politics, comic books, sci-fi movies, crafting, video games, reading books. I’m a fucking nerd bro. But I’m positive and outgoing.

Average looking nowadays means 8/10.

LOL nah bro, I’m a reasonable 6, maybe a soft 5.

That’s already better than 90% of this sub. I’m a 4/10 on my better days.

Ok, I thought that edit was pretty fast, and it didn’t change the main point of the comment.

I thought this subreddit was a fucking joke, satire. Turns out you assholes actually believe in all this tomfoolery.

Also, I can't help it, my heart always melts from cute dogs, you have an especially cute one.

Shut the fuck up, fag.

😘😘

Stupid cuck.

I’m sure that taking care of yourself won’t fix your problems.

Honestly, it won't. If you lost the genetic lottery, it's like trying to polish a turd. You can maybe go from a 2/10 to a 3/10 by going through all of the motions you describe but these are pretty basic fucking things most people are doing already. Brush your teeth twice daily? Shower? Wow, why didn't I think of that.

Honestly, if you truly are as ugly as you feel, then I’m sorry I assumed it was fixable with hygiene and maintenance. But the thing is, most of the time incels are not as ugly as they feel. Sometimes the problem is actually that you need to work on yourself internally. That could mean a variety of things. Do you need hobbies? Do you need to work on being clingy? Are your jokes actually incredibly racist or misogynistic and putting people off? Do you not know how to carry on a conversation? 99% if the the time I’ve seen an incel show a selfie, their looks are not the problem. If you’re actually looking for help, I don’t mind talking with you and giving advice where I’m able. I know I say bitchy shit sometimes, but I actually know a lot about dating.

Honestly, if you truly are as ugly as you feel, then I’m sorry I assumed it was fixable with hygiene and maintenance. But the thing is, most of the time incels are not as ugly as they feel.

Who said I was ugly or even feel ugly? As a volcel, I'm probably better looking than 99 percent of this subreddit. I'm just pointing out how incredibly shitty and trite your advice is. It's the most blue pilled bullshit I've seen in ages.

Do you need hobbies? Do you need to work on being clingy? Are your jokes actually incredibly racist or misogynistic and putting people off? Do you not know how to carry on a conversation?

There you go again, offering shitty advice. Honestly, what the fuck is your problem? Who do you think you are, Tony Robbins? What on Earth makes you feel so qualified to offer advice to people who neither request it nor appreciate it, even ignoring how shitty the advice is in the first place?

Here, let me kick some dirt in your face, you arrogant cow. You've more than earned it.

Do you need hobbies? Every poster on this subreddit—yes, every single one—has hobbies. "Get a hobby" is about the most vacuous advice anyone could possibly offer, alongside "Just be confident, bro." An incel with a hobby is still an incel. You don't fuck a guy based on whether or not he has a fucking hobby. And this is ignoring the fact that not all hobbies are equal; some are more culturally respected than others, even when it really makes no sense.

Do you need to work on being clingy? Projecting much? The clingy thing is a female problem, not an incel problem.

Are your jokes actually incredibly racist or misogynistic and putting people off? What if they are, by your normie standards? Am I supposed to change everything about myself just so you can feel comfortable around me, you fucking self obsessed narcissist?

Do you not know how to carry on a conversation?

Enters a subreddit with 22,000 members who have regular conversations Tells them they need to learn how to converse.

Lady, fuck off.

Hahaha yeah. Never mind “volcel” Have fun pretending it’s your idea that you’re not getting laid lmao.

I dumped my last girlfriend and every girlfriend before that. If that doesn't make me a volcel, I don't know what does. I'm not a virgin and could get sex if I wanted it. But what I realized long ago is that semi regular sex just isn't worth putting up with women's bullshit.

I can't remember the last time I saw someone get their head ripped off in a debate like this. You came on bold as brass, thinking "Wow, I know, I'll tell them to brush their teeth! That will change everything" And when people told you your shitty advice is just that, shitty, you resort to "You can't get laid, ahahaha!"

Lmao. Yah, sorry to break it to you, but a) your hand isn’t your girlfriend or b) breaking up with a girl you’re not actually dating and who you just have an imaginary relationship doesn’t count.

Who’s debating or getting their head ripped off? I didn’t even read your last comment. Your delusions are so intense you think you’re actually winning an imaginary debate.

If you actually wanted help, it’s been offered. However, I think you like being in your miserable fantasy world, so I’ll leave you to it, Casanova.

"I didn't read your comment even though I'm writing a novel in response to it."

t. brainlet

“Hahaha yeah. Never mind “volcel” Have fun pretending it’s your idea that you’re not getting laid lmao. “- a novel; according to an totally voluntary celibate.

"I'm leaving now." -Whore

*Spends another hour shitposting*

Well, I guess this is the most attention you’ve received from a woman in a long time. You’re welcome for that.

What was it you said about not seeing someone this eviscerated in a debate before? Mirror much? Hugs and kisses, boo!!

I think what I said was you got the living fuck beat out of you in the actual debate. And you did. Since you couldn't actually disprove anything I said, you resorted to name calling and attempted some sort of low key virgin shaming even though I'm not a virgin. (If I were a virgin or incel, I wouldn't be ashamed to admit it because I think there are much worse things to be; for instance, a moron with the title of "Whore" who offers unsolicited and utterly useless advice to a subreddit full of people who laugh at her).

Then you pursued this...whatever it is...with a passion. What is this string of posts, exactly? It's basically just you shitposting and me responding to tell you you're an idiot. But you probably know that by now. I guess that's on me for feeding the troll. How about I do both of us a favor and block you? You'll move on to telling people in the next thread "Just brush your teeth, bro. What, you don't want my shitty advice? You're not a volcel, you're a virgin!" and I'll move on to not having to see your trite, vacuous bullshit.

Adieu.

Holy shit you wrote a lot. Too bad nobody’s ever gonna read it lmfao. I’m guessing this is one of your hobbies you insist you have. Hahahahahaha hooooolyyyy shitttttt.

Tell me, how did you break up with allllllll your girlfriends

I warned you to lay off the inflammatory behavior.

Banned for multiple rule violations.

Her name is Cindy Kimberly and she dumped him. What chance do you have if Chad can't even keep a woman loyal?


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opp ass goofy ass nigga come to my block and we finna run yo goofy ass down the strip

I agree with you, 9/11 was an inside job.

Damn, got us again

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k.

Cindy Kimberly

what a stupid name

If this isn't a photo of a gay dude and his friend being cute for the camera, then butter my buns and call me a biscuit.

Cope, women are less repulsed by good looking men regardless of their sexuality

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They will produce Jeremy Meeks lookalikes probably.

His jaw looks unnatural. Is this shopped?

Guy showers a lot

I remember hearing this late 80's/early 90's song and laughing at the realization that in most scenarios the woman is approaching some guy and for the guy to "bust a move." Well, sport, it isn't necessary at that point.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy4FXhkm6Nw

It's truly over.

Lol

Non tall non white non diamond cutter jaw need not apply.

what a gorgeous couple.

Am I allowed to say that without pissing people off?

One day this will be and an incel I find on here. Watch

That jawline mogs me into oblivion.

she is subhuman currycunt. That chad is murderous race traitor

I can see why he has a cross necklace, hes thanking god everyday

uh, no thanks. white is right

i saw this on fit lol

link?

It was on /r9k/ first, actually.

Although to be fair, /r9k/ and /fit/ are basically the same board, nowadays.

I love her.

Why can't I look like him. Fuck this. God I hope the afterlife is kind

Imagine how nice his life is, he probably doesn't even want to die and people probably smile at him all day every day.

She's hot, he's hot. Terrible example of black pill

I'm not gay but holy freaking damn that jawline is insane

Hot couple. Im jealous.

Which one is the female?

that slut is gorgeous. Perfect face.

And that night he plunged his 8.5" penis into her nether regions as she grunted and squinted her eyes in mindless pleasure.

Roastie cunts like this are the fucking worst.

Race, face, height.

Lovely couple

Her bones look fragile though

If it doesnt look like youre chewing on 2 boomerangs its over

So if this hot guy sat around eating Cheetos bitching about women on reddit, he'd still get pussy because that's all that's required?

This sub made me believe in Karma theory. Maybe this guy was an ugly incel in his previous life?

So she's not beautiful now?

I wonder how many millions of people I murdered in my previous life to deserve being reincarnated into THIS.

It was OVER since conception.

Why does God hate incels so much?

yeah not the same girl as here

Just be an-incel-in-your-past-life-and-you-will-be-reborn-as-a-chad theory CONFIRMED!

The religions were created based on their environment. Karma and reincarnation was invented because pajeets live such horrible lives that they would flip the fuck out if they had to live those lives for eternity.

Instead the rulers told them they could maybe be reborn as kings, like a lottery, as long as they buy their ticket (slave away building things for no pay)

It has more to with the caste system. Supposedly, if you did your dharma you would get good karma and be reincarnated in a higher caste in the next life.

Like I'd ever have arms that skinny.

Getting kicked out of the bedroom for fresh air does not count. You are painting a caricature. You have been to PLENTY of parties and what you saw, at all these parties-

" 4-5 women trying to talk to the best-looking guy at once, chadlites casually conversing with average women and incels trying to talk to one who respons in half-sentences and is eyeing Chad in the meantime."

Come on dude. Come ooonnnnnn. I'm not even trying to be a ball buster, it's just silly. When you saw this, other people, like you, who have not been to plenty of parties are now going to be too scare to go. It's detrimental.

Thank you :)

Ya know, I do have to give you kudos. I’m also a part of some feminist subs, and they just delete comments they don’t agree with, and refuse to remove any comments that are misandristic or racist. It says a lot that you didn’t delete my comments even when I was being an ass, and you deleted a racist comment. I really do appreciate that.

Why is mentioning Tyrone racist? I actually post tons of anti-semitic comments, and those mever get deleted. Not that I’m complaining, just asking.

Funny thing about an opinion is that it is my own; and you nor anyone else is in any position to declare it is wrong.

opinions can be wrong get over it